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First Aired: 1988-05-14Length: 25 MinStatus: Ended
The "show about nothing" is a sitcom landmark, with comic Jerry and his three sardonic friends finding laughs in both the mundane and the ridiculous. (Source: thetvdb.com)
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| Season 9 (show/hide) | ||
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| 24 | The Finale (2) | 1998-05-14 |
| The videotape Kramer made is played for the jury. When the NBC executives arrive, George forgets about the trial for a moment and complains loudly about the plane. The prosecution begins to call their witnesses and each will do more to break down the characters of the foursome. First, the arresting officer is called to the stand, followed by the victim. Then the prosecution begins to call a variety of familiar faces. Starting with the elderly woman that Jerry stole the marble rye from. The virgin, Marla, is called to the stand and she tells the court about the foursome's contest. Further testimony is given by the bubble boy. The woman who needed a handicapped spot. The doctor who was on duty the night Susan died. Sidra, the woman with no implants. Mr. Bookman, the library cop. George's former girlfriend Robin, whose apartment caught on fire. The security guard from the parking garage. A detective from when Kramer was dressed like a pimp. The low-talker tries to testify (only she can't be heard). Steinbrenner talks about calzone and George's communism. The man who runs the cockfights. The pharmacist who sold Elaine a case of contraceptive sponges. A co-worker tells about Elaine's Christmas card. Mr. Pitt tells about when Elaine tried to kill him with a pillow. The soup nazi takes the stand and finally Babu Bhatt returns to the US to tell about the cafe and his deportation. They are "very, very, bad." Rivera Live reports that the jury is in deliberation. Meanwhile, the foursome speculates on life in prison. Estelle tries to bribe the judge to be lenient on George if he's found guilty. A montage of activity is shown while the jury is in deliberation, that includes people we didn't see testifying like the Rabbi, Wilhelm, Keith Hernandez, Bania, Peterman, Puddy, Newman, Mr. Lippman, Poppie, Mr. Ross browsing for a handgun and ends with Jackie Chiles "cross-examining" Sidra outside the courtroom. The jury comes back. Jerry asks Elaine what she was going to say to him on Guest stars: Barney Martin, Danny Woodburn, Estelle Harris, Grace Zabriskie, Ian Abercrombie, Jane Leeves, Jerry Stiller, John O'Hurley, Len Lesser, Liz Sheridan, Patrick Warburton, Phil Morris, Steve Hytner, Teri Hatcher, Victor Raider-Wexler, Warren Frost, Wayne Knight | ||
| 23 | The Finale (1) | 1998-05-14 |
| Jerry and George discuss the movies and George's desire to get his fifteen minutes of fame. Kramer is off to the beach. Elaine calls a friend, whose father is in the hospital, with her cell phone; Jerry and George tell her that is a social faux pas. Jerry gets a message from NBC that they want to talk about the pilot. So Jerry and George go to meet with the new vice president of programming, who is interested in turning their pilot into a 13 episode series. Jerry and George begin to make plans to move to California. Jerry interrupts Elaine's phone call to her friend to tell her about the NBC deal. When he finds out what she did, he tells her that was an even greater faux pas than the cell phone. Jerry and George's parents are excited by the news about the NBC deal. NBC offers Jerry & George a perk, free use of one of their private jets to anywhere they want. Kramer returns from the beach, but has a little bit of water trapped in his ear. Kramer warns they'll never come back from LA, "she's a seductress." Hey! He did. The foursome decides where they want to take the private jet. They finally decide on Paris. As they are ready to leave, Elaine plans to call her friend again; Jerry tells her it is not right to rush that kind of phone call. Elaine avoids a faux pas. Newman begs to be brought along, when Jerry denies him, he vows to be there at Jerry's day of reckoning. The private jet, except for George who wanted the one Ted Danson would have gotten impresses everyone. With water still in his ear, Kramer tries to get it out mid-flight. He stumbles into the cockpit and the plane starts going into a crash dive. During the descent, George confesses he cheated during "the contest" and Elaine and Jerry are about to tell each other something important, when the plane corrects itself. The plane puts down in the small town of Latham, Massachusetts for a checkup. The foursome goes into town and debates about if they are going to get back on the plane. They witness the robbery Guest stars: Barney Martin, Danny Woodburn, Estelle Harris, Grace Zabriskie, Jane Leeves, Jerry Stiller, John O'Hurley, Larry David, Len Lesser, Liz Sheridan, Patrick Warburton, Peter Blood, Phil Morris, Steve Hytner, Teri Hatcher, Victor Raider-Wexler, Warren Frost, Wayne Knight | ||
| 22 | The Clip Show (a.k.a. The Chronicle) (2) | 1998-05-14 |
| More clips are seen and finally the closing minutes feature a series of bloopers and a musical montage that features the song "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" by the band Green Day, from their 1997 album Nimrod. | ||
| 21 | The Clip Show (a.k.a. The Chronicle) (1) | 1998-05-14 |
| Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to the movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories. Featuring relationships (getting in & out), etc. | ||
| 20 | The Puerto Rican Day | 1998-05-07 |
| The gang tries to get back into town after leaving the Mets game early in the 8th inning, the Mets are down 9 - 0. On the highway they run into trouble with a maroon Volkswagen Golf. George comments on a new movie he saw about the Hindenburg disaster and the clever comment he made during a quiet moment after the explosion. As they approach 5th Avenue traffic slows down and music can be heard, they realize they have forgotten about the Puerto Rican day parade. Elaine worries about getting home and seeing 60 Minutes as part of her weekend wind down. Kramer spots a way out if Jerry can worm his way over to the right. They almost make it over until they reencounter the maroon Golf. Elaine bails out of the car to find alternate transportation. George bails out of the car when he spots a theater screening the Hindenburg movie; he decides he wants to repeat his glory. Elaine decides the cab she hired isn't working, so she bails out of the cab, only to have it start moving again and again. George's attempt to be funny at the movie is undermined by a guy with one of those funny laser pointers. Kramer suggests that he and Jerry abandon his car. The laser pointer guy (a lousy prop comic) gets all the laughs as George's line bombs and he is humiliated. Kramer cuts a deal with the maroon Golf they are go to get access to the short cut when Jerry makes an apology wave. George returns to the car with the red dot of a laser pointer appearing all over parts of his body. Jerry rescinds his apology wave just as he is about to pull in the alley; Elaine arrives back at the same spot in her cab. Jerry's apartment is seen, but no one is home. Elaine seeks an alternate way home. Kramer seeks a bathroom. Elaine works her way over to the parade route and looks for a way across. She leads a group of people on an escape route underneath a reviewing stand ala The Poseidon Adventure. Kramer spots an apartment for sale and poses as H.E Pennypacker, a wealthy industrialist, to get access to a bat Guest stars: Alison Martin, Armando Molina, Bert Rosario, Chip Heller, Dayton Callie, Helen Carey, James Karen, Jenica Bergere, John Paragon, Marc Hirschfeld, Marcelo Tubert, Mario Joyner, Mimi Cozzens, Monica Allison, Raoul N. Rizik, Scott Conte, Tom Agna, Tom Dahlgren, Yul Vazquez | ||
| 19 | The Maid | 1998-04-30 |
| George searches for a nickname and decides on "T-bone." Jerry has hired a maid to clean his apartment. Elaine suspects there is more than cleaning going on. Kramer's girlfriend is moving downtown (10 minutes by subway) to a different way of life. Kramer tells Elaine he is having a fax sent to her apartment, only Elaine informs him that she doesn't have a fax machine. George makes a play for being called "T-bone" at work, but a coworker gets the honor. Elaine gets home to find 57 messages waiting for her, most of them the fax machine trying to deliver Kramer's fax. Elaine catches Jerry kissing the maid. Jerry confesses that he has a personal and work relationship with his maid named Cindy. Kramer's girlfriend is gone and he tells Elaine that he signed up for a food delivery service. They're going to fax him menus for all the restaurants for the next year. Elaine gets a new number and with it a new area code, she really wanted a "changed" number. Kramer and his girlfriend have a relationship by phone. George finds out about Jerry and his maid. Elaine tries to give out her new number to a guy, but the new area code scares him off. George wants his nickname and confronts his coworker, Kruger sees George's gestures through a window and it reminds him of "Koko the Monkey." Elaine finds out a woman in her building has died, she had a telephone number with a 212 area code. When Cindy takes her fee but leaves without cleaning anything, Jerry wonders what he's paid for. Kramer calls him "a john." George and Jerry swap information on their respective situations at Monk's counter. Kramer returns from visiting his girlfriend and reports the oddities he saw there. The gang tries to communicate while sitting at Monk's counter. Jerry's maid tells George that there is woman at the cleaning service named Coco. George sees this as an opportunity to get out from under this nickname. Jerry breaks up with and fires Cindy. Elaine gets the dead woman's number and receives her first phone Guest stars: Angela Featherstone, Anthony Crivello, Anthony Mangano, Chip Chinery, Colin McClean, Damon Jones, Daniel Von Bargen, Davenia McFadden, Kyle Colerider-Krugh, Markus Flanagan, Sam Whipple, Steve Franken | ||
| 18 | The Frogger | 1998-04-23 |
| Elaine is confronted with cake from two separate birthday celebrations. She is tired of the forced socializing, so she calls in the sick the following day. Jerry & George are going to their old high-school hangout for one last slice of pizza. Kramer was at the police station where he obtained some caution tape used for crime scenes and also hears about a serial killer that is on the loose in the Riverside Park area. At the pizza parlor, George discovers he still has the high score on the old Frogger video game. Elaine's co-workers give her a cake to celebrate her return to work from being sick, she refuses to take part in any future celebrations. Jerry goes out with Elaine's friend Lisi, but she is a "sentence finisher, it's like dating Mad-Libs." George decides to by the Frogger machine, but Jerry asks him how he is going to move it and keep it plugged in to preserve the high score. Kramer discovers the last victim of the serial killer looked a lot like Jerry. George works to find a solution to his Frogger problem and Kramer volunteers the help of a man he knows named "Slippery Pete." Elaine misses the 4 o'clock sugar rush she had gotten used to from all the celebrations, so she decides to raid Peterman's refrigerator, where she finds a piece of cake. She finds out from Peterman that the piece of cake he has in his refrigerator is worth $29,000 because of its historical significance. The cake comes from the 1937 wedding of King Edward VIII. Jerry is looking to breakup with Lisi, but discovers that she lives in Riverside Park area. To avoid the serial killer, he takes Lisi back to his place where she finishes one of his thoughts that takes their relationship to the next level. Elaine tells Jerry and George about the cake and she also tells Jerry that Lisi is planning a weekend trip for them to Pennsylvania Dutch country. Jerry fears that Lisi received the wrong message as that kind of a trip is for a serious relationship. Elaine tries to even out Peterman's slice o Guest stars: Drake Bell, Jack Esformes, John O'Hurley, Julia Campbell, Mark Daniel Cade, Melissa Denton, Oliver Muirhead, Peter Stormare, Reuven Bar, Sam Shamshak, Wayne Wilderson | ||
| 17 | The Bookstore | 1998-04-09 |
| Kramer "hangs-out" more than usual at Jerry's place. Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting. George takes a large book into the bathroom with him. Kramer and Newman plan to implement Kramer's idea for running a rickshaw service in the city. Elaine is at the annual Peterman party, where everyone is anxious to know if she is going to dance again and when. She ends up getting drunk and making out at a table with another man. Guest stars: Barney Martin, Heather Morgan, John O'Hurley, Jon Gries, Jonathan Penner, Kevin Ruf, Lauren Bowles, Len Lesser, Liz Sheridan, Mark Daniel Cade, Merrin Dungey, Sloppy Joe, Sonya Eddy, Ted Rooney, Wayne Knight | ||
| 16 | The Burning | 1998-03-19 |
| Elaine thinks that Puddy is religious because of the presets she discovers on his car radio. The first idea George presents at a Kruger project meeting goes over great, his follow up suggestion isn't as well received. Jerry suggests that George use the old showmanship trick of leaving on a high note. Elaine tells George and Jerry about her suspicions; George suggests that she reset his radio presets as a test. Kramer and Mickey get an acting gig playing sick for some medical students. Jerry's girlfriend, Sophie, calls him with the familiar "it's me" greeting only he doesn't recognize her voice. George leaves a Kruger meeting on a high note. For their acting job, Mickey gets bacterial meningitis and Kramer has gonorrhea. Elaine confirms that Puddy is religious. Kramer picks up on the showmanship idea and really plays up his gonorrhea part. Sophie leaves an "it's me" message on Jerry's answering machine. George suggest he call her back with the "it's me" greeting. Sophie doesn't recognize Jerry's voice and thinks he is someone else; Jerry discovers that she hasn't told him about the tractor story. Puddy doesn't have a problem with Elaine not being religious, after all he is not the one who's "going to hell." George and Jerry speculate on what the tractor story is. Elaine begins to worry about going to hell. Kruger throws everyone off the project because they are boring, so now George is the only other member of the project team. Kramer receives rave reviews for his portrayal of gonorrhea, but now he feels he has been typecast. Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident. George finds that he has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger keeps making excuses and doesn't do any actual work. Puddy wants Elaine to steal a paper, after all she is already going to hell and he doesn't seem to care. Kramer takes Mickey's ailment. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about where their relationship is going. Sophie tries to tel Guest stars: Alec Holland, Alex Craig Mann, Brian Posehn, Cindy Ambuehl, Daniel Dae Kim, Daniel Von Bargen, Danny Woodburn, Henry Woronicz, Patrick Warburton, Suli McCullough, Ursaline Bryant | ||
| 15 | The Wizard | 1998-02-26 |
| Jerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present. George receives a message from Susan's parents, the Rosses. Jerry and George debate about the race of Elaine's new boyfriend and that intrigues her (is he black?). George returns the call from the Rosses; the Foundation is having an event this weekend, but George can't attend, he has to close on his house in the Hamptons. Kramer announces his retirement, a Hollywood big shot has optioned his coffee table book about coffee tables. Elaine finds evidence that leads her to believe her boyfriend is black. Susan's parents see George on the street in the city, during the time he is supposed to be in the Hamptons. Jerry is woken up early in the morning at his parent's house and gives his father the "$50" organizer that has many features besides a tip calculator. Later he discovers that Kramer has moved down there, to join the other retirees. Elaine laughs when Susan's parents ask her about George's house in the Hamptons. Of course, George just builds on the lie. Morty, who can't run for president of the condo association, decides that Kramer should run for condo board president of Del Boca Vista phase III. Once Kramer is elected, Morty will run things from behind the scenes. Elaine schemes to try to determine her boyfriend's race. George finds out the Rosses knew that he lied. He decides to take them to the Hamptons, to "see who'll blink first." Kramer begins his campaign and the Boca Breeze has good things to say about him (see NOTE:). When Elaine's boyfriend says they are an interracial couple, she is convinced he is black. George keeps building on his lie, as he picks up the Rosses and takes them on their ride to the Hamptons. Kramer receives some bad press from the Boca Breeze; it's damage control time. Kramer suggests buying each member of the board one of those Wizard tip calculators. Jerry knows he can't get the deal he told his father he'd received, but Kramer says not to worry, Bob Saccamando's fat Guest stars: Bahni Turpin, Barney Martin, Constance Zimmer, Edgar Small, Grace Zabriskie, Jeanette Miller, Liz Sheridan, Michael McShane, Murray Rubin, Samuel Bliss Cooper, Vic Helford, Warren Frost | ||
| 14 | The Strongbox | 1998-02-05 |
| George tries to break up with his girlfriend, Maura, only she doesn't agree. Jerry has purchased cuff links worn by Jerry Lewis in Cinderfella. He plans to use them as a conversation starter with Lewis when he goes to an upcoming roast at the Friar's Club. Having the same first name isn't enough. A man of mystery that she has met intrigues Elaine. Jerry suggests that perhaps he is a super-hero. With robberies occurring in the building, Kramer has obtained a strongbox to hold his valuables. He needs to find a place to hide his key. A place that no one knows, except him. His first place doesn't work. George lays out all of the reasons that they should be officially broken up, Maura still doesn't agree "to turn the key." Elaine gives up on her mystery man when he runs from a woman that Elaine deduces is his wife. She returns to Jerry's apartment to find that his intercom is broken. So she shouts to him from the street, about the mystery man, while she waits for the opportunity to get into his building. Jerry inspects his intercom, only to find Kramer's strongbox key hidden inside. Kramer hides his key again. Jerry finds the key again and decides to go down to let George in. While downstairs, a neighbor who's forgotten his key and is unknown to Jerry asks to be let in. Jerry denies him entry. Elaine goes to the mystery man's shabby apartment and discovers he is poor and on welfare. The woman he ran from is his welfare caseworker. Jerry discovers the keyless neighbor, does in fact live in his building, on the 5th floor in apartment 5E (!) right next door to Kramer. Elaine tells Jerry about her mystery man's super powers. George decides that cheating on Maura might be his ticket out. Kramer lets Phil, Jerry's "new" neighbor, keep his parrot in the hallway. Kramer also hides his key at Phil's. Glenn, the mystery man, takes Elaine on a date in the alley. Jerry needs his cufflinks for the roast, only to find out that Kramer has locked them in his strongbox. The key to the s Guest stars: Alex Kapp Horner, Bonnie McNeil, Illeana Douglas, Louis Mustillo, Mary Scheer, Nicholas Paul Walker, Rosie Malek-Yonan | ||
| 13 | The Cartoon | 1998-01-29 |
| Kramer's brutal honesty gets Jerry in trouble with Susan's old college roommate, Sally Weaver. Elaine obsesses over the meaning of a cartoon that appears in The New Yorker. Elaine and later Kramer comments that George's new girlfriend looks a lot like Jerry. In fact Kramer says "just because they look-a-like, that doesn't mean you're (George) secretly in love with Jerry." Jerry confronts Kramer's frankness. Sally claims that Jerry has ruined her life, she's quitting the business, Jerry can't have that on his conscience, he talks her back into the business. Kramer makes an important life decision, the only way to keep his mouth shut, is to stop talking. Before he finally stops talking, Kramer's constant references to the looks of George's girlfriend, drives George out of Jerry's apartment. Elaine goes to The New Yorker to seek an explanation for the cartoon. Discovering that the editor didn't understand the cartoon either, he liked the kitty. Sally opens her new one woman show about "Jerry Seinfeld- the Devil." Elaine's complaint, gets her the opportunity to do her own cartoon for the magazine. Jerry confronts Sally about the content of her show. Newman is her biggest fan; finally, he can see a "show that is about something." Kramer discovers the disadvantages of not talking. George worries about why he really likes his girlfriend. A clip of Sally's show appears on channel 9 news, it features Jerry's latest confrontation with her. Elaine works all-night on her first cartoon, it is okay, but it is not the gem that Elaine thinks it is. Jerry calls Sally and the message he leaves on her answering machine appears in her show as well. Later the lawsuit he filed appears in her cable special. Jerry decides to cut off all communication with Sally. Elaine's first comic appears in The New Yorker. Peterman thinks it is a great cartoon, until he realizes it is a Ziggy and he can prove it -- "Quick Elaine, to my archives." George and his girlfriend discuss their relationship, unt Guest stars: Bart McCarthy, Joe Urla, John O'Hurley, Kathy Griffin, Paul Benedict, Tracy Nelson, Wayne Knight | ||
| 12 | The Reverse Peephole | 1998-01-15 |
| Puddy is wearing what can only be described as a "man fur." Jerry and Elaine leave it to George to sniff them out a deal on a massage chair, for an apartment warming gift for their friend Joe Mayo. Elaine doesn't like Joe's parties, because he always gives his guests an assignment. Kramer and Newman are going to reverse the peepholes on their doors. The landlord wants to evict Newman, because he is an agitator. Jerry decides to go wallet-less. George is opposed to the idea; he keeps everything in his wallet. Jerry, George, Elaine and "man furred" Puddy go to the party and get their assignments. Elaine, who is in charge of the coats, decides to throw "Dr. Zaius" (Puddy's coat) out the window. Kramer comes to Newman's defense with the landlord. Joe Mayo has the same kind of coat that Puddy had, so he wants Elaine to replace the coat, after all she was in charge. George complains about back problems that Jerry attributes to the size of his wallet. The massage chair gets delivered to George's apartment. Wallet-less Jerry must carry all his girlfriend's stuff, when they go out on their date. Newman admits to Kramer that he is sleeping with the landlord's wife. Kramer and Newman find Puddy's coat hanging in a tree. Jerry complains about carrying all his girlfriend's stuff and Elaine tells him about Peterman's small men's carryall. "It's not a purse, it's European." Elaine decides she is out of the gift, if she has to replace the coat. George is enjoying the new chair and lies about getting the chair. Elaine finds out that Newman has Puddy's coat and she invites Newman to her apartment. Despite Elaine's come-ons, Newman won't give up the coat, he has given it to the landlord's wife. The landlord confronts Kramer, when he discovers the fur coat. Kramer says that it belongs to Jerry, because he is one of those insecure entertainers. Kramer convinces Jerry to wear the coat in front of the landlord. George continues to lie about the receiving the gift. Jerry drops out of the Guest stars: Fitz Houston, Jennette Robbins, Joe Basile, Jon Polito, Lauren Bowles, Pat Finn, Patrick Warburton, Wayne Knight | ||
| 11 | The Dealership | 1998-01-08 |
| Jerry plans to buy a new car with an insider deal from Puddy, who's been promoted to a car salesman. Jerry ends up bargaining with Puddy and Elaine to get them back together so he can get a better deal on his car. Kramer takes the car Jerry is planning to buy for a test drive with another salesman, and decides to see how far past empty the gasoline can go. George seeks out something to eat and must settle for a vending machine candy bar, which ends up getting stuck. After George leaves and comes back, George suspects a mechanic of stealing the candy bar. Then George comes up with a creative idea to implicate the mechanic. Guest stars: Catherine Schreiber, Daniel Hagen, Dee Freeman, Howard Mann, Joel McCrary, Loretta Fox, Michael Kagan, Patrick Warburton, Rif Hutton, Steve Susskind | ||
| 10 | The Strike | 1997-12-18 |
| George, Elaine and Jerry attend Tim Whatley's Hanukkah party. Jerry meets an attractive woman with whom he sets up a date. Elaine meets a man in a bad denim vest and gives him her fake number. George is offended by Whatley's gift to him, a donation in his name to a charity. George is also reminded of the Festivus holiday his father created many years ago. Elaine's quest to become a submarine captain and get her free sub sandwich is ruined when she realizes she used her punch card at the party to give her fake number to the denim vested guy. Kramer gets word he can return to his job at the bagel place, it seems he has been on strike for the past 12 years. Elaine goes to the place, an off-track betting parlor, that her fake number reaches. She wanted to give them her real number, so when the denim vest guy calls, she can connect with him. The men at the parlor are interested in connecting with her, so she gives the number for the bagel shop where Kramer is working. Jerry meets his date, Gwen, at a restaurant, but it turns out she is two-faced. Sometimes Gwen looks great, other times she's plain; it all depends on the viewer's angle and the lighting. George decides to use the Whatley approach when giving out Christmas gifts at Krugers; however, he makes up his own charity called the "Human Fund." Kramer is intrigued by the concept of the Festivus holiday and contacts Frank, who becomes excited at the prospect of rekindling "Festivus for the rest-of-us." Kramer asks to get the 23rd of December off, when he can't get it, he resumes the strike; meanwhile Elaine waits at the bagel place for a phone call from the denim vest guy. The look of Jerry's girlfriend keeps changing. Jerry decides that Gwen looks best in the back booth at Monk's, something she grows to dislike. George passes out his gifts at Krugers and reaps great rewards. Kramer warns Elaine about the sabotage he committed; the bagel place becomes very steamy and makes Elaine look ugly. Kruger gives George a chec Guest stars: Amit Itelman, Bryan Cranston, Colin Malone, Daniel Von Bargen, Dave Florek, Estelle Harris, Jerry Dixon, Jerry Stiller, Karen Fineman, Kevin McDonald, Stacey Herring, Suzanne Krull, Tracy Letts | ||
| 9 | The Apology | 1997-12-11 |
| Jerry's girlfriend walks around his apartment naked; she even eats breakfast and plays Scrabble naked. An old friend of the gang named Jason is going through Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and is currently working on step 9, where you make amends to individuals for past wrongs. George is anxious to receive Jason's apology for the humiliating neck-hole incident. Elaine is offended when her co-worker, Peggy, can't tolerate Elaine's germs, but easily tolerates the germs of other people. Kramer discovers he's been taking too long in the shower, so he tries to make some changes to his shower routine. Jerry comes to realize there is good naked and bad naked, when he sees his girlfriend coughing. Jason stops by the restaurant to apologize to Jerry, but fails to apologize to George. George confronts him later, only to be humiliated some more. Kramer changes don't work out, so he asks for advice from Jerry and observes the men in the shower at a health club. Elaine confronts Peggy and gives her some germs. George tells Jerry how he can show his girlfriend the concept of bad naked using a belt sander. Kramer decides to live in the shower. George talks to Jason's sponsor, who recommends that he attend a meeting, only it's not AA, it's Rage-oholics Anonymous (RA). Jerry executes George's plan. After doing his dishes in the shower, Kramer decides he needs to add a garbage disposal to bathtub. Kramer calls on Puddy for installation advice. Elaine tells Jerry one of the problems with his body and why a naked male body isn't attractive. Puddy tells Elaine why her co-worker doesn't like her germs, she's a "germ-o-phobe," like he used to be ten years ago. He accompanies Elaine on a visit to Peggy to prove his theory. Jerry convinces his girlfriend to put on her clothes; however, he can only picture her naked and unfortunately she can only do the same with him. Kramer cooks up a meal that he serves to Elaine, Puddy and the recovering Peggy, only they all react badly when they find out the Guest stars: Brian Levinson, David Dunard, Eric Simonson, Jack Hackett, James Spader, John O'Hurley, Kathleen McClellan, Megan Cole, Michael Fishman, Patrick Warburton, Wayne Wilderson | ||
| 8 | The Betrayal | 1997-11-20 |
| Jerry, George and Elaine return from their trip to India that they don't want to talk about. Sue Ellen calls the wedding off and Nina doesn't want George or Jerry. George finds out that Jerry slept with Nina and Elaine slept with the groom. Kramer and FDR settle their score, a snowball with something extra. Jerry "schnapps" Elaine to find out why George is so bitter with him. Kramer tries to out wish FDR. Elaine, Jerry, George and Nina arrive in India, where Elaine discovers that the groom is someone she slept with and that they are the only people from the U.S. who are attending the ceremony. Kramer is angry with Newman because he didn't use his birthday wish to save Kramer from FDR. George "schnapps" Elaine to find out the secret Elaine is keeping about Jerry and Nina. Elaine buys tickets to India to spite Sue Ellen by showing up at her wedding. Kramer tries to get Newman to use his birthday wish to protect Kramer from FDR. Elaine finds that Jerry and Nina have just slept together. Elaine meets the parents of Sue Ellen's fiancé who try to convince her not to go to India for the wedding; after all they aren't even going. Jerry and Nina suffer an awkward pause in their conversation. Kramer confronts FDR about his birthday wish. Elaine's mail from India is an "unvitation" to Sue Ellen's wedding in India to someone whose name seems familiar to her. George asks Jerry to call Nina about setting them up on a date and realizes he must where his Timberlands every time he sees her. Jerry and George are walking down the street and they run into Nina and old girlfriend of Jerry's whom he never slept with. Kramer attends FDR's birthday and FDR gives him an evil eye right before blowing out the candles on his cake. Elaine receives an item in the mail from India. Two years earlier, Jerry tells George and Susan that Nina might be the one; Kramer nails FDR in the back of the head with a snowball; Elaine is dating an Indian man named Peter (Pinter). Eleven years earlier, new resi Guest stars: Bart Braverman, Bill Lee Brown, Brenda Strong, Brian Kaiser, Heidi Swedberg, Jocelyne Kelly, Justine Miceli, Michael McShane, Noor Shic, Shaun Toub, Shelley Malil, Wayne Knight | ||
| 7 | The Slicer | 1997-11-13 |
| Elaine is having nightmares and sleepless nights due to her neighbor's inconsideracy. The neighbor is out of the country and has left her alarm clock set for 3:30 a.m.. George gets a dream job at a very badly run company, his new boss seems familiar to him, then a photo in the boss's office reminds him of "the boom box incident." Fearing that he might lose his new position, George listens to Kramer's advice and plots to get hold of the photograph and get it retouched. Kramer's dissatisfied with the meat he is getting with his sandwiches, so he obtains a meat slicer. Kramer suggests Elaine that she short circuit her neighbor's apartment and blow the circuit breaker. Jerry is going to go out on a date with a doctor that Elaine recommended, but the date is annoying when the doctor can only talk about saving lives. The photo lab screws up the retouching by eliminating the boss from the photograph and not George. Jerry discovers the doctor is dermatologist. George recommends a carefully orchestrated revenge date. Kramer uses the meat slicer to help Elaine feed the neighbor's cat; the power outage shut off the automatic feeder. Jerry's revenge date goes well, until he is reminded of the phrase "skin cancer." Elaine is still using the slicer and finds it very handy, until she tries to even her high heels. George goes back to the photo shop to find they put the boss back in the photograph as a cartoon. He now needs to obtain a new bare-chested photo of his boss or find a new job, perhaps the Coast Guard. Jerry's doctor date would provide the perfect opportunity for him as she does skin cancer screenings. Elaine keeps the slicer problem from Kramer by threatening him with seeing some circus clowns. Later, Kramer goes to her apartment to pick up the slicer; she fixes it and quickly shoves it out the door. Kramer sees the dinged up blade and tries to get back into her apartment, but he takes the knob of the door. Jerry has developed an allergic reaction to something as hives h Guest stars: Daniel Von Bargen, David Moreland, Larry B. Scott, Marcia Cross | ||
| 6 | The Merv Griffin Show | 1997-11-06 |
| After Kramer finds the set of the old Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster, he begins to treat his entire life like a talk show. Jerry's new girlfriend has a priceless toy collection that she won't let him play with, which leads him to some questionable behavior. George runs over a squirrel with his car, and he's forced to spend time and money on its recovery. Elaine has to find a way to deal with a new co-worker, whose 'sidling' is both annoying and potentially dangerous to her job. Guest stars: Arabella Field, Brent Hinkley, Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller, Jim Fowler, John O'Hurley, Julia Pennington, Rick Hall, Wayne Knight, Wayne Wilderson | ||
| 5 | The Junk Mail | 1997-10-30 |
| Jerry's childhood friend "Fragile" Frankie promises to get Jerry a new car because of a show he did for Frankie's car dealership. George prepares for his weekly call to his parents. Kramer plans his revenge on a company because of the over abundance of catalogs they've sent him in the past month. Elaine is back with Puddy, but meets the man of her dreams at the diner and plans to keep Puddy in reserve until she finds out if the new guy can "handle the workload." Kramer gets deluged with more catalogs and plans to stop the mail. George's parents cut him short on his weekly phone call. Jerry gets a van and not the Saab he'd hoped for. Frankie reminds him of the childhood dream they had where they got a van a toured the country. George pops in on his parents and reminds his parent's they didn't call him back, but they have to leave right away. Kramer bricks up his mailbox, but that doesn't stop his mail from being delivered. Jerry plans to sell the van; Kramer helps him out with the ad copy that cites interesting trades considered. Kramer goes to the post office to permanently cancel his mail. Newman confesses to him that no one really needs their mail but that there is a greater conspiracy at work. George demands to know what's going on with his parents; they tell him they are cutting him loose. George isn't ready for abandonment; he plans to date his cousin as a means of getting his parents involved in his life. Jerry determines that the appeal Elaine finds in her new boyfriend comes from some old commercial that he appeared in. Kramer wants Jerry's van and offers Anthony Quinn's old tee shirt as an interesting trade. Elaine wants Puddy back, but is rejected by him. Kramer uses the van to launch his anti-postal campaign. George's cousin is into their relationship; however, George schemes to have his parents catch him making out with her. Kramer is captured and enlightened by the postmaster general. Elaine's boyfriend gets his second piece of good news in one day, his Guest stars: Clement E. Blake, D.A. Johnson, Dana Gould, Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller, Laurie Taylor-Williams, Montrose Hagins, Patrick Warburton, Peggy Blow, Richard Kuhlman, Toby Huss, Wayne Knight, Wilford Brimley | ||
| 4 | The Blood | 1997-10-16 |
| Jerry has an encounter with an Exacto knife and ends up having an infusion of 3 pints of Kramer's blood infused into him because Kramer decided to store his blood. Jerry's parents buy him sessions with personal trainer, Izzy, who's going to help him work off his spare tire because they are concerned with his lack of exercise. George decides that adding television and food to his equation will make sex even better. Elaine visits her friend Vivian and is disappointed when Vivian implies that she isn't responsible enough to watch her son Jimmy, so she works overtime to prove how responsible she is. Guest stars: Audrey Kissel, Barney Martin, Colton James, Gene Dynarski, Kellie Waymire, Liz Sheridan, Lloyd Bridges, Wayne Knight, Yvonne Farrow | ||
| 3 | The Serenity Now | 1997-10-09 |
| Frank is supposed to say "serenity now" every time his blood pressure is in danger of going up. Jerry's girlfriend gives his Knicks tickets away. She comments that she has never seen him get "real mad." George gets Kramer to help him fix his parents' screen door. They remove the old door and Kramer takes it with him. Frank is selling computers; he wants to bring George into his business. Lippman's boy tries taking advantage of becoming a man at his bar mitzvah by using his tongue while kissing Elaine. Kramer installs the screen door outside his apartment to give his apartment "the cool even breezes of Anytown, USA." His initial instinct is to quit, but George decides it is finally time to take on his arch-nemesis, Lloyd Braun, whom Frank has also hired to sell computers. When Jerry learns how to get mad, it releases all his other feelings, including caring and another that results in a proposal. Kramer fights with the neighborhood kids of "Anytown, USA." George tells Elaine she is attractive to the Lippman men because of her "shiksappeal." The result gets her two Lippman "men" who want to denounce their religion. George hatches a scheme to sell more computers; however, continual use of the phrase "serenity now" has an "impact" on computer sales. The release of emotions from George has an impact on emotional Jerry. Elaine seeks help from a "rabbi" to see if she can reduce her "shiksappeal." Guest stars: Bruce Mahler, Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller, Lori Loughlin, Matt McCoy, Richard Fancy, Ross Malinger | ||
| 2 | The Voice | 1997-10-02 |
| George's employer wants to get rid of him, since they now know he isn't really handicapped and they don't like him. He has a one-year contract with Play Now that he will make sure they honor by him showing up for work every day. Jerry and George mock the sounds the Jerry's girlfriend Claire's stomach makes during the night. Jerry envisions the belly button as the mouth and the sound the stomach makes its voice. Because of the "bump into" Jerry tells Elaine that she is destined to backslide into her relationship with David Puddy, she bets him $50 that she won't. The next day Jerry discovers that Elaine didn't go home last night, he accuses her of seeing Puddy. She says the sex they had was an isolated incident. Jerry agrees but the dinner they also had was more of a commitment, he demands that she pay up. Kramer is tired of seeing all his ideas implemented, because all the little day to day incidental things keeps getting in his way and keeping him realizing his ideas. He gets an intern from NYU to help him out with Kramerica Industries; the corporation he had previously setup to develop some of his ideas. With this help he'll be freed from the day-to-day activities and be able to develop his ideas, such as the oil tanker bladder. Meanwhile, George is fighting the siege mentality that he is encountering at work and Elaine just can't get Puddy off her mind. No matter what the obstacle, George endeavors to occupy his office. Jerry tells Claire about the voice and she leaves him. The university takes Kramer's intern away from him. Claire says they can get back together if he won't do the voice ever again, he decides the voice is worth it. Unfortunately, everyone is tired off the voice. Elaine pays ups and they decided on a double or nothing bet. The intern comes back on his own because he believes in Kramerica. Play Now tries to negotiate with George, but he won't give in. Later, he offers his office and one of their rubber balls to allow Kramer to test his oil bladder Guest stars: Brian J. Williams, Cindy Lu, Ella Joyce, Gordon Jump, Jarrad Paul, Nancy Balbirer, Patrick Warburton, Sara Rose Peterson | ||
| 1 | The Butter Shave | 1997-09-25 |
| Not fully recovered from "The Summer of George," George is using a cane to get around. Jerry might have another shot at NBC, through an appearance on a NBC Showcase that might lead to another pilot. He is also annoyed that lame comic Kenny Bania's act is working, only because he is following on Jerry's coattails, a time-slot hit. Bania scores with big laughs and also gets one of Jerry's ex-girlfriends. George gets a job interview. Elaine is on vacation for a month in Europe with David Puddy. If he's lucky he won't "come back in a body bag." Kramer finds butter is a better protection for his skin after shaving. George is hired for the job because of his use of the cane. They think he is handicapped and of course he takes full advantage of the situation. Kramer's skin feels so good with butter; he takes to spreading it all over his body. Unfortunately he lies out in the sun where he begins to cook. It's a long flight back for Elaine and Puddy, who break up and get back together, only to break up again. Newman, reading the cannibalism themed story Alive!, finds the smell of a cooked Kramer appealing. Jerry is informed that Bania is going to follow him on the NBC showcase. George sprains his good leg and Jerry discovers that George is a closet Bania fan. Kramer tries to keep his skin moist but the baked in smell of cooked meat is too much for Newman. George manages to keep up his bluff until he tries to take on some old-timers. Jerry plans to sabotage his own act, surmising that Kenny's act will also bomb, but Kenny gets the last laugh. Guest stars: Brian Callaway, Chris Parnell, Connie Sawyer, Erica Y. Becoat, Everett Greenbaum, Frank Van Keeken, George Georgiadis, Gordon Jump, Kristin Davis, Matthew Fonda, Nancy Balbirer, Patrick Warburton, Shannon Whirry, Steve Hytner, Torsten Voges, Wayne Knight | ||
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| 22 | The Summer of George | 1997-05-15 |
| George discovers he has a severance package from the Yankees that should last him about 3 months and he decides that he is going to take the summer off. Jerry is going to the Tony Awards and so is Kramer; whereas Jerry has a real seat for the awards, Kramer has a job as a seat filler. Elaine critiques a co-worker who walks with no arm movements and is accused of being "catty." Jerry's picks up his date, only to find out that she has a man living with her. Kramer gets a Tony Award for a musical in which Raquel Welch is the star. Elaine tries to work things out with her co-worker, to no avail. Kramer uses his Tony as a ticket into a place he really shouldn't be, Sardi's, where the producers of "Scarsdale Surprise" have a proposition for him. Jerry's date decides to commit to him. Elaine's complaints to men about her co-worker only seem to pique their interest in the possibility of a cat fight. Jerry's girlfriend begins to wear him out; she is always on the go. George suggests that perhaps they team up to handle Lanette. To keep his Tony award, Kramer must fire the non-arm swinging Raquel Welch from the production. Jerry goes on a date and needs George to handle the invitations for Lanette's party. He is not to skimp, this time. Kramer does his duty and pays a price. A mad Raquel walking down the street gets into a cat fight with a woman who she thinks is making fun of her, Elaine. George gets distracted and slips on an invitation. Twenty-two episodes later the gang is back where they were a year ago, only this time George is the one in a hospital bed. Guest stars: Adrian Sparks, Amanda Peet, Blake Gibbons, Dave Man, Denise Bessette, Jane A. Johnston, Joe Urla, John O'Hurley, Lauren Bowles, Molly Shannon, Neil Flynn, Peter Dennis, Raquel Welch, Sue Goodman, Tom Michael Bailey, Tucker Smallwood, Victor Raider-Wexler, Wayne Wilderson | ||
| 21 | The Muffin Tops | 1997-05-08 |
| George watches a bag for a tourist who never comes back, so he starts wearing some of the clothes. Elaine tells Kramer that the stories he sold to Peterman were put into the book. Kramer goes to the book signing, claiming he is the real "Peterman." George becomes a tourist from Arkansas when he meets a beautiful woman from the tourist bureau on the street. Jerry shaves his chest and worries about it until he discovers his girlfriend likes hairless dogs. Elaine eats only the tops of muffins and she says that it is a million dollar idea, Mr. Lippman, her former boss, decides to start a business. Kramer starts conducting "Peterman Reality Tours" for $37.50 a piece. When the muffin top business doesn't seem to be working, Lippman asks Elaine for advice. She tells him that he must make the whole muffin and remove the top from the stump, she also demands that he remove the exclamation point from his sign. The stumps can be given to the homeless. Only they don't want them. In fact nobody wants them. Jerry continues to shave his chest despite Kramer's warning about hair growth. George "moves" to New York and takes a job with the Yankees. Steinbrenner is led to believe that George is holding down two jobs and makes a deal to trade George for chicken. Elaine convinces Kramer to get rid of her stumps and he convinces Jerry and his girlfriend to take his tour. Jerry's chest begins itching from hair growth. Elaine hires "a cleaner" to make the muffin stump problem go away. Guest stars: Barry Kramer, Bunny Summers, Chaim Jeraffi, Chris Burmester, Deck McKenzie, Earl Carroll, Elayn Taylor, Jack Riley, John O'Hurley, Larry David, Melinda Clarke, Norman Brenner, Rena Sofer, Reuven Bar, Sonya Eddy, Victoria F, Vince Donvito, Viola Kates Simpson, Wayne Knight | ||
| 20 | The Millennium | 1997-05-01 |
| Elaine gets bad service at a clothing store, so she begins shopping at another similar store. Jerry notices that he is on his girlfriend's speed dial. Kramer plans for his millennium New Year's Eve party two years in advance and he has some strange ideas about what life in that year will be like. George is "offered" a position as director of scouting by the Mets. To get the position he must be fired by the Yankees. Elaine flaunts her purchases in front of the store. Jerry obsesses about his position on the speed dial and then he makes it to number 1. Kramer discovers that Newman is planning his own millennium party. George tries to make a big exit from the Yankees organization; however, all his attempts make him look better in the organization. The step-mother of Jerry's girlfriend's confronts him over his #1 position on the speed dial. Newman compromises with Kramer about their respective parties, they will be combined; however, he only has one condition, the next century must be "Jerry free." Elaine discovers the clothing store she began frequenting is owned by the same woman who didn't help her at the other store. Kramer reluctantly agrees but then has misgivings and gets Elaine to come back to his party. Elaine plans her revenge on the store with Kramer's help. Jerry gets caught in the middle of a speed dial war between his girlfriend and step-mother. Guest stars: Bruce Jarchow, Lauren Graham, Louan Gideon, Maria Cina, Michael Laskin, Richard Herd, Steve Koren, Victoria Mahoney, Wayne Knight | ||
| 19 | The Yada Yada | 1997-04-24 |
| George's girlfriend is big on using the phrase "yada yada"; Jerry says at least she is succinct. Jerry's dentist just became Jewish and he is already making jokes that make Jerry uncomfortable. Kramer and Mickey double date but they can't decide which of the women is right for them. Elaine is a character reference for a couple who is trying to adopt; a story she tells during the interview destroys all hope of adoption. George drops by Jerry's dental appointment. Mickey and Kramer continue to fight over who gets Karen or Julie. George determines that his girlfriend might be leaving out some significant details with her overuse of the phrase "yada yada." He gets her to fill in the details and discovers more than he wants to know. Jerry confesses to a priest about what he thinks about Tim's conversion. George drops by Jerry's confession. Kramer decides on the right woman and Mickey also decides to make his a commitment. Tim hears about Jerry's dental joke. After hearing Jerry's complaints about Tim, Kramer accuses Jerry of being an "anti-dentite." Elaine lobbies on behalf of Beth and Arnie and makes a sacrifice to try getting them a child. Meanwhile, Beth comes to Jerry for help when her marriage is falling apart. It does and she accompanies Jerry to Mickey's wedding where she reveals an unknown side of her personality. Guest stars: Ali Marsh, Bryan Cranston, Danny Woodburn, David Chandler, Debra Messing, Henry Woronicz, Jerry Maren, Jill St. John, Monica Lacey, Robert Wagner, Stephen Caffrey, Suzanne Cryer, Virginia Watson, Walter Franks | ||
| 18 | The Nap | 1997-04-10 |
| George is tired and needs to take a nap while at work; he finds the perfect place, under his desk. Kramer has taken up swimming, but he finds the pool too constricting for his needs; he begins swimming in the East River. Elaine's date is worried about his back and hers; he sends her a mattress and she gets the wrong idea. She gives the mattress to Kramer. Jerry is getting new kitchen cabinets, but the contractor is constantly asking him questions. George gets Jerry's contractor to make some modifications for his desk, including space for an alarm clock. Steinbrenner is in George's office looking for him; he decides to wait for George to return. George gets Jerry to phone in a bomb threat in an effort to get Steinbrenner out of his office. After finding George under the desk, Steinbrenner thinks he has ESP and would be perfect to meet the terrorist's demand of a fitted hat day. Meanwhile, Jerry's contractor, left on his own, has made a change in Jerry's kitchen that no one likes. Elaine gets her mattress back when she gets the right idea; however, Kramer has fouled it up with the stench of the East River. Elaine's boyfriend discovers the benefits of swimming in the East River. Steinbrenner hears a ticking sound in George's office, thinks it's a bomb and calls in the bomb squad. Jerry decides he needs his old kitchen back. Elaine throws her back out trying to get rid of the mattress. Kramer's river gets crowded and George finds a new place to nap. Guest stars: Angelo Tiffe, JoNell Kennedy, Kevin Keckeisen, Kyle Sullivan, Larry David, Mik Scriba, Richard Herd, Sid Newman, Stephen Lee, Terry Rhoads, Vince Grant | ||
| 17 | The English Patient | 1997-03-13 |
| A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend Neil, a guy who looks just like him. This intrigues George; he wants to meet Neil. Jerry is going to Florida to help his parents move. Kramer asks him to pick up some Cubans from his cigar guy and also gives him a T-shirt. Elaine and her boyfriend see "The English Patient"; she absolutely hates it and that makes her unpopular and dumped. Jerry's dad gets the T-shirt, #1 Dad, that he is very proud to wear, despite its small size. At his parents' exercise room, Jerry meets Izzy, an 80-year-old man who can't stand to lose; he challenges Jerry to a weightlifting competition; "It's go time!" He throws his back out again and again. Kramer's Cubans arrive; they're real people and not the cigars that Jerry thought he would be getting. George is overly obsessed with Neil, to the point where he is missing out on Danielle. Jerry is back in New York, where Izzy has returned to see a back specialist. Though Kramer's Cubans are really Dominicans he tries to pass them off as "Cubans" anyway; it doesn't work. Elaine's dislike for the film alienates her from everyone. When she tells Peterman that she hasn't seen the film, he immediately takes steps to correct the situation. Jerry meets the rest of Izzy's family all of who are fiercely competitive. He finds work for Kramer's "Cubans." Elaine still hates the movie, but must go to the Tunisian desert to live in a cave to save her job. Kramer thinks his unemployed Dominicans, whom he educated about communism, are planning to revolt; later they do. George gets a last word on Neil when Danielle makes a decision between the two of them. Guest stars: Barney Martin, Chelsea Noble, Earl Schuman, Edgar Small, Gene Dynarski, Jeff Miller, Jill Holden, Jill Talley, Joe Urla, John O'Hurley, Juan Garcia, Lauren Bowles, Lisa Mende, Liz Sheridan, Lloyd Bridges, Marco Rodriguez, O'Neal Compton, Todd Jeffries | ||
| 16 | The Pothole | 1997-02-20 |
| Elaine wants to have some Chinese food delivered, but lives just outside the delivery zone. In order to fool the delivery man, she pretends that the janitor closet in the building across the street is her apartment. The trouble is the landlady mistakes her for the janitor. Kramer joins the "adopt a highway" program, but his methods are a little unorthodox. Jerry's new girlfriend uses a toothbrush that had fallen into the toilet, which causes him more trouble than he could have imagined. George loses his keys, and by the time he finds them, they're buried at the bottom of recently filled pothole. Guest stars: George Kee Cheung, Jack McGee, Kristin Davis, Radmar Agana Jao, Seraiah Carol, Walter Addison, Wayne Knight | ||
| 15 | The Susie | 1997-02-13 |
| Kramer decides that daylight saving time isn't coming fast enough, so he sets his watch ahead an hour. Mike, the guy who once referred to Jerry as "a phony," has become a bookie. Peggy, a co-worker of Elaine's calls her "Susie." George is excited about Steinbrenner's ball. He hopes to show off his tall blonde girlfriend with a grand entrance. Instead, she says she wants to talk. He runs away. "If she can't find me, she can't break up with me." He really wants to make that big entrance at the ball. Kramer tells Jerry that he owes Mike $100 for a bet he made on that night's Knicks game. Only Jerry never made the bet; Kramer did it for him. In fact, Kramer attends the game and gets into a fight with a key player that causes Jerry to win his bet. Peggy starts talking to "Susie" about Elaine's memo. Peterman hearing about the complaints demands to see Elaine, Peggy and "Susie" in his office; first thing in the morning. Mike can't pay Jerry, so he offers to help him with his trunk problem, but instead gets his thumbs broken for the trouble. Kramer breaks up with George on behalf of Allison. Elaine makes it through the morning meeting. Mike gets trapped in Jerry's trunk. Elaine and Jerry, in his car, decide it would be best to eliminate "Susie." George reconciles with Kramer. Elaine delivers the eulogy at "Susie's" wake, much to the confusion of Peggy. Kramer, with George, makes a spectacular entrance at the ball. Mike escapes from Jerry's trunk and accuses him of murder. The same fate befalls Elaine that befell George; Peterman puts her in charge of a foundation in "Susie's" honor. Guest stars: Jane Edith Wilson, John O'Hurley, Lee Arenberg, Megan Cole, Richard Herd, Shannon Kenny | ||
| 14 | The Van Buren Boys | 1997-02-06 |
| Jerry's girlfriend, Ellen, seems perfect in every way, but everyone else seems to have a problem with her. George interviews candidates for the Foundation's first scholarship. The candidates seem over-qualified, until one comes in who is a lot like he was. Elaine is going to ghost write Peterman's biography. Kramer goes to Lorenzo's pizza, where he has an encounter with the Van Buren boys. He accidentally flashes their gang sign and saves himself. Peterman wants his day to day life covered in his bio; the exotic adventures are for the catalog. His day-to-day life is very boring. She tells him about Kramer's encounter with the gang and he suggests buying the story for his biography. George's scholar makes a change in his plans that causes George to disqualify him from the scholarship. Kramer sells Peterman all of his stories for $750 dollars. Elaine is put at his disposal. To Elaine, Kramer's stories aren't much more interesting. George and Kramer perform an intervention on Jerry's relationship with Ellen. George's scholar joins the Van Buren boys, who apply pressure on George to get the scholarship back. Elaine tells Kramer that he can no longer tell his stories, since they now belong to Peterman. Elaine tries to embellish Kramer's stories, but Peterman finds the rewrites "too clichéd and obvious." She tells him the real Kramer story that he finds much more interesting. He tells Kramer he can have his stories back. George tries to save himself from the Van Buren boys. Jerry flies his parents in to get their impression of Ellen. He begins to see the light. Guest stars: Barney Martin, Bruce Davison, Christine Taylor, David Moscow, Dublin James, Jed Rhein, John O'Hurley, Justine Slater, Liz Sheridan, Michelle Maika, Steve Hofvendahl, Tony Colitti, Yunoka Doyle | ||
| 13 | The Comeback | 1997-01-30 |
| George has trouble thinking of a comeback to a comment made by Reilly; he does think of one, but it's a little to late. Jerry buys a new tennis racket from a supposed professional. Elaine and Kramer discuss video picks. Elaine prefers picks by Vincent. He prefers picks by Gene or his own. He watches his latest pick and it makes him concerned about spending the rest of his life in a coma. Elaine is intrigued when she receives a phone call from the mysterious Vincent. Jerry discovers that the tennis pro is a hack player. George comes up with what he thinks is the perfect line and will listen to no one else's opinion. Kramer makes a living will, with Elaine as the executor. The tennis pro, fearing he will be exposed, tries to bribe Jerry, including a rendezvous with his wife. Elaine opts for another movie and makes Vincent angry. George finds out that Reilly doesn't work for the Yankees anymore, so he tracks him down to Ohio, where he plans to deliver his line. Kramer finishes the movie he rented and discovers it is possible to recover from a coma, he decides to change his will. Milos' wife has no respect for him; he asks Jerry to let him beat him in tennis. Elaine receives a phone call from Vincent and she convinces him to let her meet him. She is surprised by his appearance. Kramer goes into a coma after being hit with tennis balls. Meanwhile, in Akron, George delivers his line about "the jerk store." Guest stars: Ben Stein, Charles Kahlenberg, Danny Strong, Fatima Love, Ivana Milicevic, Jeff Hatz, Joel Polis, Mark Harelik, Peggy Mannix, Richard Livingston, Stan Sellers | ||
| 12 | The Money | 1997-01-16 |
| Jerry's parents sell the Cadillac to Jack Klompus for $6000 in order to give Jerry some money to help him out. They along with Kramer suggest that Jerry might try a career move. Elaine talks about her Peterman stock options and buys George's coffee. He thinks she is sticking it to him. Jerry and George talk about the money their parents might have. This piques George's interest. Kramer seeks advice from Elaine about his girlfriend's post-sex bed habit "she's got the jimmy legs." Jerry flies to Florida to buy the Cadillac back. George seeks information on his family's health history. Kramer works out a deal with his girlfriend. Jerry meets with Klompus and agrees to pay $14,000 for it. George anticipating a big inheritance begins to spend money. Unfortunately for him, so do his parents. Klompus has a problem with the car and Jerry returns to Florida. Jerry's parents are still worried about him and wonder what to do. Morty decides to see Elaine about a job; she reluctantly agrees to give him a job, just as Peterman returns. Kramer, fearing a prowler (Jerry's dad), decides he can no longer sleep alone; unfortunately his girlfriend has decided she can. So he moves in with the Costanzas, who tell George that they are moving to Florida. Elaine returns to her regular position at Peterman, with no options. George and Elaine try to discuss their respective problems. Still in Florida, strapped for cash and credit, Jerry sleeps in the Cadillac. Kramer and Emily spend the night as an old married couple in the Costanzas' house. The Seinfelds make a change in their housing as the Costanzas try to settle into their new place. Guest stars: Barney Martin, Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller, John O'Hurley, Leon W. Grant, Liz Sheridan, Sandy Baron, Sarah Silverman | ||
| 11 | The Little Jerry | 1997-01-09 |
| Everyone makes a comment about a bad check of Jerry's that is on display at Marcelino's store. Through the Foundation, George gets the opportunity to visit a women's prison. He is disappointed when the facility doesn't meet his impression of what he thinks a women's prison is. He does however meet a convict that he decides to ask out. He enjoys the liberation that dating a convict offers. Kramer gets a new pet, a rooster that he names "Little Jerry Seinfeld"; of course he really wanted a hen for the eggs. Jerry's parents find out about the check and offer to send money. Elaine finds out her bald boyfriend once had a fine head of hair. She convinces him to start growing it back, but when he does he shows signs of hair-loss. He begins to feel despondent. George's dream relationship hangs on the brink, Celia's up for parole. Kramer enters "Little Jerry" in a cockfight that if he wins, Jerry's bad check will be taken down. George is a character witness for Celia's parole hearing; he testifies to try keeping her in. Jerry's bad check doesn't come down, because Marcelino wants Jerry to do something for him first. Kurt seeks hair-loss advice from George that causes him to propose to Elaine. Jerry and Kramer train "Little Jerry" for the big cockfight. George experiences "fugitive sex" when Celia breaks out after her parole was denied. Celia is tracked down and Kurt is mistaken for George. Marcelino brings a ringer in for the big fight; Kramer tries to save "Little Jerry" but pays the price. Guest stars: Al White, Andrea Bendewald, Barney Martin, John Michael Higgins, Kathryn Joosten, Liz Sheridan, Miguel Sandoval, Paul Perri, Ray Proscia | ||
| 10 | The Andrea Doria | 1996-12-19 |
| George is excited about the new apartment he is going to move into. Elaine is on a blind date, now called a "set-up." Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where they discover that Newman has been hiding bags of mail. George finds out he can't get his apartment because the tenant association is going to give it to an Andrea Doria survivor. Elaine is told her date won't be making it because he's been stabbed. She is aroused by the situation. Kramer's cold is getting bad and he's not going to the doctor, they botched his vasectomy, he's more potent now than ever. Jerry tries to get Newman to get rid of the mail; however, he's not interested because he didn't get the transfer to Hawaii. Kramer finds a dog with a cold that he volunteers to take to the vet, so he can get medicine for their colds. Elaine meets her blind date who gets coffee thrown in his face from another ex-girlfriend. She discovers his problem is that he is a "bad breaker upper." George confronts his rival for the apartment and decides to wage war. Elaine's blind date breaks up with her and tells she has "a big head." From a suggestion by Jerry, George asks for a hearing with the association and tells them the story of his life. Jerry forms "an alliance" with Newman that will hopefully get him out of his life forever. Jerry tries to get Kramer to take his medication. He discovers that Kramer is taking dog medication and beginning to exhibit the signs of being a dog. The big head comment begins to hold true for Elaine and she makes a comment about jamming "a fork in his forehead." Jerry tries to take Kramer to a real doctor. After Kramer bites Newman's ankle, Jerry offers to deliver the rest of his mail. He is too efficient for the post office. Elaine meets up with her blind date and makes good on her promise. Kramer saves the day. George and the survivor don't get the apartment. Guest stars: Barry Cutler, Brian Blondell, Carl Banks, Diana Bellamy, Estelle Harris, Florinel Fatulescu, Fred Pinkard, Jerry Stiller, Kev O'Neil, Ossie Mair, Ray Stricklyn, Rene Weisser, Rick Hall, Theresa Mulligan, Tom Gallop, Wayne Knight | ||
| 9 | The Abstinence | 1996-11-21 |
| George's girlfriend has mononucleosis and he can't have sex with her for six weeks. Elaine's met a doctor who's almost gotten his license to practice. Jerry agrees to appear at career day at his former junior high school, first he is bumped and then there is a fire drill. Kramer lights up a cigar in Monk's and is asked to leave. He meets others on the street who face his dilemma so he opens up his apartment as a smoking lounge. Jerry's agent gets him an assembly at the school. George's lack of sex makes his mind sharper. Elaine learns how much her doctor boyfriend doesn't know about medicine. She uses George's technique to help him study to get his license, but in the process she becomes an idiot. Jerry struggles to figure out how to fill two hours in front of a junior high crowd. George uses his new found intellect to give batting advice, speaks Portuguese and prepares a presentation for Jerry's assembly. Kramer sees his lawyer about a case against the tobacco company, smoking has destroyed his looks. He gets a settlement without Jackie's input. George calculates the odds of scoring with a Portuguese waitress. Elaine's boyfriend gets his license and leaves her sexless. Guest stars: Alex Trebek, Bernie Williams, Bob Odenkirk, Brenda Strong, David Letterman, Debra Jo Rupp, Derek Jeter, Fern Fitzgerald, Judy Kerr, Kyle Gass, Lawrence Mandley, Meagen Fay, Noelle Balfour, Phil Morris, Tamara Bick | ||
| 8 | The Chicken Roaster | 1996-11-14 |
| George reveals a strategy to guarantee a second date with women - leaving an object behind at their place. However, this strategy gets Elaine into trouble, when George leaves behind a sable hat she shouldn't have charged to the Peterman expense account. Meanwhile, the red neon sign of a new Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant beams directly into Kramer's apartment. Jerry and Kramer then switch apartments, and end up switching personalities as well. Guest stars: Christopher Aguilar, John O'Hurley, Kymberly Kalil, Mark Roberts, Michael D. Roberts, Wayne Knight, Wesley Leong | ||
| 7 | The Checks | 1996-11-07 |
| Elaine's new boyfriend, Brett, is obsessed with designer furniture and the song "Desperado." Jerry spots an umbrella salesman using the sales technique he invented. The salesman says it was someone else. Hundreds of twelve-cent royalty checks keep arriving from Jerry's brief appearance on a Japanese television. Kramer warns George that the carpet cleaners he hired are actually a front for a religious cult. Intrigued, George tries to be converted, but they're not interested. Kramer meets some Japanese businessman and he takes them on the town and to the cleaners. He is a little confused about the exchange rate. Brett delivers a large chest of drawers to Kramer and thinks that Jerry might be jealous. Kramer thinks the TV pilot that Jerry and George did would be perfect for Japanese television. They pitch it to a couple of Japanese TV executives. Elaine tries to find a song that she and Brett can share. Kramer puts his Japanese friends up at his place. They're sleeping in the chest of drawers. Jerry caught in the rain meets the man in the street that claims credit for the twirl. He also meets Brett who is convinced Jerry is down on his luck. George gets the cleaners to do the offices at Yankee Stadium where they find a new recruit. Because of the humidity from the hot tub, Kramer's guests get stuck in the chest. Jerry, with writer's cramp from check signing, uses a fire ax to open the chest. That scares the Japanese guests and injures Brett who passes out. Guest stars: Akane Nelson, Cherie Hankal, Gedde Watanabe, George Wallace, Goh Misawa, James Patrick Stuart, Jock Plotnick, John Bowman, Richard Herd, Sab Shimono, Tony V., Toshi Toda | ||
| 6 | The Fatigues | 1996-10-31 |
| Jerry is intrigued by the concept of his girlfriend having a mentor. George prepares to give a lecture on risk management by reading a book, but realizes that books on tape have spoiled him. Elaine prepares to fire an employee, but when face to face with him, she promotes him. Kramer runs a Jewish singles night at Frank's Knights of Columbus hall. Jerry meets his girlfriend's mentor, but she is dating Kenny Bania. George discovers the blind can get any book on tape, so he plans to fail an eye test. Elaine's recently promoted employee has some startling new ideas. She plans to promote him again. Kramer's party plans go awry when he has to cook for over 150 plus people. He needs to get Frank's advice on cooking for the masses, despite George's warning. Elaine's promotional plan backfires, when the rest of her staff quits. Jerry's girlfriend sees Bania's act and loses respect for her mentor. Elaine tries working with her employee. George figures out an angle to get his book read. Jerry finds himself becoming Bania's mentor. Jerry and his now ex-girlfriend get their files mixed up; George speaks on Ovaltine and Bania on risk management. Frank's cooking skills are reborn, until he sees someone choking. Guest stars: A. J. Langer, Eddie Allen, Estelle Harris, Gwen McGee, Jerry Stiller, Joe Urla, Katie Layman, Lynn Manning, Ned Bellamy, Richard Herd, Steve Hytner | ||
| 5 | The Package | 1996-10-17 |
| Elaine has a rash and looks for a doctor who will treat her; despite her doctor -- patient relationship reputation. Kramer offers Jerry a method to get a refund on his stereo that is two years out of warranty. George discovers the woman at the photo store is looking at his pictures. Jerry refuses delivery of a package with no return address. George thinks that the photo store clerk has stuck a revealing picture of herself in with his pictures. Kramer convinces George to return the compliment and offers to take the photos. Uncle Leo signs for Jerry's package. Elaine tries to lift her medical records. Jerry lets Uncle Leo open the package and there is the sound of an explosion. Leo's stove has exploded but eventually Jerry gets the package and opens it up. It contains his stereo in pieces. Kramer sent the package to him insured; now all they must do is collect the insurance money from the post office. Elaine poses as Uncle Leo's nurse to try a diagnosis for her condition. When that doesn't work she tries to get Kramer to lift her records. Newman grills Jerry on suspicion of mail fraud. George drops off his film at the photo store and gets a surprising result. Guest stars: Bari K. Willerford, Bill Gratton, David Purdham, F. William Parker, Fort Atkinson, Heather Campbell, Len Lesser, Lynn A. Henderson, Ramon Franco, Richard Roat, Shuko Akune, Susan Leslie, Wayne Knight | ||
| 4 | The Little Kicks | 1996-10-10 |
| Elaine reluctantly lets George attend a party she is throwing at work. "Sweet fancy Moses" exclaims George when he sees Elaine dance at a party she's holding for her employees. She wonders why they've lost respect for her. Jerry gets 2 tickets to a premiere of a film. Kramer asks him to get an extra ticket for his friend Brody. Elaine thinks the loss of respect might be due to George's influence, so she makes him off limits to Anna, one of the women George talked to at the party. That "bad boy" image makes him all the more desirable. Jerry and Kramer attend the film with Brody, who begins to make a bootleg tape. Brody gets sick and has Kramer take him home, leaving Jerry to finish making the tape. Jerry worries about the implications when Brody likes him camera work and asks him to do another film. However, he complains about the quality of Kramer's work. Elaine finds out the truth about her dancing after she tapes herself. Elaine apologizes to Anna and George, which suddenly makes him undesirable. Brody won't meet Jerry's demands for equipment; George takes on the challenge, but gets arrested. Frank comes to bail him out and Elaine lets him know the truth about his son. Elaine's dance becomes a big hit on the streets of New York. Guest stars: Jerry Stiller, Joe Urla, Neil Giuntoli, Rebecca McFarland, Tim O'Hare | ||
| 3 | The Bizarro Jerry | 1996-10-03 |
| Kramer uses a bathroom in an office building and just begins working there. He is "TCB." Elaine sets Jerry up with a friend who is very beautiful, but she has "man hands." George uses a picture of her and passes her off as his dead finance Susan; that gets him into the "Forbidden City" where high priced models hang out. Elaine meets Kevin and some of his friends; they are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. With Kramer working, George inside the walls and Elaine hanging out with Kevin, Jerry begins to feel alone. Guest stars: Dana Patrick, Harry Murphy, J. Patrick McCormack, James Lesure, Jason Beck, Justina Vail, Kristin Bauer, Kyle T. Hefner, Mark S. Larson, Pat Kilbane, Robin Nance, Shireen Crutchfield, Tim DeKay | ||
| 2 | The Soul Mate | 1996-09-26 |
| George thinks the foundation lawyer thinks he might have killed Susan, Jerry suggests using a method employed by Jerry Lewis to find out. Kramer falls for Jerry's girlfriend and he consults Newman for advice. Elaine's friends insist that she have a baby, she'd rather not and meets a man who shares her ideals. George leaves a running tape recorder in his brief case at the next board meeting and leaves the room. He returns to find the briefcase damaged and the tape stopped. Newman gets in the middle of Jerry and Kramer's relationship with Pam; he bribes Jerry in hopes to find out more about his obsession, Elaine. Meanwhile, her new boyfriend gets a vasectomy to show her how committed he is to not having children. The guys find out Pam isn't interested in having children and they line up for their own vasectomies. George gets to the bottom of what happened to his briefcase. Guest stars: Bruce Davison, Jill Holden, Jill Talley, Kim Myers, Lisa Mende, Rende Rae Norman, Tim DeKay, Tommy Hicks, Wayne Knight | ||
| 1 | The Foundation | 1996-09-19 |
| Months after her death, George is ready to move on, but Susan's parents want to keep her memory alive. Kramer becomes a karate master, where his opponents are equals in his skill level, but are lacking in size. Jerry runs into Dolores, you remember "her name rhymed with a female body part" in "The Junior Mint," she suggests that they get together again. Peterman has a breakdown and goes to Burma leaving Elaine in charge; a position she is reluctant to assume. Kramer makes a speech that inspires Elaine to go and take charge of J. Peterman. Inspired by a comment that Jerry made, a foundation is established in Susan's name, which will take up all of George's free time. Jerry and Dolores do get together; however, when she hears why Jerry's engagement was broken off, she leaves commenting that he still hasn't matured. Elaine sees Kramer's opponents, vents her frustration and takes him down in front of the class. Jerry decides to research breakups and the effect on future relationships. Kramer's classmates meet him after class. George discovers everything he lost when he lost Susan. Guest stars: Bruce Davison, Diana Castle, Grace Zabriskie, Herb Mitchell, Janeane Garofalo, Joe Urla, John O'Hurley, Lauren Bowles, Lawrence Mandley, Paige Tamada, Peggy Lane, Robert Louis Kempf, Robert Padnick, Ruth Cohen, Stuart Quan, Susan Walters, Todd Bosley, Warren Frost | ||
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| 24 | The Invitations | 1996-05-16 |
| As the big day grows nearer, George and Susan order their invitations. Susan lets him choose the cheap ones. George tries to think of a way out. Elaine suggests smoking and Kramer suggests a pre-nuptial agreement. Jerry, thinking of a single future with Kramer, nearly gets hit by a car but is saved by his female equivalent, Jeannie. Jerry thinks he is in love with Jeannie. Kramer tries to cash in on a bank's offer of a $100 if one of their tellers doesn't say hello. Is "Hey," hello? George tries the suggestions and strikes out. Susan begins preparing the invitations. Jerry makes a decision. Susan passes out while licking envelopes. Jerry proposes marriage; later he has second thoughts. George finds Susan and the gang meets him over at the hospital, where George gets the news, he's out. Free at last, George makes another attempt at Marisa Tomei. Guest stars: Carol Leifer, Fred Goehner, Heidi Swedberg, Janeane Garofalo, John Riggi, Julie Clark, Stephen Root, Sue Goodman, Victor Raider-Wexler | ||
| 23 | The Wait Out | 1996-05-09 |
| After George makes an off-hand remark to a married couple with a rocky relationship, Jerry and Elaine wait in anticipation of their inevitable separation. Elaine sports a new hairstyle, starts driving again and almost makes Jerry car sick. Kramer starts wearing jeans again. The jeans are much too tight, so tight in fact, that he can't get them off when he really needs to. Elaine and Jerry make plans to move in on the separated couple, which they do. George feels guilty about breaking up the marriage and wishes to undo the damage. Jerry and Elaine physically oppose this action. David returns the off-hand remark to George in the presence of Susan. She tells George she has to think about some things- he thinks it is his ticket out. Guest stars: Allan Havey, Cary Elwes, Danny Woodburn, Debra Messing, Diana Castle, Heidi Swedberg, J.G. Hertzler, Nicole Tocantins, Todd Bosley | ||
| 22 | The Bottle Deposit (2) | 1996-05-02 |
| Wilhelm is delighted with the job George did on the project; however, he has no idea what he did or how he did it. The detective on the case thinks he's found Jerry's car, damaged beyond recognition. It's not, and later Jerry's mechanic calls him from the car. Kramer spots Jerry's car in Ohio. Steinbrenner calls George into his office about the project report and has him committed. Kramer ditches the cans, bottles, mailbags and Newman in pursuit of Jerry's car. Newman finds a farmer's house, complete with the proverbial daughter. The mechanic throws the clubs and bag at Kramer's truck, allowing him to get away. Deena is happy to see that George is getting the help he needs. Peterman is stunned when he finally gets the clubs, "Elaine, I never knew Kennedy had such a temper." Guest stars: Bonnie McNeil, Brad Garrett, Dan O'Connor, John O'Hurley, Karen Lynn Scott, Larry David, Mary Jo Keenen, Nicholas Mele, Rance Howard, Richard Herd, Sandy Ward, Wayne Knight | ||
| 21 | The Bottle Deposit (1) | 1996-05-02 |
| George doesn't hear the details on an important project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Peterman wants Elaine to bid on a set of golf clubs at the Kennedy auction, her ceiling is $10,000; however, she gets into a bidding war with Sue Ellen, the Oh Henry! candy heiress. Consequently, she spends a bit more than she was authorized. Newman finds the missing ingredient to make it cost effective in Kramer's scheme to collect used pop bottles and cans and take them to Michigan where the refund is doubled. Jerry takes his car to a mechanic, who's fanatical about car care. Elaine meets Jerry to get the golf clubs out of his car, but the mechanic, distraught over Jerry's negligence, steals it. Kramer and Newman collect their bottles and cans and hit the road in a mail truck. Guest stars: Brad Garrett, Brenda Strong, Harvey Jason, John O'Hurley, Larry Polson, Patrick Kerr, Richard Herd, Wayne Knight | ||
| 20 | The Calzone | 1996-04-25 |
| George becomes Steinbrenner's pet, when he shares an eggplant calzone with him. Kramer is raving about wearing clothes "straight out of the dryer." Jerry thinks that Elaine's boyfriend is dating her without really ever asking her out. He offers to bring Jerry some Cuban cigars from Canada. Jerry takes advantage of his girlfriend's ability to get anything she wants. Kramer searches for quarters for the dryer; when he can't find anymore, he starts using an oven. George gets into tip trouble with the counter guy at the calzone shop and he works out an arrangement with Newman. That is unless of course it's raining (Newman doesn't deliver mail in the rain); Kramer helps out. Guest stars: Danette Tays, Greg Collins, Jane A. Johnston, John D'Aquino, Larry David, Peter Allas, Wayne Knight | ||
| 19 | The Wig Master | 1996-04-04 |
| Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Elaine is picked up by the clerk. George has an unwanted house guest, a wig master for the touring company of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat." He also has found a parking lot that charges $75 dollars a month; Kramer decides to put his car there. Unfortunately, he leaves his apartment key there. When he can't get his key, he is allowed to borrow a pink Cadillac. Jerry is convinced the clerk is working Elaine. George discovers why the lot is so cheap, he finds a used condom in his car and is asking a prostitute for information, just as Susan approaches. George discovers that he may have an out with Susan; she says she must be able to trust him and have no doubts. Kramer stays at Jerry's apartment. Elaine has a walking stick she lets Kramer have. Jerry tries to return his jacket, but discovers that "spite" isn't a viable reason. Kramer is allowed to borrow the back up "Electric Color Dreamcoat." Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). Kramer finds a fuzzy white hat. With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is caught pulling a prostitute out of his borrowed car. Guest stars: Chaim Jeraffi, Gina Mastrogiacomo, Harry Van Gorkum, Heidi Swedberg, Kim Chase, Michael McDonald, Norman Brenner, Pamela Dillman, Patrick Bristow, Shashi Bhatia, Zack Phifer | ||
| 18 | The Friars Club | 1996-03-07 |
| George is happy because he has a three-month reprieve. The wedding is delayed until June (just in time for the end of the May sweeps and a cliffhanger!). Meanwhile he is also excited because Jerry is going to go out with Susan's best friend. He envisions their friendship in the future as being "Gatsby"-like. Jerry is trying to get into the Friars Club, but loses a jacket he "borrowed" for dinner there, at a performance of comedic jugglers that was "worked on" by Susan's friend. Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci and falls asleep at some inopportune moments; one of which puts him put in the Hudson River. Peterman hires a deaf employee and Elaine suffers the consequences, when she gets loaded with some of his work. Trying to see how deaf he really is, Elaine comes on to him, which Peterman overhears and tries to help out their budding relationship. Guest stars: Heidi Swedberg, John O'Hurley, Lisa Kushell, Norman Large, Pat Cooper, Peggy Lane, Phil Morris, Rob Schneider, Robert Martin Robinson, Samantha Smith, The Flying Karamazov Brothers | ||
| 17 | The Doll | 1996-02-22 |
| Susan's old roommate from college, Sally Weaver, gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with; which he is, but he loses his own package in the process. Frank tells George he is turning his room into a billiard room. Elaine tells Frank about a man she saw in Tuscany who looks just like him, Frank thinks it may be the cousin who stayed behind. Kramer challenges him to a game where the space is a bit tight. Jerry is enthusiastic about a new toothbrush, which he is convinced Elaine must have. Susan has a doll that looks uncannily like George's mother; she doesn't believe it, but he does and it affects his performance. Jerry is going to be on Charles Grodin's show with one of the Three Tenors, not Pavarotti or Domingo, but "the other guy." Elaine goes with him the studio, to replace an autographed picture of "the other guy," for "the Maestro" that was damaged while they were in Tuscany. "The Maestro" provides a new fashion for Kramer and Frank while playing pool, and his baton is an answer to the space problem in the billiard room. Susan's roommate comes to town. She tries to help Jerry out by bringing him back a better barbecue sauce and bringing a doll to the studio for Jerry, which in her opinion, is much funnier than the one Jerry wanted. Jerry has no material for his appearance. Guest stars: Estelle Harris, Heidi Swedberg, Jerry Stiller, John Lizzi, Kathy Griffin, Larry Braman, Mark Metcalf, Mary Jo Keenen, Monica Allison | ||
| 16 | The Shower Head | 1996-02-15 |
| Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry's parent are in seclusion in New York while biding time until they can move back to Florida. George tries to convince his parents to move to Florida. The shower heads in Jerry's building are being replaced with a new low-flow model; Newman finds a source for black market shower heads. The Seinfelds tell the Costanzas that there is no room for them in Florida that gives Frank all the incentive he needs to move. George is delighted. Elaine finds the cause of her opium addiction and finds a donor for her next physical. Jerry makes a joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno at the expense of Uncle Leo and he pays the price for making fun of the family. Guest stars: Angelo DiMascio Jr., Barney Martin, Estelle Harris, Jay Leno, Jerry Stiller, John O'Hurley, Len Lesser, Liz Sheridan, Michelle Bonilla, Ron West, Tim deZarn, Wayne Knight | ||
| 15 | The Cadillac (2) | 1996-02-08 |
| Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George's obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him. Elaine gets George Marisa's phone number and now he needs her for an alibi (which involves her "boyfriend" Art Vandelay, an importer/ exporter). Morty's ace in the hole, to keep him from impeachment, is the woman that Jerry stole the marble rye from, only she doesn't remember him, at least at first. The cable guy zeros in on Kramer, but he gets away. George's meeting with Marisa doesn't go as well as planned and Susan thinks he's having an affair with Elaine. The cable guy concedes defeat. Guest stars: Ann Morgan Guilbert, Annie Korzen, Art Frankle, Barney Martin, Bill Macy, Daniel Zacapa, Frances Bay, Golde Starger, Heidi Swedberg, Janice Davis, Jesse White, Liz Sheridan, Marisa Tomei, Sandy Baron, Walter Olkewicz | ||
| 14 | The Cadillac (1) | 1996-02-08 |
| Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their relationship. It certainly changes his relationship with Elaine, she's interested again. George reconsiders his engagement when one of Elaine's friends tells him that she could have set him up with Oscar winning actress, Marisa Tomei. The cable company wants to see Kramer and he takes the opportunity to get revenge on them. George wants to meet Marisa for a cup of coffee, even when Elaine's friend is in the hospital with a heart condition. Jack Klompus accuses Morty of embezzling funds to pay for his new Cadillac. Guest stars: Ann Morgan Guilbert, Annabelle Gurwitch, Barney Martin, Bill Macy, Heidi Swedberg, Jesse White, Liz Sheridan, Marisa Tomei, Sandy Baron, Walter Olkewicz | ||
| 13 | The Seven | 1996-02-01 |
| Elaine sees a girl's bike she wants, but she strains her neck trying to getting the bike down from the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes her neck. Kramer saves the day and wants the bike. George is angry when Susan's cousin chooses to name her baby with the name he planned to give his first offspring. He desperately tries to convince them to use another name. Kramer works out an arrangement with Jerry to keep track of what he takes from Jerry's kitchen. Jerry is curious when his girlfriend is always wearing the same dress, every time they go out. Guest stars: Charles Emmett, David Richards, Heidi Swedberg, Josh Abramson, Ken Campbell, Lisa Deanne, Matthew McCurley, Shannon Holt, Wayne Knight | ||
| 12 | The Caddy | 1996-01-25 |
| Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. George's bosses consider him for a promotion when they think he is so dedicated to his work that he is there in the morning before everyone else and still there after they all leave. They don't know that he's just been leaving his car in the parking lot waiting for his free visit from a locksmith. Taking advantage of the situation, he and Susan go up north to her parent's rebuilt cabin. Elaine meets an old rival who's heir to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune and has never worn a bra. She wears the bra as a top and cause Kramer and Jerry to have an accident with George's car. With George's damaged car in the parking lot, the Yankees think he's dead. Steinbrenner breaks the news to the Costanza's. Kramer and Elaine take her rival to court and only Jerry may stand in the way. Guest stars: Armin Shimerman, Arthur Rosenberg, Brenda Strong, Cynthia Madvig, Estelle Harris, Heidi Swedberg, Jerry Stiller, John O'Hurley, Larry David, Marilyn Tokuda, Phil Morris, Richard Herd | ||
| 11 | The Rye | 1996-01-04 |
| Elaine is dating a jazz saxophonist who's sponge-worthy but "he doesn't really like to do everything." Jerry tells one of the members of his band that the saxophonist and Elaine are "hot and heavy." Kramer stocks up on supplies, including 50 cans of "Beef-A-Reeno". Susan's parents meet and have dinner with the Costanza's for the first time. Both families obsess over a loaf of rye bread that wasn't served with the meal, which Frank takes back home. Elaine's boyfriend writes a song about "their relationship," which later has a big impact on his career. Kramer takes over a friend's horse-drawn carriage for a week and helps George out with his scheme to replace the rye bread. Unfortunately, he feeds the horse a can of "Beef-A-Reeno" right before giving the Ross's their ride. Jerry manages to get his hands on a loaf of marble rye. Guest stars: Dean Fortunato, Don Amendolia, Estelle Harris, Frances Bay, Grace Zabriskie, Heidi Swedberg, Jeff Yagher, Jerry Stiller, Kathryn Kates, Leonard Lightfoot, Steve Ireland, Warren Frost | ||
| 10 | The Gum | 1995-12-14 |
| Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. He also is keeping an eye on a friend, Lloyd, who's recovering from a nervous breakdown. Lloyd has a pack of Chinese gum that Kramer insists everyone tries. George thinks the cashier short-changed him and meets a former neighbor (who's had a breakdown) and his daughter, Deena. George lets his former neighbor look at his car. Elaine tries to avoid interacting with Lloyd, loses a button from her blouse and reveals herself to Lloyd and Kramer. Because of Elaine's lie, Jerry must wear glasses while around Lloyd. Deena tells George that she thinks he is showing signs of being on the verge of a breakdown. George's car, once owned by "Jon Voight", catches fire. Elaine shows more to Lloyd. Jerry gets more gum. George keeps trying to convince Deena he's not crazy. Guest stars: Alan Watt, Eric Christmas, Larry David, Lionel Mark Smith, Mary Jo Keenen, Matt McCoy, Ruth Cohen, Sandy Ward, Vito D'Ambrosio | ||
| 9 | The Sponge | 1995-12-07 |
| Jerry finds the number of girl he wants to contact on Kramer's AIDS walk sponsor list. After finding out that her preferred method of birth control is only available in a limited supply, Elaine must decide whether her current boyfriend is "sponge worthy." George tells Susan the secret of the size of Jerry's jeans and that leads to a fight about all secrets, he tells her another of Jerry's secrets when they make up. Jerry finds out that George told Susan one of his secrets and now he's "out of the loop." Elaine adjusts her screening process to find worthy candidates. Kramer causes a disturbance at the AIDS walk when he won't "wear the ribbon." Guest stars: David Byrd, Heidi Swedberg, Ileen Getz, Jennifer Guthrie, John Paragon, P.B. Hutton, Scott Patterson, Steven Hack, Susan Moore, Wren T. Brown, Yul Vazquez | ||
| 8 | The Pool Guy | 1995-11-16 |
| Elaine has tickets for a historical clothing exhibit and realizes that she has no female friends; Jerry suggests that she ask Susan. Kramer suggests that is the wrong move and that George's worlds will collide. Jerry meets his pool guy outside a movie, and then he can't get rid of him. George is worried by Elaine wanting to get to know Susan, then he finds out it was Jerry's idea. Kramer's new phone number is similar to a film information line. When Kramer keeps getting wrong numbers, he begins giving out the information for movie show times a la "Moviefone." Guest stars: Alec Mapa, Billy Williams, Carlos Jacott, Dom Magwili, Heidi Swedberg, Mr. Moviefone, Wayne Knight | ||
| 7 | The Secret Code | 1995-11-09 |
| George tries to keep his ATM code a secret from Susan. Elaine is puzzled by a man she once met at a party and talked to for ten minutes, doesn't remember her, but he does remember other party details. Leapin' Larry, a one-legged man, wants Jerry to do spots for his store, but he is angered when he thinks Jerry is doing an impression of him. Kramer gets an emergency band scanner and decides to help reorganize operations at the NYFD. Elaine doesn't want to go on a date with her boss, the storyteller, so she leaves Jerry and George at the restaurant. Jerry escapes, but George isn't as lucky. He is forced to accompany Peterman to his Momma's house, where he winds up staying all night and tells her his secret code before she dies. That is her last word. George's code is needed in a life or death situation. Guest stars: David St. James, Ellen Albertini Dow, Fred Stoller, Heidi Swedberg, John O'Hurley, Lewis Arquette, Michael Luckerman, Wayne Tippet | ||
| 6 | The Soup Nazi | 1995-11-02 |
| While on their way to the "soup place" Elaine finds an antique armoire she wants. George makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the "Soup Nazi." Elaine isn't allowed to move her armoire into her building, so Kramer offers to watch it for her, out on the street. George and Elaine discuss how annoyed they are by Jerry's sweet-talking with his current girlfriend, especially their calling each other "Schmoopie." Elaine makes an ordering error in front of the "Soup Nazi," gets on his bad side and is banned for a year. In broad daylight and in Kramer's presence, two "tough" guys come along and take Elaine's armoire. Kramer relates the story of the armoire to the "Soup Nazi," who says he has an armoire in the basement that Kramer can have. Jerry's girlfriend makes a faux pas in the "soup place" and Jerry disavows any knowledge of her. George confronts Jerry and reminds him about their pact. George and Susan see Jerry and his girlfriend at the diner and they begin to compete against each other. Susan appreciates that George is finally showing his feelings in public. Kramer gives Elaine the armoire and tells her where he got it. Elaine goes to thank the "Soup Nazi" but gets even further on his bad side. Jerry discovers the armoire contains the "Soup Nazi"'s recipes and Elaine takes them for her final confrontation with the "Soup Nazi." Guest stars: Alexandra Wentworth, Ana Gasteyer, Cedric Duplechain, Heidi Swedberg, John Paragon, Larry Thomas, Mike Michaud, Steve Hytner, Thom Barry, Vince Melocchi, Vivicca Whitsett, Wayne Knight, Yul Vazquez | ||
| 5 | The Hot Tub | 1995-10-19 |
| George picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest. The runner had overslept and missed the big race at the last Olympics and Jerry obsesses with ensuring that it doesn't happen again. Kramer gets a hot tub from his friend Lomez and Elaine has writer's block. Guest stars: Charles Cyphers, Ernie Lively, Jeff Miller, Jeremiah Birkett, Kate Mulligan, Larry David, Leon Russom, Richard Herd, Susan Isaacs, Thom Barry | ||
| 4 | The Wink | 1995-10-12 |
| Elaine gets a blind date with the guy from her wake-up service; however, he likes dogs. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry's healthy breakfast, gets into George's eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine's cousin. Kramer promises a sick boy that Yankee Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George's wink. Guest stars: Brian McNamara, Clive Rosengren, Ian Patrick Williams, Larry David, Paul O'Neill, Richard Herd, Stacey Travis, Thomas Dekker, Tom Wright | ||
| 3 | The Maestro | 1995-10-05 |
| George is feeling the pressures of his relationship with Susan and decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at her uncle's store. Kramer's friend "Maestro," makes a comment about getting a rental property in Tuscany that makes Jerry decide to do some research. Elaine begins dating the "Maestro." Kramer's out of court settlement in his lawsuit against the coffee house, free coffee at any location around the world, gets him "hopped up on the caffeine." Jerry asks Poppy about Tuscany and is referred to Poppy's cousin, who makes him an offer he can't refuse. Guest stars: David Wendelman, Gary Yates, Heidi Swedberg, James Noah, Kenneth Ryan, Kymberly Newberry, Mark Metcalf, Paul Michael, Phil Morris, Richard McGonagle, Tim Bagley | ||
| 2 | The Postponement | 1995-09-28 |
| Elaine's dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer's involvement in the dognapping worries him when he finds out about its impact on his permanent record. Overwhelmed with it all, George decides he wants to postpone the engagement. Elaine isn't "concerned" with George's intentions, but is really jealous that he's the first of the group to get engaged. The neighborly rabbi offers advice on her problem, that he later relates to Jerry and anyone else who'll listen. Kramer and Jerry try to see "Plan 9 From Outer Space"; however, Kramer "tries" to sneak in a gourmet coffee, spills it and his lawyer says he has a case. Guest stars: Bruce Mahler, Evie Peck, Heidi Swedberg, John Rubano, Kelly Perine | ||
| 1 | The Engagement | 1995-09-21 |
| Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women, so they make "a pact" to change their ways, though Jerry doesn't know it. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a nearby constantly barking dog; Kramer recommends a solution. George gets back with Susan, his former girlfriend from NBC; he asks her to marry him, and after a couple hours of convincing she says yes. Kramer, his solution (Newman) and Elaine commit a dognapping and take the dog far out of the city. Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend again; however, George is now trapped in his relationship with Susan, almost to the point where he is married already. Elaine almost gets a good night of sleep. Guest stars: Athena Massey, Cindy Cheung, Estelle Harris, Heidi Swedberg, Janni Brenn, Jerry Stiller, Mailon Rivera, Mario Joyner, Renee Phillips, Ron Byron, Wayne Knight | ||
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| 24 | The Understudy | 1995-05-18 |
| George and Jerry are suspected by the cast and Kramer of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to perform. Kramer becomes Bette's personal assistant. Elaine gets George's father to translate for her when she suspects that her manicurist has made some obvious snide remarks in a foreign tongue. While crying about losing her manicurists, Elaine meets the owner of a catalog, J. Peterman, and gets herself a new job. Guest stars: Adelaide Miller, Alexandra Bokyun Chun, Amy Hill, Bette Midler, Bob Shaw, Craig Thomas, Jason Beck, Jerry Stiller, John O'Hurley, Johnny Silver, June Kyoto Lu, Lou DiMaggio, Michael McDonald, Vonnie C. Rhee, William Bastiani | ||
| 23 | The Face Painter | 1995-05-11 |
| George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaine's boyfriend paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game, disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing priest. A monkey throws a banana peel at Kramer, when he throws it back, the monkey becomes depressed and the zoo demands an apology. George tries to tell his girlfriend that he loves her, but her reaction surprises him. Jerry refuses to give the "necessary" follow-up courtesy thank you for the hockey tickets and Kramer is outraged. Guest stars: Dave Powledge, David Richardson, Jan Eddy, Joe Lala, Katy Selverstone, Lawrence LeJohn, Mark DeCarlo, Patrick Warburton, Peggy Lane O'Rourke, Pierrino Mascarino, Raye Birk | ||
| 22 | The Diplomat's Club | 1995-05-04 |
| After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant, Katie, makes the trip a nightmare. Elaine says she will quit working for Mr. Pitt, but finds out that she's going to be in his will. She becomes a suspect when he overdoses his medication. George tries to prove to his boss that he is not a racist, when he says his boss looks like "Sugar" Ray Leonard. To prove it, he tries to find anyone who's black that will be his friend. While at the airport club, Kramer meets a rich Texan with whom he starts making bets. Kramer hasn't gambled in three years and when he begins to lose, he calls in Newman for reinforcement. Guest stars: Berta Maria Waagfjord, Christine Cattell, Debra Jo Rupp, Diana Theodore, Ellis E. Williams, Ian Abercrombie, John Cothran Jr., Kim Zimmer, Mark Wheatle, O'Neal Compton, Robert Hooks, Tom Wright, Wayne Knight, William B. Jackson | ||
| 21 | The Fusilli Jerry | 1995-04-27 |
| Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine while making love to her. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. Jerry confronts his mechanic and later requires his services. Frank becomes the unwitting victim of one of those "freak" accidents proctologists are always telling stories about. Guest stars: Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller, Lou Cutell, Marla Sucharetza, Patrick Warburton, Yvette Cruise | ||
| 20 | The Doodle | 1995-04-06 |
| Jerry is disgusted when he finds out he was eating pecans that were just in his girlfriend's mouth. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is eating some tasty peaches that come in season for two weeks every year. Fleas force Jerry and his visiting parents out his apartment. Elaine has an interview with a publisher that has suite of rooms at a fancy hotel and that is where Jerry parents get to stay. Jerry stays with his girlfriend. Elaine must go into Jerry's fumigated apartment to get an unpublished manuscript that she is supposed to read for her interview and she can't find it, but Kramer read it in Jerry's apartment and the gas causes him to lose his sense of taste. George finds out that his girlfriend really doesn't care what he looks like. Jerry figures out that Newman gave him the fleas. Meanwhile, Jerry's parents, Uncle Leo and Nana live high on the hog at the hotel. Guest stars: Barney Martin, Billye Ree Wallace, Christa Miller Lawrence, Coby Turner, Dana Wheeler-Nicholson, Ellis E. Williams, Guy Siner, Len Lesser, Liz Sheridan, Norman Brenner, Wayne C. Dvorak, Wayne Knight | ||
| 19 | The Jimmy | 1995-03-16 |
| The guys play a game of basketball with "the Jimmy," a man who talks about himself in the third person. Jimmy sells odd shaped training shoes and George is an interested investor. Fresh from the gym, he attends a Yankees meeting about thefts, during which he sweats profusely. Jerry goes to the dental office and discovers they now carry Penthouse in the waiting room. Elaine gets tickets to a benefit for the AMCA (Able Mentally Challenged Adults) featuring Mel Torme, the "Velvet Fog." Elaine tries to meet a handsome guy at the gym, but instead talks with "the Jimmy," who makes the date for himself. On a follow-up visit to the dental office, Jerry feels the dentist and his hygienist may have lived out a fantasy during his time in the chair, the type of thing you might read in Penthouse. Kramer has a visit to the dentist complete with Novocain, later while wearing a pair of Jimmy's shoes, winds up getting a him a seat at the main table of the benefit. Guest stars: Alison Armitage, Anthony Starke, Bryan Cranston, Elan Carter, Jimmy Bridges, Mel Torme, Richard Herd, Robert Katims | ||
| 18 | The Doorman | 1995-02-23 |
| The doorman in Mr. Pitt's building causes trouble for Jerry who was only trying to be nice. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George's father is living with him and when he removes his shirt, George and Kramer see that he has breasts. So, Kramer develops a new undergarment for males ("The Bro" or "The Manssiere") that will alleviate this problem. Jerry offers his soiled couch to replace the one that was stolen while he was "on duty." Guest stars: Barbara Pilavin, Deck McKenzie, Edith Fields, Estelle Harris, Ian Abercrombie, Jack Betts, Jerry Stiller, Larry Miller, Nick Jameson, Nigel Gibbs, Patrick Cronin, Reni Santoni, Toni Sawyer, Trudi Forristal | ||
| 17 | The Kiss Hello | 1995-02-16 |
| Elaine's friend, a physical therapist, whom Jerry must "kiss hello," has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry's grandmother wants him to open a ketchup bottle and she tells a story about some money that Uncle Leo was supposed to give his sister. Jerry's father is anxious to collect the money and interest Leo owes. Kramer puts tenant pictures up in the lobby and soon Jerry is giving every woman in the building, the "kiss hello"; however, when he stops, he becomes unpopular. George gets his arm looked at, misses a follow up appointment and must pay for that visit. The therapist skips out on her patients, including George, and goes skiing with Elaine. After their trip, she drops Elaine off 3 blocks from her apartment. Elaine injures her shoulder carrying her equipment home, and can't get any complementary treatment. Jerry gets proof of his uncle's dishonesty. Guest stars: Barney Martin, Belinda Barry, Billye Ree Wallace, C.D. Labove, Carol Leifer, Gene Elman, Julio Oscar Mechoso, Len Lesser, Liz Sheridan, Louisa Abernathy, Mark Fite, Mary Scheer, Rondi Reed, Timothy McNeil, Wendie Malick, Wendy Worthington | ||
| 16 | The Beard | 1995-02-09 |
| Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. Guest stars: Edward Winter, Georgann Johnson, Jerry Diner, Joan Elizabeth, John F. O'Donohue, Jon Gries, Katherine LaNasa, Ken Kerman, Mirron E. Willis, Robert Mailhouse | ||
| 15 | The Highlights of 100 (2) | 1995-02-02 |
| Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing." | ||
| 14 | The Highlights of 100 (Part 1) | 1995-02-02 |
| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | ||
| 13 | The Scofflaw | 1995-01-26 |
| George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. Guest stars: Barbara Alyn Woods, Basil Hoffman, Bob Shaw, Dale Harimoto, Danny Breen, Elisabeth Sjoli, Ivory Ocean, Joe Ochman, Jon Lovitz, Lillian Lehman, Marty Rackham, Wayne Knight | ||
| 12 | The Label Maker | 1995-01-19 |
| A pair of Super Bowl tickets circulates among Jerry and his friends. Guest stars: Bryan Cranston, Cleto Augusto, Jessica Tuck, Wayne Grace, Wayne Knight | ||
| 11 | The Switch | 1995-01-05 |
| Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. Guest stars: Charlotte Lewis, Cheryl Francis Harrington, Clive Rosengren, Gail Strickland, Heather Medway, Jacqueline M. Houston, Jann Karam, Sheree North, Terry Sweeney, Tish Smiley, Wayne Knight | ||
| 10 | The Race | 1994-12-15 |
| Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race. Guest stars: Claude Earl Jones, Danny Woodburn, Denise Poirier, Don McManus, Eva Svensson, Larry David, Mark Christopher Lawrence, Martin Chow, Michael Sorich, Renée Props, Spencer Klein, Todd Kimsey, Vicki Lewis | ||
| 9 | The Secretary | 1994-12-08 |
| George hires an unattractive secretary. Guest stars: Arminae Azarian, Courtney Taylor, Glynis McCants, Joseph R. Sicari, Mitzi McCall, Richard Marion, Steve Hytner, Thomas Mills, Vicki Lewis, Will Radford | ||
| 8 | The Mom & Pop Store | 1994-11-17 |
| George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business. Guest stars: Bryan Cranston, Dan Frischman, Elsa Raven, Ian Abercrombie, Jon Voight, Ken Thorley, Matt Gallini, Michael Robello, Nancy Balbirer, Pat Asanti, Rick Fitts, Steve Brady, Tom Wright | ||
| 7 | The Soup | 1994-11-10 |
| Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like. Guest stars: Daniel Gerroll, Lawrence Mandley, Linda Wallem, Michael Kaplan, Steve Hytner, Tracy Kolis | ||
| 6 | The Gymnast | 1994-11-03 |
| Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. Guest stars: Damian London, David Blackwood, Elina Löwensohn, Ian Abercrombie, James Sweeney, Jessica Hecht, Lois Nettleton, Maurice Godin, Phil Ramsey | ||
| 5 | The Couch | 1994-10-27 |
| Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. Guest stars: Beverly C. Brown, David James Elliott, Denise Y. Dowse, Diana Theodore, Jeris Lee Poindexter, Jessica Hecht, Mari Weiss, Patton Oswalt, Reni Santoni, Robert Hooks, Tamar Cooper | ||
| 4 | The Chinese Woman | 1994-10-13 |
| Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce. Guest stars: Angela Dohrmann, Estelle Harris, Jack Tracy, Jerry Stiller, Kelly Coffield, Larry David, Lucy Lin, William Utay | ||
| 3 | The Pledge Drive | 1994-10-06 |
| Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive. Guest stars: Billye Ree Wallace, Brian Reddy, Danny Tartabull, F.J. Rio, Ian Abercrombie, James Reynolds, Kelly Coffield, Lauren Bowles, Len Lesser, Rebecca Staab, Thom Vernon, Tom Wright | ||
| 2 | The Big Salad | 1994-09-29 |
| Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble. Guest stars: Barry Nolan, Dean Hallo, Jerry Levine, Lauren Bowles, Marita Geraghty, Michelle Forbes, Wayne Knight | ||
| 1 | The Chaperone | 1994-09-22 |
| Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful. Guest stars: Buck Showalter, Danny Tartabull, Gail Strickland, Ian Abercrombie, Marguerite MacIntyre | ||
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| 22 | The Opposite | 1994-05-19 |
| George does the opposite and turns his life around. Guest stars: Dedee Pfeiffer, Estelle Harris, French Stewart, Fritz Mashimo, Hiram Kasten, Jerry Stiller, Kathie Lee Gifford, Ken Takemoto, Larry David, Marty Rackham, Melanie Smith, Michael Friedm, Oscar Jordan, Paul Gleason, Regis Philbin, Rolando Molina, Siobhan Fallon, Susan Segal | ||
| 21 | The Hamptons | 1994-05-12 |
| Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. Guest stars: Jesse D. Goins, Lisa Mende, Mark L. Taylor, Melanie Smith, Melora Walters, Richard Burgi | ||
| 20 | The Fire | 1994-05-05 |
| George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club. Guest stars: Dom Irrera, Estelle Harris, Hiram Kasten, Jerry Stiller, Jon Favreau, Larry David, Lawrence LeJohn, Lisa Pescia, Melanie Chartoff, Patience Cleveland, Veanne Cox | ||
| 19 | The Raincoats (Part 2) | 1994-04-28 |
| Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone with each other at a movie, Schindler's List, they don't see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the Seinfelds miss their flight to France, George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother back to his father. The Seinfelds manage to avoid meeting the Costanzas in New York City. Guest stars: Annie Korzen, Barney Martin, Dorien Wilson, Estelle Harris, Jason Manary, Jerry Stiller, Judge Reinhold, LaRita Shelby, Liz Sheridan, Melanie Smith, Michael G. Hagerty, Sandy Baron, Stephen Pearlman, Wayne Knight | ||
| 18 | The Raincoats (Part 1) | 1994-04-28 |
| Jerry's parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he's just returned from three weeks on the road can't get anytime alone with his girlfriend. George tries to get out of the big brother program, just after he gets talked into it. The Seinfelds avoid the Costanza's dinner invitation. Elaine's latest boyfriend, who's a "close talker," becomes unusually fixated on Jerry's parents and shows them New York City. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing, right before they plan a cruise. Guest stars: Annie Korzen, Barney Martin, Dorien Wilson, Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller, Judge Reinhold, Lisa Pescia, Liz Sheridan, Melanie Smith, Michael G. Hagerty, Sandy Baron | ||
| 17 | The Wife | 1994-03-17 |
| Jerry let his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry. Elsewhere, a guy at the health club whom Elaine wants to date has some damaging information about George. Guest stars: Barney Martin, Courteney Cox, Joseph Ragno, Lawrence Mandley, Len Lesser, Lili Bernard, Liz Sheridan, Nick LaTour, Rebecca Glenn, Scott LaRose, Susan Segal | ||
| 16 | The Stand-In | 1994-02-24 |
| When Kramer is hired as a stand-in on a soap opera, he befriends a "little person." But his advice on how to look taller doesn't sit well with the midget's other friends. Elsewhere, George is ready to break up with his girlfriend until he discovers that she's being urged to call it quits with him. Guest stars: Danny Woodburn, Debbie Lee Carrington, Jerome Betler, Joe Gieb, Karla Tamburrelli, Larry David, Layne Beamer, Mark Tymchyshyn, Michael Rivkin, Thomas Dekker, W. Earl Brown | ||
| 15 | The Pie | 1994-02-17 |
| Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays. Guest stars: Bernard Hocke, Christine Dunford, Eamonn Roche, Lane Davies, Mark Beltzman, Pamela Mant, Patricia Belcher, Paul Mantee, Reni Santoni, Robert Kino, Sam Lloyd, Sunday Theodore, Suzanne Snyder, Tony Edwards | ||
| 14 | The Marine Biologist | 1994-02-10 |
| Romance starts to blossom between George and his former college classmate Diane, after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. Meanwhile, Elaine's electronic organizer injures an innocent passerby when it is thrown out of the window of a moving limousine. Guest stars: Carol Kane, David Blackwood, George Murdock, Heather Morgan, Larry David, Rosalind Allen, Wayne Knight | ||
| 13 | The Dinner Party | 1994-02-03 |
| En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned. Guest stars: Amjad J. Oaisen, Frank Novak, Fred Pinkard, Kathryn Kates, Langdon Bensing, Mark Holton, Roger Eschbacher, S. Marc Jordan, Sayed Badreya, Suzy Soro | ||
| 12 | The Stall | 1994-01-06 |
| Elaine agonizes over a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet tissue when she finds that her restroom stall is lacking. Meanwhile, Kramer convinces Jerry that his girlfriend Jane makes a living telling phone secrets, and George acts giddy around Elaine's new hunky boyfriend. Guest stars: Dan Cortese, Jami Gertz | ||
| 11 | The Conversion | 1993-12-16 |
| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. Guest stars: Bill Rose, Darlene Kardon, Estelle Harris, Jana Marie Hupp, Jerry Stiller, Karen Rizzo, Kay E. Kuter, Kimberley Campbell, Molly Hagan, Randy Brenner, Tom Verica | ||
| 10 | The Cigar Store Indian | 1993-12-09 |
| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. Guest stars: Al Roker, Benjamin Lum, Carissa Channing, Estelle Harris, Irvin Mosley Jr., Jerry Stiller, Kimberly Norris, Lisa Pescia, Ralph Manza, Sam Lloyd, Veralyn Jones | ||
| 9 | The Masseuse | 1993-11-18 |
| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. Guest stars: Anthony Cistaro, Hiram Kasten, Jennifer Coolidge, John Glen Bishop, Lisa Edelstein, Lisa Pescia | ||
| 8 | The Barber | 1993-11-11 |
| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. Guest stars: Antony Ponzini, David Ciminello, David Richardson, Jack Shearer, Kenny Myles, Michael Fairman, Peggy Maltby, Wayne Knight | ||
| 7 | The Non-Fat Yogurt | 1993-11-04 |
| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. Guest stars: Darrell Kunitomi, Estelle Harris, Hugh A. Rose, Jed Mills, Jerry Stiller, John Christian Graas, John Gabriel, Lisa Houle, Maryedith Burrell, Peter Keleghan, Rudolph Guiliani, Wayne Knight | ||
| 6 | The Lip Reader | 1993-10-28 |
| George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. Guest stars: Bret Anthony, Christopher Darga, Dylan Haggerty, Jerry Sroka, Linda Cash, Linda Kash, Marlee Matlin, Veralyn Jones, Wayne Knight | ||
| 5 | The Bris | 1993-10-14 |
| Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony. Guest stars: Charles Levin, Debra Mooney, Frank Noon, Jeannie Elias, John Gegenhuber, Tia Riebling, Tom Alan Robbins | ||
| 4 | The Sniffing Accountant | 1993-10-07 |
| Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted. Guest stars: Christa Miller Lawrence, Deck McKenzie, Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller, John Kapelos, Maria Stanton, Marty Rackham, Patrick Cronin, Ralph Harris Jr., Wayne Knight | ||
| 3 | The Glasses | 1993-09-30 |
| George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events. Guest stars: Anna Gunn, Len Lesser, Michael Saad, Rance Howard, Timothy Stack, Tom Towles | ||
| 2 | The Puffy Shirt | 1993-09-23 |
| Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel. Guest stars: Bryant Gumbel, David Brisbin, Deborah May, Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller, Kim Gillingham, Michael Mitz, Ron Ross, Terence Riggins, Wendel Meldrum | ||
| 1 | The Mango | 1993-09-16 |
| Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine. Guest stars: Leonard Termo, Lisa Edelstein, Veralyn Jones | ||
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| 24 | The Pilot (2) | 1993-05-23 |
| Rehearsals for the pilot begin. Russell's obsession with Elaine begins to affect his work. George asks TV Kramer about the raisins. The real Kramer might be forced to work on his plumbing problem by using the "dreaded apparatus." Elaine gets an investigation started on the owner of the diner. George gets the results of the biopsy of his white spot. At the taping of the pilot, Elaine sneaks in disguised and "Crazy" Joe jumps out of the audience. Elaine finds Morty's wallet in Jerry's couch. Everyone from the past season comments on the pilot as it's broadcast, they all think it's great. When Russell disappears, the fate of the pilot is in the hands of the new president, a person convinced that Jerry can't act. Guest stars: Al Ruscio, Anne Twomey, Barney Martin, Bob Balaban, Bob Shaw, Brian Bradley, Deborah Swisher, Elena Wohl, Heidi Swedberg, Jane Leeves, Jeff Oetjen, Jeremy Piven, Kevin Page, Larry David, Larry Hankin, Liz Sheridan, Pat, Peter Blood, Peter Crombie, Richard Gant, Wayne Knight | ||
| 23 | The Pilot (1) | 1993-05-20 |
| Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their "nothing" lives. Russell Dalrimple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is obsessed with Elaine. George is obsessed with a white spot on his lip and a box of raisins taken by actor playing Kramer. The real Kramer has an internal plumbing problem and on his way to fix it, he gets delayed and is caused to "miss his chance." Jerry has an audition with the new "Elaine," a method actress interested in being Elaine in every way. The real Elaine has a problem with the coffee shop, they appear to be only hiring buxom waitresses, so she tries to get hired and files a report. Guest stars: Al Ruscio, Anne Twomey, Bob Balaban, Bob Shaw, Bruce Jarchow, Elena Wohl, Erick Avari, Gina Hecht, Jeremy Piven, Kevin Page, Larry Hankin, Laura Waterbury, Mariska Hargitay, Peter Blood, Peter Crombie, Richard Gant, Roger Rose, Samantha Dorman, Stephen Burrows, Teri Hatcher | ||
| 22 | The Handicap Spot | 1993-05-13 |
| Jerry and George narrowly avoid a public stoning after George parks his father's car in a handicapped spot -- inciting an angry mob to trash the vehicle when a disabled woman is injured as a result of the illegal parking. And while George's unsuspecting father is mistakenly arrested for the interaction, George and Kramer shop for an electric wheelchair to give to the recuperating victim. Guest stars: David Blackwood, Donna Evans, Elizabeth Dennehy, Eric Fleeks, Estelle Harris, Fritzi Burr, Ina Parker, Jerry Stiller, John Randolph, Kathy Kinney, Marvin Braverman, Nancy Lenehan, Norma Janis, Richard Portnow, Rick Overton | ||
| 21 | The Smelly Car | 1993-04-15 |
| A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan. Guest stars: Courtney Gains, Heidi Swedberg, Kari Coleman, Michael Des Barres, Nick Bakay, Patricia Place, Raf Mauro, Robert Noble, Taylor Negron, Viveka Davis, Walt Beaver | ||
| 20 | The Junior Mint | 1993-03-18 |
| Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight. Guest stars: Sherman Howard, Susan Walters, Victor Raider-Wexler | ||
| 19 | The Implant | 1993-02-25 |
| Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants. Guest stars: Bruce E. Morrow, Carol Rosenthal, Donald Bishop, Kieran Mulroney, Megan Mullally, Peggy Stewart, Susan Beaubian, Teri Hatcher, Tony Amendola | ||
| 18 | The Old Man | 1993-02-18 |
| Good Samaritans Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort and assist senior citizens in their homes. Unfortunately, Jerry is assigned to a nasty old cuss -- who he loses on the streets thanks to Kramer's intrusion -- while George depresses an elderly man and Elaine has equally devastating problems as well. Guest stars: Bill Erwin, Jerry Hauck, Lanai Chapman, Robert Donley, Tobin Bell, Victoria Dillard, Wayne Knight | ||
| 17 | The Outing | 1993-02-11 |
| When an eavesdropping college reporter mistakenly prints that Jerry and his pal George are intimate longtime companions, Jerry vainly works overtime to prove his straightness. And when the big-city newspapers pick up the story, Jerry has a lot of explaining to do to his overwrought parents. Guest stars: Anthony Mangano, Barney Martin, Ben Reed, Charley Garrett, David Gibbs, Deck McKenzie, Estelle Harris, Kari Coleman, Lawrence Mandley, Liz Sheridan, Paula Marshall | ||
| 16 | The Shoes | 1993-02-04 |
| Jerry and George scramble to keep their feeble idea for a TV series alive when they meet with a skeptical TV executive who catches them eyeing his teenage daughter's cleavage. Across town, Kramer begins dating Jerry's ex-girlfriend, a chef who becomes obsessed with possessing Elaine's fashionable shoes. Guest stars: Anita Barone, Bob Balaban, Denise Richards, Gina Hecht, Michael Ornstein | ||
| 15 | The Visa | 1993-01-27 |
| Jerry takes pity on a poor foreigner whose important immigration papers were mistakenly left in his unopened mailbox. But the luckless man swears vengeance when he is hustled away for deportation back to his native country. Down the hall, a resourceful Kramer returns from his fantasy baseball camp after having punched out his idol, Mickey Mantle. Guest stars: Brian George, Gerry Bednob, John Hamelin, Maggie Han, Ping Wu | ||
| 14 | The Movie | 1993-01-06 |
| A comedy of errors kicks in when Jerry is frustrated in his attempts to squeeze in two comedy appearances on opposite sides of town while shadowed by a pesky fellow comedian. Later, Jerry's bad timing continues when he has to rendezvous for a movie with George, Elaine and Kramer -- who are all in different orbits looking for seats as well as each other. Guest stars: Allan Kolman, Barry Diamond, Cathy Lind Hayes, Christie Mellor, Eric Poppick, Jeff Norman, Molly Cleator, Montrose Hagins, Paul Eisenhauer, Perry Anzilotti, Tom La Grua | ||
| 13 | The Pick | 1992-12-16 |
| Elaine is mortified when she accidentally reveals a bit too much décolletage on her Christmas card, which she has sent out to everyone she knows. Meanwhile, Jerry tries to convince his skeptical new girlfriend, a model, that he practices good hygiene. Elsewhere, Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear advertisement. Guest stars: Blaire Baron, Francois Giroday, Gina Hecht, Heidi Swedberg, Jennifer Lynn Campbell, Nicholas Hormann, Steve Schubert, Tony Carlin, Wayne Knight | ||
| 12 | The Airport | 1992-11-25 |
| On a flight home, Jerry parties in first class with a beautiful woman while Elaine suffers in a cramped coach seat next to a dead fat man. On the ground, George and Kramer scramble between airports trying to meet their friends -- until Kramer is chased onto a runway by police. Guest stars: Allan Wasserman, Annie Korzen, Deck McKenzie, Jack Graiman, Jennifer Lynn Campbell, JM J. Bullock, Karen Denise Williams, Larry David, Lenny Rose, Maggie Egan, Mark Christopher Lawrence, Scott Burkholder, William Evan Masters | ||
| 11 | The Contest | 1992-11-18 |
| Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to pool their money in a contest of self-denial. Meanwhile, an excited Elaine looks forward to her date with hunky John Kennedy, Jr., and a guilt-ridden George gets an eyeful when he visits his whining mother in the hospital. Guest stars: Andrea Parker, Estelle Harris, Ilana Levine, Jane Leeves, Rachel Sweet | ||
| 10 | The Virgin | 1992-11-11 |
| A procrastinating Jerry and George strain to think of an idea for a TV series just hours before meeting with impatient network honchos. But Jerry can't forget about his date with a beautiful young woman who confesses to him that she's still a virgin -- putting even more pressure on him. Guest stars: Anne Twomey, Dayna Winston, Derya Ruggles, Heidi Swedberg, Jane Leeves, Julie Blum, Kevin Page, Leah Lail, Peter Blood, Ping Wu | ||
| 9 | The Opera | 1992-11-04 |
| A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera -- unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola," the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing revenge for some imagined slight. Guest stars: Bill Saluga, Glen Chin, Hariet S. Miller, Heidi Swedberg, Jason Wingreen, Peter Crombie, Ross Evans, Tom Celli | ||
| 8 | The Cheever Letters | 1992-10-28 |
| As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire. Guest stars: David Blackwood, Grace Zabriskie, Heidi Swedberg, Larry David, Lisa Malkiewicz, Miguel Perez, Patricia Lee Willson, Timothy Omundson, Vanessa Marquez, Warren Frost | ||
| 7 | The Bubble Boy | 1992-10-07 |
| Jerry agrees to make a side trip to visit a sickly fan -- who must live in a protective plastic tent -- while he and George drive up to a mountain cabin with their dates. But complications set in when Jerry gets lost while driving with Elaine, and a cigar-puffing Kramer makes an unwanted visit from out of the blue. Guest stars: Brian Doyle-Murray, Carol Mansell, George Gerdes, Heidi Swedberg, Jessica Lundy, Jon Hayman, Larry David, O-Lan Jones, Tony Pappenfuss | ||
| 6 | The Watch | 1992-09-30 |
| When Jerry's mom and dad come for a visit, Jerry desperately tries to buy back the watch the bought for him, which was recovered by his Uncle Leo after Jerry had thrown it in the trash. Across town, a sweaty-palmed George tracks down a TV executive to negotiate his series deal -- at a lower figure. Guest stars: Barney Martin, Bob Balaban, Christopher Carroll, Heidi Swedberg, Jessica Lundy, Larry David, Len Lesser, Lewis Dauber, Liz Sheridan, Mimi Craven, Peter Crombie, Stephen McHattie | ||
| 5 | The Wallet | 1992-09-23 |
| Jerry must be at his most creative when he has to explain to his visiting parents why he isn't wearing the watch they once gave him -- a timepiece that Jerry discarded in a trashcan. And pal George stupidly throws away the pair's fledgling series commitment from a TV network. Guest stars: Barney Martin, Brian Leckner, David Sage, Denise Y. Dowse, Heidi Swedberg, Larry David, Len Lesser, Liz Sheridan, Stephen McHattie, Susan Ilene Johnson | ||
| 4 | The Ticket | 1992-09-16 |
| Kramer suffers side effects from his head injury. NBC gives Jerry and George another meeting and on the way, Jerry throws out a watch his parents gave him. He then meets his Uncle Leo, who picks the watch out of the garbage. Kramer agrees to be an alibi for Newman's trial on a speeding ticket. George and Jerry meet with NBC executives and they give the go ahead for a pilot. Later they hide in the coffee shop, afraid of an attack from "Crazy" Joe. Elaine's shrink realizes that he didn't leave an extra prescription for Joe Davola, for the time while he's on vacation. Guest stars: Al Fann, Bob Balaban, David Graf, Heidi Swedberg, Julie Blum, Kevin Page, Larry David, Len Lesser, Peter Blood, Stephen McHattie, Steve Eastin, Wayne Knight | ||
| 3 | The Pitch | 1992-09-16 |
| NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with "nothing." Kramer trades a radar detector for a helmet, later Newman gets a speeding ticket. While waiting to meet the NBC executives, George and Jerry meet Joe Davola, a writer and "a total nut" who goes to the same shrink as Elaine. Jerry searching for conversation, mentions Kramer's party, whereto Joe wasn't invited. While discussing the disaster of the meeting with NBC, George focuses on starting a relationship with the female NBC executive. Kramer shows his approval by throwing up on her. The helmet saves Kramer from an attack by "Crazy" Joe Davola. While all this is going on Elaine is in Europe with her shrink. Guest stars: Bob Balaban, Heidi Swedberg, Julie Blum, Kevin Page, Larry David, Peter Blood, Peter Crombie, Ron Ross, Stephen McHattie, Steve Skrovan, Wayne Knight | ||
| 2 | The Trip (2) | 1992-08-19 |
| While searching for Kramer in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up for questioning by the police, who suspect Kramer is a notorious serial killer known as the smog stranger. Guest stars: Clint Howard, Deck McKenzie, Elmarie Wendel, Keith Morrison, Kerry Leigh Michaels, Marty Rackham, Peggy Lane O'Rourke, Peter Murnik, Peter Parros, Steve Dougherty, Steve Greenstein, Vaughn Armstrong | ||
| 1 | The Trip (1) | 1992-08-12 |
| When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer -- who vanished in a huff months earlier only to pop up inexplicably on TV in an episode of "Murphy Brown." George and Jerry are unaware that their wayward friend is in trouble as a victim of mistaken identity. Meanwhile, George bothers every celebrity he encounters. Guest stars: Christopher Michael Moore, Corbin Bernsen, Debi A. Monahan, Dyana Ortelli, Elmarie Wendel, Fred Savage, George Wendt, Keith Morrison, Manfred Melcher, Michael Gerard, Peter Murnik, Ricky Dean Logan, Vaughn Armstrong | ||
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| 23 | The Keys | 1992-05-06 |
| When Kramer invites himself over once too often, Jerry demands he return the spare set of keys Jerry loaned to him, which virtually ends their open-door friendship. Distraught and overwrought, Kramer heads west to California and meets new and interesting people. Guest stars: Candice Bergen, Carissa Channing, Eric Allan Kramer, Heather James, Maud Winchester, Nina Tremblay, Rickie Dean Logan, Ricky Dean Logan, Sharon Barr, Wayne Knight | ||
| 22 | The Parking Space | 1992-04-22 |
| As Jerry settles in to watch a boxing match on TV, George and Elaine return with his borrowed car and concoct a wild story to explain why it's developed a clanking noise. In addition, the reckless George heatedly debates geometric angles with a fellow parallel parker who challenges his right to the same precious space. Guest stars: Jay Brooks, John Christian Graas, Larry David, Lee Arenberg, Maryedith Burrell, Michael A. Costanza, Mik Scriba, Peggy Lane O'Rourke, Shannon Cochran, Stan Sellers, Steven Marcus Gibbs, Wayne Knight, Zachary Charles | ||
| 21 | The Letter | 1992-03-25 |
| Jerry's new girlfriend gives his friends Elaine, George and Kramer prime VIP seats to a Yankees baseball game. But when the trio is tossed out for a minor altercation, Jerry backs up his friends and calls it quits with the woman -- until she woos him back with a piece of plagiarized prose. Guest stars: Catherine Keener, Elliott Reid, Justine Johnston, Larry David, Richard Venture, Shashawnee Hall | ||
| 20 | The Good Samaritan | 1992-03-04 |
| Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run and tracks down the driver, but his good intentions get sidetracked when he discovers she's a beautiful woman -- and willing to go out with him. Meanwhile, George flees town when he has an affair with the wife of a belligerent husband whose revenge knows no bounds. Guest stars: Ann Talman, Helen Slater, Joseph Malone, Melinda McGraw | ||
| 19 | The Limo | 1992-02-26 |
| When George's car breaks down at the airport, Jerry coolly convinces a waiting limo driver that they are his intended passengers. Their clever ruse turns ominous, however, when they learn the real client is a neo-Nazi -- and they're en route to a rally where violent protesters are eager to get their hands on their quarry. Guest stars: Aaron Kanarek, Adam Leslie, Harley Venton, I.M. Hobson, Jeremy Roberts, Jodi Baskerville, Norman Brenner, Peter Krause, Ray Glanzmann, Suzanne Snyder | ||
| 18 | The Boyfriend (2) | 1992-02-12 |
| While performing his comedy act, Jerry meets Keith Hernandez (as himself), the former New York Mets all-star and one of Jerry's favorite baseball players. But Jerry finds himself competing for his new pal's time with Elaine, who has caught Keith's eye. And shameless George will do anything to extend his unemployment benefits, including dating a bureaucrat's plain-looking daughter. Guest stars: Carol Ann Susi, Keith Hernandez, Larry David, Lisa Mende, Melanie Good, Rae Allen, Richard Assad, Roger McDowell, Stephen Prutting, Wayne Knight | ||
| 17 | The Boyfriend (1) | 1992-02-12 |
| While performing his comedy act, Jerry meets Keith Hernandez (as himself), the former New York Mets all-star and one of Jerry's favorite baseball players. But Jerry finds himself competing for his new pal's time with Elaine, who has caught Keith's eye. And shameless George will do anything to extend his unemployment benefits, including dating a bureaucrat's plain-looking daughter. Guest stars: Keith Hernandez, Larry David, Rae Allen, Richard Assad, Wayne Knight | ||
| 16 | The Fix-Up | 1992-02-05 |
| Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's. Guest stars: Maggie Wheeler | ||
| 15 | The Suicide | 1992-01-29 |
| Jerry frets that his creepy neighbor will awake from his coma and find out that he's been dating the sick man's passionate girlfriend. Meanwhile, Elaine is out of her mind with hunger after fasting to prepare for an ulcer test, and George delays a Caribbean vacation to consult a psychic about his fear of a plane crash. Guest stars: Aimee Aro, C.E. Grimes, Gina Gallego, Howard Schecter, Howard Shecter, Mimi Lieber, Pegg Lane O'Rourke, Peggy Lane O'Rourke, Wayne Knight | ||
| 14 | The Pez Dispenser | 1992-01-15 |
| Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend. Guest stars: Allen Bloomfield, Bill Applebaum, Elizabeth Morehead, Fred Sanders, Kate Benton, Larry David, Steve Kehela | ||
| 13 | The Subway | 1992-01-08 |
| Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends. Guest stars: Barbara Stock, Barry Vigon, Chet Nelson, Christopher Collins, Daryl Roach, Ernie Sabella, Joe Restivo, Mark Boone Jr., Rhoda Gemignani | ||
| 12 | The Red Dot | 1991-12-11 |
| Jerry accidentally causes Elaine's breakup with her boyfriend, a recovering alcoholic, when he resumes drinking. George shows his gratitude to Elaine for finding him a job by buying her a discounted cashmere sweater, hoping she won't notice the slight blemish in the fabric. Guest stars: Bridget Sienna, David Naughton, Larry David, Rachel Davies, Richard Fancy | ||
| 11 | The Alternate Side | 1991-12-04 |
| No sooner does Elaine tell Jerry the virtues of dating an older man than she decides to break up with her 66-year-old beau -- a split made more complicated when he has a heart attack in front on Jerry's apartment. To make matters worse, George flunks his new job of parking cars -- which blocks traffic and an approaching ambulance. Guest stars: Edward Penn, Janet Zarish, Jay Brooks, Jeff Barton, Larry David | ||
| 10 | The Stranded | 1991-11-27 |
| Jerry & Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations. Afterward, George abandons them there, when he leaves with a co-worker he has a chance with. Jerry & Elaine keeping the hosts up real late, while waiting for Kramer to come and pick them up. The host later takes Jerry up on his offer to drop by when he is in the city, just as Jerry is leaving. He stays in Jerry's apartment for the evening and parties with Kramer and a lady of the evening. Later George pays the price for his romance in the workplace (he must quit) and he tries to shoplift at the drug store where he says they still owe him ten dollars. Guest stars: Bobbi Jo Lathan, Dwayne Kennedy, Ellen Ratner, Frank Piazza, Gwen Shepherd, John Putch, Larry David, Marcia Firesten, Melissa Weil, Michael Chiklis, Michael Milhoan, Teri Austin | ||
| 9 | The Nose Job | 1991-11-20 |
| Jerry is tom between his libido and his brain when he debates whether to continue dating a sexy, gorgeous -- but self-centered and witless -- actress. Meanwhile, George can't help staring at the unusually large nose of an otherwise attractive woman he's been seeing. Guest stars: David Blackwood, Joseph V. Perry, Roy Brocksmith, Susan Diol, Tawny Kitaen | ||
| 8 | The Tape | 1991-11-13 |
| Jerry frantically tries to identify the mystery woman who anonymously whispered naughty suggestions into the tape recorder he used to record his stand-up comedy act. But when Elaine confides to George that the voice was hers, George sees her in a more sensual light! Hoping to impress her, he procures an ancient Chinese potion guaranteed to grow hair. Guest stars: John Apicella, Larry David, Norman Brenner, Ping Wu | ||
| 7 | The Cafe | 1991-11-06 |
| Noticing that few people stop to eat at a certain small neighborhood cafe, Jerry feels sorry for the owner and stops in to suggest ways of increasing business - which causes the restaurant to do even worse. Meanwhile, George agrees to take an I.Q. test as part of his girlfriend's research project and then fears she'll find out he's not as smart as he's been saying he is. Guest stars: Brian George, Dawn Arnemann | ||
| 6 | The Parking Garage | 1991-10-30 |
| Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. Guest stars: Adam Wylie, Carlyle King, Cynthia Ettinger, David Dunard, Gregory Daniel, Joe Farago, Larry David, Ron Evans, Tucker Smallwood | ||
| 5 | The Library | 1991-10-16 |
| The library contacts Jerry about an overdue book dating back to 1971. According to Kramer, with a fine of 5 cents a day for 20 years, the cost could come to $50,000. In a flashback to when Jerry and George were teens in high school, Jerry attempts to recall exactly when he returned the book in question. Guest stars: Ashley Gardner, Biff Yeager, Cynthia Szigeti, Harris Shore, Marie Barrientos, Neal Lerner, Philip Baker Hall | ||
| 4 | The Dog | 1991-10-09 |
| Jerry is stuck at home when he gets roped into dog-sitting a rambunctious hound. Without Jerry around, George and Elaine find they have little in common. Meanwhile, Kramer insists it's the absolute end for him and his girlfriend and that he's going to end the relationship. Guest stars: Joseph Maher, Kelly Wellman, Larry David, Marvin Wright-Bey, Tom Williams | ||
| 3 | The Pen | 1991-10-02 |
| Jerry and Elaine visit Jerry's parents in Florida, where Jerry's father is being honored by his condominium association. At dinner, Jerry admires a special astronaut's pen owned by one of the association members. When Jerry accepts it as a gift, he starts a mountain of tension with his folks, who feel Jerry should have refused. Guest stars: Ann Morgan Guilbert, Annie Korzen, Barney Martin, Larry David, Len Lesser, Liz Sheridan, Magda Harout, Roger Nolan, Sandy Baron, Tucker Smallwood | ||
| 2 | The Truth | 1991-09-25 |
| After a tortuous evening with a new girlfriend, George tells her they should stop seeing each other. He then makes the mistake of accommodating her when she insists on hearing the reason. Meanwhile, Elaine bites her lip as Kramer's wild romance with her roommate heats up. Guest stars: Siobhan Fallon, Valerie Mahaffey | ||
| 1 | The Note | 1991-09-18 |
| To get a top-of-the-line massage free, Jerry asks his dentist friend to sign a note saying Jerry, George and Elaine need treatment from a certified physical therapist for medical reasons. When the doctor is later suspected of insurance fraud, Jerry must figure a way to save his friend's reputation and career. Guest stars: Dale Raoul, Flo Di Re, Jeff Lester, Joshua Liebling, Larry David, Liz Georges, Paul Rogers, Ralph Bruneau, Terri Hanauer | ||
| Season 2 (show/hide) | ||
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| 12 | The Busboy | 1991-06-26 |
| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. Guest stars: David Labiosa, Doug Ballard, John Del Regno, Larry David | ||
| 11 | The Chinese Restaurant | 1991-05-23 |
| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. Guest stars: David Tress, James Hong, Judy Kain, Kate Benton, Kendall McCarthy, Larry David, Michael Mitz | ||
| 10 | The Baby Shower | 1991-05-16 |
| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. Guest stars: Audrey Frantz, Christine Dunford, Don Perry, George C. Simms, James Lashly, Kate Mulligan, Margaret Reed, Marla Fries, Vic Polizos | ||
| 9 | The Deal | 1991-05-02 |
| Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. Guest stars: Larry David, Norman Brenner, Siobhan Fallon | ||
| 8 | The Heart Attack | 1991-04-25 |
| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. Guest stars: Heather James, Jimmy Woodward, John Fleck, John Posey, Larry David, Pat Hazell, Sharon McKnight, Stephen Tobolowsky | ||
| 7 | The Revenge | 1991-04-18 |
| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. Guest stars: Deck McKenzie, Fred Applegate, John Capodice, John Hillner, Larry David, Marcus Smythe, Patrika Darbo, Teri Austin | ||
| 6 | The Statue | 1991-04-11 |
| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. Guest stars: Michael D. Conway, Nurit Koppel | ||
| 5 | The Apartment | 1991-04-04 |
| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. Guest stars: David Blackwood, Glenn Shadix, Jeanine Jackson, Leslie Neale, Melody Ryane, Patricia Ayame Thomson, Theresa Randle, Tony Plana | ||
| 4 | The Phone Message | 1991-02-13 |
| After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. Guest stars: Gretchen German, Larry David, Tory Polone | ||
| 3 | The Jacket | 1991-02-06 |
| While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. Guest stars: Frantz Turner, Harry Hart-Browne, Larry David, Lawrence Tierney, Susanne Spoke | ||
| 2 | The Pony Remark | 1991-01-30 |
| Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. Guest stars: Barney Martin, David Fresco, Earl Boen, Larry David, Len Lesser, Liz Sheridan, Rozsika Halmos, Scott N. Stevens | ||
| 1 | The Ex-Girlfriend | 1991-01-23 |
| Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman. Guest stars: Karen Barcus, Larry David, Tracy Kolis | ||
| Season 1 (show/hide) | ||
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| 5 | The Stock Tip | 1990-06-21 |
| Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. Guest stars: Benjamin Lum, Jill C. Klein, Lynn Clark, Ted Davis | ||
| 4 | Male Unbonding | 1990-06-14 |
| Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman. Guest stars: Anita Wise, Frank Piazza, Kevin Dunn, Kimberley LaMarque, Kimberly LaMarque, Larry David | ||
| 3 | The Robbery | 1990-06-07 |
| When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one. Guest stars: Anita Wise, Bradford English, David Blackwood, George Simms, James F. Dean, Kimberley Kates, Kimberly Kates | ||
| 2 | The Stake Out | 1990-05-31 |
| Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's. Guest stars: Ellen Gerstein, Janet Rotblatt, Joe George, Liz Sheridan, Lynn Clark, Maud Winchester, Philip Bruns, Ron Steelman, William Fair | ||
| 1 | The Seinfeld Chronicles | 1989-07-05 |
| Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married. Guest stars: Pamela Brull | ||
| Season 0 (show/hide) | ||
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| 128 | Seinfeld Interview - Enough Rope with Andrew Denton | |
| Jerry Seinfeld sits down with Australian presenter Andrew Denton to talk about life, comedy, and TV stardom. | ||
| 123 | The Breakthrough Season (Documentary) | 2005-05-17 |
| An in-depth, behind-the-scenes look at the Emmy-winning season in which Seinfeld leapt from cult favorite to ratings sensation and officially became "A Show about Nothing." | ||
| 122 | How It Began (Documentary) | |
| Making-of Documentary on how Seinfeld came to be. | ||
| 121 | The Seinfeld Story | 2004-11-25 |
| While doing his stand up act, Jerry takes questions from the crowd. One of the questions is "where did the series come from?" An often asked question, Jerry responds by showing a videotape he's prepared. The video includes his first appearance on "The Tonight Show" (6 May 1981), interviews with his managers, his co-creator Larry David, executives from NBC and Castle Rock, his fellow cast mates, and other people involved with the production during the early years (the pilot through season. All of this is interspersed with numerous clips from the show. At the end when asked if they are going to do a reunion show, Jerry answers "Ah yes, you've just saw it, I hope you enjoyed it." This is followed by several bloopers. Guest stars: George Shapiro, Howard West, Kenny Kramer, Marc Hirschfield, Rick Ludwin, Rob Reiner, Warren Littlefield | ||
| 110 | 25 Things You Didn't Know About Seinfeld | 2010-02-14 |
| Think you know everything there is to know about 'Seinfeld'? Ok, maybe you do, but for the rest of us, TV Guide Channel put together a special called '25 Things You Didn't Know About ... Seinfeld.' Guest stars: Larry David | ||
| 17 | Reunion Special | |
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| 10 | Where's Larry - Seinfeld's Secret Guest Star (Featurette) | |
| Larry David's on screen guest appearences on Seinfeld. This clip comes with the extra features of the Seinfeld Season 7 DVD. | ||
| 9 | Larry David's Farewell (Featurette) | 2006-11-14 |
| Larry David speaks about the show. Reflections On Larry David's Final Season | ||
| 8 | Queen of the Castle - The Elaine Benes Story (Featurette) | 2006-11-14 |
| When Seinfeld Needed A Girl, Julia Louis-Dreyfus Fit The Bill, Bringing Luster & Laughter To The Show | ||
| 7 | Running With the Egg - Making A Seinfeld (Documentary) | |
| Follow the creative process as the cast and crew discuss the making of an episode from idea to air. | ||
| 6 | Jason + Larry = George (Featurette) | 2005-11-22 |
| Jerry Seinfeld stars in this television comedy series as himself, a comedian. The premise of this sitcom is Jerry and his friends going through everyday life, discussing various quirky situations that we can all relate to (especially if we live in New York). The eccentric personalities of the offbeat characters who make up Jerry's social circle contribute to the fun. | ||
| 1 | Good News Bad News (Alternative pilot) | 1990-06-28 |
| In the episode that started it all, we see Jerry and George seated at "Pete's Luncheonette," debating the placement of a shirt button. The waitress, Claire, pours each of them a cup of coffee. George frets about whether Claire is giving him regular or decaf, saying he does not want caffeine in his coffee. Claire later, to annoy him, implies that she gave him regular. Jerry then tells George about a woman he met in Michigan, named Laura, who is coming to New York. Jerry wonders if she has romantic intentions. The two continue to talk about her after they leave the luncheonette and go to the laundry. The next evening, Jerry tells his neighbor, Kramer (or "Kessler", as he's known as at the time) that he thinks he misunderstood the situation with Laura. Jerry then receives a telephone call from Laura, who asks if she can stay overnight at his apartment. Jerry invites her, but is still unsure whether or not her visit is intended to be romantic. George and Jerry continue to debate the issue, with Jerry determined to find the true nature of her visit. At the airport, George and Jerry continue to try to identify the possible signals Laura might give upon her arrival, with George explaining the meaning of various greetings. However, when Laura arrives, her greeting is ambiguous. Jerry and Laura arrive at the apartment. Laura then removes some excess clothing to get comfortable, asks for wine, turns down the light and asks if she can stay over a second night. As Jerry begins to grow confident, the phone rings for Laura. When Laura gets off the phone she tells Jerry: "Never get engaged." Jerry then realizes that he has no chance with Laura, but has already committed himself—and his one-bedroom apartment—to an entire weekend with her. Guest stars: Pamela Brull | ||
(Source: thetvdb.com)
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