| Season 2 (show/hide) |
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| 10 |
Braingeas Final Cranny | 2009-04-16 |
| When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion. |
| 9 |
Damnesia You | 2009-04-09 |
| Xavier gets amnesia again and must re-recover his memories, only to discover to that this time, his memories may not be his own. |
| 8 |
Kharmarabionic Lotion | 2009-04-02 |
| A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he? |
| 7 |
Going Normal | 2009-03-26 |
| Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits. |
| 6 |
Damnesia Vu | 2009-03-19 |
| When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. |
| 5 |
Free Range Manibalism | 2009-03-12 |
| Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats. |
| 4 |
Haunted Tonk | 2009-03-05 |
| Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. |
| 3 |
El Tornadador | 2009-02-26 |
| When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face. |
| 2 |
Xavier's Maneuver | 2009-02-19 |
| Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection. |
| 1 |
Vibracaust | 2009-02-12 |
| Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own. |
| Season 1 (show/hide) |
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| 10 |
Shakashuri Blowdown | 2008-01-13 |
| The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match. |
| 9 |
Signs From Godrilla | 2008-01-06 |
| Xavier must choose between the heart and the mind. |
| 8 |
Escape From Squatopian Freedom | 2007-12-23 |
| When Xavier's significant crystal is stolen, he is forced to venture forth into a freedom-mad place named Squatopia where he meets a man who plans to escape from Squatopian freedom with Xavier. |
| 7 |
Bloodcorn | 2007-12-16 |
| When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain. |
| 6 |
World of Hurt, BC | 2007-12-09 |
| Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin. |
| 5 |
Pet Siouxicide | 2007-12-02 |
| Xavier surrenders his own freedom for a spoiled child. |
| 4 |
The 6th Teat of Good Intentions | 2007-11-25 |
| Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7 babies and Xavier tries to find the criminal, when it is really himself. |
| 3 |
Weapons Grade Life | 2007-11-18 |
| A young boy pretends to be God and performs surgeries on people to impress his dad. |
| 2 |
Chief Beef Loco | 2007-11-11 |
| When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be him in a costume. The Loco's decide to let Xavier lead them for a while and things get a bit out of hand. |
| 1 |
What Life D-D-Doth | 2007-11-04 |
| When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an evil computer. |