Family Guy
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First Aired: 1995-01-01Length: 22 MinStatus: Continuing
A sick, twisted, and politically incorrect animated series following the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family living in Quahog. Drunk goof Peter and long-suffering Lois are parents to three kids: sadistic Stewie, unpopular Meg, and not-so bright Chris, as well as talking dog Brian - who is much more than a pet. The Griffins navigate life's oddities and their selfish desires alongside the townspeople of Quahog. (Source: thetvdb.com)
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| Season 18 (show/hide) | ||
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| 15 | Baby Stewie | 2020-03-15 |
| Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been - an actual baby. | ||
| 14 | The Movement | 2020-03-08 |
| When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. | ||
| 13 | Rich Old Stewie | 2020-03-01 |
| Stewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. | ||
| 12 | Undergrounded | 2020-02-23 |
| Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. | ||
| 11 | Short Cuts | 2020-02-16 |
| When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog, reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates by trying to out-embarrass her. Guest stars: Christopher Meloni | ||
| 10 | Connie's Celica | 2020-01-05 |
| Lois gets a job teaching music at Chris and Meg's school after learning the students were being taught by a bird. Connie D'Amico decides to bully Lois who in turn threatens Connie publicly. When Connie is apparently murdered, Lois Griffin gets thrown into prison. | ||
| 9 | Christmas Is Coming | 2019-12-15 |
| When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process it | ||
| 8 | Shanksgiving | 2019-11-24 |
| When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested. Meanwhile, a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed. | ||
| 7 | Heart Burn | 2019-11-17 |
| To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories. | ||
| 6 | Peter & Lois' Wedding | 2019-11-10 |
| The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s. | ||
| 5 | Cat Fight | 2019-11-03 |
| When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Chris get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way | ||
| 4 | Disney's The Reboot | 2019-10-20 |
| The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns. | ||
| 3 | Absolutely Babulous | 2019-10-13 |
| When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused. | ||
| 2 | Bri-Da | 2019-10-06 |
| Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family development. | ||
| 1 | Yacht Rocky | 2019-09-29 |
| When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected. | ||
| Season 17 (show/hide) | ||
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| 20 | Adam West High | 2019-05-12 |
| When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat. | ||
| 19 | Girl, Internetted | 2019-05-05 |
| When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired. | ||
| 18 | Throw It Away | 2019-04-28 |
| After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. While all starts out well, Lois soon takes the decluttering to a surprising extreme. | ||
| 17 | Island Adventure | 2019-03-31 |
| In search of Stewie's big wheel tricycle, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea; Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game. | ||
| 16 | You Can't Handle the Booth | 2019-03-24 |
| The Griffin family offers their own special commentary for an episode of "Family Guy" and provides little-known facts about Peter and Lois' drama. | ||
| 15 | No Giggity, No Doubt | 2019-03-10 |
| When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg on an ill-fated father-daughter camping trip. | ||
| 14 | Family Guy Lite | 2019-03-03 |
| After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush. | ||
| 13 | Trans-Fat | 2019-02-17 |
| Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson. | ||
| 12 | Bri, Robot | 2019-02-10 |
| Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography. | ||
| 11 | Trump Guy | 2019-01-13 |
| The Griffins move to Washington D.C. where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary. | ||
| 10 | Hefty Shades of Gray | 2019-01-06 |
| After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime analyst on Quahog's Channel 5 News. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game. | ||
| 9 | Pawtucket Pete | 2018-12-09 |
| The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head. Guest stars: Bryan Cranston, Niecy Nash | ||
| 8 | Con Heiress | 2018-12-02 |
| Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection. | ||
| 7 | The Griffin Winter Games | 2018-11-18 |
| To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics. | ||
| 6 | Stand by Meg | 2018-11-11 |
| After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school. | ||
| 5 | Regarding Carter | 2018-11-04 |
| Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care. | ||
| 4 | Big Trouble in Little Quahog | 2018-10-21 |
| After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size. | ||
| 3 | Pal Stewie | 2018-10-14 |
| To Stewie's surprise, he quickly befriends a boy his age, but is devastated when he realizes he isn't invited to his birthday party. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attend a self-empowerment seminar. | ||
| 2 | Dead Dog Walking | 2018-10-07 |
| Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned, especially after her miraculous recovery from cancer. At the suggestion of Peter, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision. Guest stars: Casey Wilson | ||
| 1 | Married… with Cancer | 2018-09-30 |
| Brian meets and quickly falls in love with a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer. After she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her. | ||
| Season 16 (show/hide) | ||
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| 20 | Are You There God? It's Me, Peter | 2018-05-20 |
| After Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions. | ||
| 19 | The Unkindest Cut | 2018-05-13 |
| Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam. | ||
| 18 | HTTPete | 2018-05-06 |
| To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive. | ||
| 17 | Switch the Flip | 2018-04-29 |
| To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when the machine goes haywire. | ||
| 16 | "Family Guy" Through the Years | 2018-04-22 |
| "Family Guy" is reimagined as a series that's been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled on the show in the 1950s, '60s and '70s. | ||
| 15 | The Woof of Wall Street | 2018-04-08 |
| Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. | ||
| 14 | Veteran Guy | 2018-04-01 |
| After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. Guest stars: Eric Dane | ||
| 13 | V Is for Mystery | 2018-03-25 |
| In a special Dickensian-themed episode, Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London. Guest stars: Tom Ellis, Tom Hollander | ||
| 12 | Send in Stewie, Please | 2018-03-18 |
| Stewie gets sent to the office of his school's child psychologist, Dr. Cecil Pritchfield, after pushing one of his classmates. During the session, Stewie experiences a series of personal and emotional revelations. Guest stars: Ian McKellen | ||
| 11 | Dog Bites Bear | 2018-01-14 |
| Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry. | ||
| 10 | Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) | 2018-01-07 |
| At the vet's office, Brian meets a female show dog named Ellie. Smitten with her, he enters a show dog competition, in which the winner gets to breed with her. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist. | ||
| 9 | Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas | 2017-12-10 |
| In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol." | ||
| 8 | Crimes and Meg's Demeanor | 2017-12-03 |
| Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. | ||
| 7 | Petey IV | 2017-11-19 |
| On Thanksgiving weekend, Peter discovers an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films and writes to Vladimir Putin, who comes to Quahog. Meanwhile, a strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts to strike up a romance with a co-worker. | ||
| 6 | The D in Apartment 23 | 2017-11-12 |
| When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house. | ||
| 5 | Three Directors | 2017-11-05 |
| The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay. Guest stars: Carrie Fisher | ||
| 4 | Follow the Money | 2017-10-22 |
| After Chris gets a special one-dollar bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog. | ||
| 3 | Nanny Goats | 2017-10-15 |
| The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, courtesy of Lois' parents, which gives Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect. Guest stars: Mae Whitman, Sanaa Lathan | ||
| 2 | Foxx In The Men House | 2017-10-08 |
| Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland. | ||
| 1 | Emmy-Winning Episode | 2017-10-01 |
| Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for FAMILY GUY by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows - and no category is off limits. | ||
| Season 15 (show/hide) | ||
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| 20 | A House Full of Peters | 2017-05-21 |
| Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when many of his children show up unannounced to his house. | ||
| 19 | Dearly Deported | 2017-05-21 |
| When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. After learning that Isabella can't come back to the U.S., the Griffins go to Mexico to return her children. | ||
| 18 | The Peter Principal | 2017-04-30 |
| Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie open a bed & breakfast that quickly turns into a brothel. | ||
| 17 | Peter's Lost Youth | 2017-03-26 |
| Peter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home when Meg is left to babysit. | ||
| 16 | Saturated Fat Guy | 2017-03-19 |
| In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods. Meanwhile, Meg joins a roller derby team, despite Chris thinking it’s too dangerous. | ||
| 15 | Cop and a Half-Wit | 2017-03-12 |
| Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion. | ||
| 14 | The Dating Game | 2017-03-05 |
| Quagmire discovers the "dating" app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that he has scoliosis and learns the perks of his latest diagnosis. | ||
| 13 | The Finer Strings | 2017-02-19 |
| The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn’t make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter’s seeing eye dog and enjoys the life of luxury a little too much. | ||
| 12 | Peter's Def Jam | 2017-02-12 |
| The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Meanwhile, back at the Griffin home, Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's bedroom and the two have roommate difficulties. | ||
| 11 | Gronkowsbees | 2017-01-15 |
| Rob Gronkowski, of the New England Patriots, moves into the house behind the Griffins, and the guys enjoy partying with him until his antics become overwhelming. Meanwhile, Stewie begins beekeeping and gives his bees steroids to produce more honey, but instead they become aggressive. Guest stars: Rob Gronkowski | ||
| 10 | Passenger Fatty-Seven | 2017-01-08 |
| Quagmire scores free friends-and-family plane tickets for a guys' trip to San Francisco. However, after seeing the auto-pilot function, the boys doubt Quagmire's flying skills. Then, unforeseen events in the air put Quagmire's abilities to the test. Guest stars: Stephen Curry | ||
| 9 | How the Griffin Stole Christmas | 2016-12-11 |
| Peter is asked to fill in for the mall Santa and gets drunk on the power. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian crash holiday office parties for the free food, drama and women. | ||
| 8 | Carter and Tricia | 2016-12-04 |
| Carter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan and runs and tells investigative journalist Tricia Takanawa about Carter's plan to use toxic chemicals in the beer cans. Meanwhile, Brian's drivers' license has expired and he enlists Stewie as an instructor. | ||
| 7 | High School English | 2016-11-20 |
| In an anthology episode, the cast reenacts three classic pieces of literature commonly taught in high school: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men". | ||
| 6 | Hot Shots | 2016-11-13 |
| In order to "save" Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest of Quahog to follow suit. Stewie runs away to save himself from diseases until Sean Penn swoops in to save the day and brings vaccines to the whole town. Guest stars: Sean Penn | ||
| 5 | Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date | 2016-11-06 |
| Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver. Guest stars: Taylor Swift | ||
| 4 | Inside "Family Guy" | 2016-10-23 |
| Family Guy takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and-outs of what goes into the making of an episode and watch the drama unfold as Peter is replaced and ends up in the office of Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEOs Dana Walden and Gary Newman to pitch his very own new series. | ||
| 3 | American Gigg-olo | 2016-10-16 |
| After the local airline pilots go on strike, Quagmire looks for new work and becomes a gigolo. When his clients begin to avoid paying for his services, he asks Peter for help getting his money. Meanwhile, Brian is kicked off Peter’s health insurance, so he gets a job at a hardware store, until Stewie gets him fired and things get medical. | ||
| 2 | Bookie of the Year | 2016-10-02 |
| Brian and Lois decide it’s time for Chris to work out his anger management issues by taking up a sport. Chris surprises everyone and becomes a star baseball pitcher, which turns Peter into a gambling father, as he bets on his son’s baseball games. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. attempt to open an Italian restaurant. Guest stars: Frank Sinatra Jr. | ||
| 1 | The Boys in the Band | 2016-09-25 |
| Stewie and Brian form a band aimed at children, but face a breakup when they set their eyes on the same girl. Meanwhile, Chris gets a job as Quagmire's personal assistant for his sex life. Guest stars: Amy Schumer | ||
| Season 14 (show/hide) | ||
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| 20 | Road to India | 2016-05-22 |
| Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group. | ||
| 19 | Run, Chris, Run | 2016-05-15 |
| To everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg suspects that the cool kids might plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so Brian and Stewie go to the school to investigate. Meanwhile, Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, the bartender, so Peter and the guys try to replace him. | ||
| 18 | The New Adventures of Old Tom | 2016-05-08 |
| Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl. | ||
| 17 | Take a Letter | 2016-04-17 |
| To pay for Stewie’s private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before their marriage. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own. | ||
| 16 | The Heartbreak Dog | 2016-03-13 |
| Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories. | ||
| 15 | A Lot Going on Upstairs | 2016-03-06 |
| When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter can’t stand it, so he goes to sleep in the attic. Peter turns the attic into a man cave and all of the guys begin hanging out there, which makes Lois incredibly angry. Meanwhile, Brian helps Stewie overcome his fears by building a device to go into his nightmares and defeat his demons. | ||
| 14 | Underage Peter | 2016-02-21 |
| Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all of his booze. | ||
| 13 | An App a Day | 2016-02-14 |
| Peter overloads his phone with apps. He buys a new phone with more memory, gives his old phone to Chris, and hilarity ensues. Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner. | ||
| 12 | Scammed Yankees | 2016-01-17 |
| Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois’ father, Carter. The boys fall for an email scam, and have to go to Africa to get their money back. Meanwhile, Brian pursues Meg’s friend, Patty. | ||
| 11 | The Peanut Butter Kid | 2016-01-10 |
| When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor. | ||
| 10 | Candy, Quahog Marshmallow! | 2016-01-03 |
| Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across a VHS tape called “Winter/Summer” an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in when he was living in Korea. Unable to find the final episode of the series, the guys travel to Korea to find it and Quagmire is reunited with his old lover. Meanwhile, Stewie worries he might become a redhead. | ||
| 9 | A Shot in the Dark | 2015-12-13 |
| When Peter’s couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter spots a man breaking into a house and mistakenly shoots Cleveland's son in self-defense. | ||
| 8 | Brokeback Swanson | 2015-12-06 |
| When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the family’s new dog. | ||
| 7 | Hot Pocket-Dial | 2015-11-22 |
| Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to fix the situation. | ||
| 6 | Peter's Sister | 2015-11-15 |
| Peter’s sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way Meg treats him. While Meg is at first amused, she later feels badly and decides to help Peter train to defeat his sister in a wrestling match. Meanwhile, to avoid overeating on Thanksgiving, Stewie and Brian decide to go on a cleanse, which Stewie takes one step too far. Guest stars: Kate McKinnon | ||
| 5 | Peter, Chris, & Brian | 2015-11-08 |
| Als Peter ein Video von sich findet, glaubt er, im Leben versagt zu haben. In dem Video spricht der junge Peter darüber, dass er hofft, als Erwachsener kein Loser zu sein. In der Hoffnung, dass es seinem Sohn Chris nicht genauso ergehen wird, setzt Peter alles daran, Chris zu einem intelligenten und kultivierten jungen Mann zu machen. Das hat allerdings Konsequenzen – nicht nur für seine Beziehung zu seinem Vater Peter, sondern auch für Brian … | ||
| 4 | Peternormal Activity | 2015-10-25 |
| The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a man they think is keeping them hostage. Wracked with guilt, they each try to pin the murder on someone else. Meanwhile, Stewie is on a mission to destroy Brian's glasses because he's annoyed by how pretentious Brian's been acting when he wears them | ||
| 3 | Guy, Robot | 2015-10-11 |
| Stewie doesn’t like Brian’s stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress. | ||
| 2 | Papa Has a Rollin' Son | 2015-10-04 |
| For Father’s Day, the guys track down Joe’s estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie’s doctor tells him that he’ll only grow to be 5’1”, so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what it’s like to be short. | ||
| 1 | Pilling Them Softly | 2015-09-27 |
| Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter compete, Iron Chef-style, to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show. | ||
| Season 13 (show/hide) | ||
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| 18 | Take My Wife | 2015-05-17 |
| Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself. | ||
| 17 | Fighting Irish | 2015-05-03 |
| Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him. Guest stars: Liam Neeson | ||
| 16 | Roasted Guy | 2015-04-26 |
| Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to “roast” him. Lois, all too familiar with the gossipy nature of women, tells Peter they are probably talking about him behind his back, and Peter soon discovers that Lois may be right. | ||
| 15 | Once Bitten | 2015-04-19 |
| After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg. | ||
| 14 | JOLO | 2015-04-12 |
| Peter becomes a town hero for accidentally finding a missing boy. Meanwhile, Joe decides to live life to the fullest by quitting his job and taking a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland. | ||
| 13 | Dr. C and the Women | 2015-03-15 |
| Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party. | ||
| 12 | Stewie is Enceinte | 2015-03-08 |
| Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video. | ||
| 11 | Encyclopedia Griffin | 2015-02-15 |
| Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures. | ||
| 10 | Quagmire's Mom | 2015-02-08 |
| Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, and they discover that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his younger "bro"-style alter-ego. Then, Peter/Justin throws a party, during which Quagmire unknowingly gets into some trouble with his mother. | ||
| 9 | This Little Piggy | 2015-01-25 |
| Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool. | ||
| 8 | Our Idiot Brian | 2015-01-11 |
| Meg convinces Brian to take the SAT's for her, but when he tests poorly, they start to suspect that Brian might not that smart after all. Peter decides to spend the day showing Brian the joys of being stupid and the benefits of having a low IQ. | ||
| 7 | Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure | 2015-01-04 |
| To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past. | ||
| 6 | The 2000-Year-Old Virgin | 2014-12-07 |
| After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man. | ||
| 5 | Turkey Guys | 2014-11-16 |
| On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house. | ||
| 4 | Brian the Closer | 2014-11-09 |
| Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire. | ||
| 3 | Baking Bad | 2014-10-19 |
| Lois and Peter open a cookie store, but things take a bad turn when he devises an interesting way to scare up customers. | ||
| 2 | The Book of Joe | 2014-10-05 |
| Joe's dream of becoming a published author nears fruition when Peter decides to help him, but a happy ending doesn't appear possible when Peter begins monopolizing the writing duties. Meanwhile, Brian experiences his first runner's high, which turns him into an exercise beast in an attempt to re-create that euphoric feeling. | ||
| 1 | The Simpsons Guy | 2014-09-28 |
| The Griffins travel through Springfield, where they meet The Simpsons - who greet their new "albino" friends with open arms. Homer and Peter debate which is the better beer, Bart shows Stewie some classic pranks, Lisa attempts to find Meg's talent, while Marge and Lois become bosom buddies. | ||
| Season 12 (show/hide) | ||
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| 21 | Chap Stewie | 2014-05-18 |
| Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household. | ||
| 20 | He's Bla-ack! | 2014-05-11 |
| Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument. Guest stars: Mike Henry, Sanaa Lathan | ||
| 19 | Meg Stinks! | 2014-05-04 |
| Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk. | ||
| 18 | Baby Got Black | 2014-04-27 |
| Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam (Keke Palmer), run away together when Jerome (Kevin Michael Richardson) forbids their relationship. Guest stars: Keke Palmer, Kevin Michael Richardson | ||
| 17 | The Most Interesting Man in the World | 2014-04-13 |
| After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person. | ||
| 16 | Herpe, the Love Sore | 2014-04-06 |
| Brian gives Stewie an STD and the guys fight for a booth at the Clam | ||
| 15 | Secondhand Spoke | 2014-03-30 |
| After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school. Guest stars: Affion Crockett, Carrie Fisher, Cary Elwes, Dee Bradley Baker, Marlee Matlin, Peter Dinklage | ||
| 14 | Fresh Heir | 2014-03-23 |
| Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family. | ||
| 13 | 3 Acts of God | 2014-03-16 |
| Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games. | ||
| 12 | Mom's the Word | 2014-03-09 |
| After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death. | ||
| 11 | Brian's a Bad Father | 2014-01-26 |
| When Brian's son, now a TV star, comes to town, Brian is more focused on landing a job on the show's writing staff than being a good dad; an accidental shooting leads to a conflict between Quagmire and Peter. Guest stars: Ashley Benson, Liam Neeson | ||
| 10 | Grimm Job | 2014-01-12 |
| Classic fairytales with a Quahog spin. Guest stars: Ann Wilson, Brad Goreski, Emily Osment, Nancy Wilson | ||
| 9 | Peter Problems | 2014-01-05 |
| Peter asks Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back. Guest stars: Carrie Fisher, Marlee Matlin | ||
| 8 | Christmas Guy | 2013-12-15 |
| Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. | ||
| 7 | Into Harmony's Way | 2013-12-08 |
| Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team. Guest stars: Carrie Fisher, Conan O’Brien, Nick Kroll | ||
| 6 | Life of Brian | 2013-11-24 |
| When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history, Stewie decides to destroy his time machine. | ||
| 5 | Boopa-dee Bappa-dee | 2013-11-17 |
| Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. Guest stars: Michelle Dockery | ||
| 4 | A Fistful of Meg | 2013-11-10 |
| Meg spills her lunch on an unstable new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. Guest stars: Christina Milian, Jeff Daniels | ||
| 3 | Quagmire's Quagmire | 2013-11-03 |
| Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear. Guest stars: Adam Levine, Rachael MacFarlane | ||
| 2 | Vestigial Peter | 2013-10-06 |
| When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated. Guest stars: Carrie Fisher, Patrick Stewart | ||
| 1 | Finders Keepers | 2013-09-29 |
| Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize. Guest stars: Lea Thompson, Yvette Nicole Brown | ||
| Season 11 (show/hide) | ||
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| 22 | No Country Club for Old Men | 2013-05-19 |
| When Chris make the acquaintance of the daughter of the owner of the Barrington Country Club, the Griffins are introduced to the new club lifestyle much to the chagrin of Carter. Carter eventually gets kicked out of Barrington and Peter agrees to help him get back in. Guest stars: Emma Roberts, Hank Azaria, Nick Cannon, Sharon Osbourne, Tom Hiddleston | ||
| 21 | Roads to Vegas | 2013-05-19 |
| Stewie's teleportation machine malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas for a Celine Dion concert. Guest stars: Emily Osment | ||
| 20 | Farmer Guy | 2013-05-12 |
| The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business. | ||
| 19 | Save the Clam | 2013-05-05 |
| Peter and the guys try to save The Drunken Clam from being closed after the bar's owner dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home. | ||
| 18 | Total Recall | 2013-04-28 |
| When teddy bear Rupert is recalled, Stewie is determined to get his best friend back; when Peter is sick and can't compete in a bowling tournament, Lois fills in for him. Guest stars: Carly Simon | ||
| 17 | Bigfat | 2013-04-14 |
| When Peter resurfaces after being in a plane crash and lost in the wilderness for two months, his family must find a way to bring him back from his animal-like state. | ||
| 16 | 12 and a Half Angry Men | 2013-03-24 |
| Mayor West becomes the prime suspect when a murder occurs at his mansion. Guest stars: Padma Lakshmi | ||
| 15 | Turban Cowboy | 2013-03-17 |
| An unfortunate sky-diving accident sends Peter to the hospital, where he makes friends with a man named Mahmoud; Quagmire and Joe become suspicious of Mahmoud. Guest stars: Bob Costas, Omid Abtahi | ||
| 14 | Call Girl | 2013-03-10 |
| When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter. Guest stars: Christine Baranski, Giovanni Ribisi | ||
| 13 | Chris Cross | 2013-02-17 |
| When Meg catches Chris stealing money from Lois' purse, she makes him do her chores; Chris, tired of the pact with Meg, runs away to live with Herbert; Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray. Guest stars: Anne Murray | ||
| 12 | Valentine's Day in Quahog | 2013-02-10 |
| On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Peter stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends. | ||
| 11 | The Giggity Wife | 2013-01-27 |
| During a visit to Harvard, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute; in an attempt to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends that Peter is his lover. Guest stars: Mae Whitman, Megan Hilty, Sofia Vergara | ||
| 10 | Brian's Play | 2013-01-13 |
| Brian writes a play that becomes a hit in Quahog, but loses his confidence when he finds that the play Stewie wrote is better than his. | ||
| 9 | Space Cadet | 2013-01-06 |
| When the Griffins try to pick Chris up from space camp, they find themselves accidentally launched into space and reliant on Chris to get them home. | ||
| 8 | Jesus, Mary and Joseph | 2012-12-23 |
| As the Griffin family is preparing for Christmas, Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story. | ||
| 7 | Friends Without Benefits | 2012-12-09 |
| When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him. Guest stars: Chris Cox, Christina Milian | ||
| 6 | Lois Comes Out of Her Shell | 2012-11-25 |
| Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park. | ||
| 5 | Joe's Revenge | 2012-11-18 |
| When the criminal who put Joe in the wheelchair becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt him down. | ||
| 4 | Yug Ylimaf | 2012-11-11 |
| When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn. | ||
| 3 | The Old Man and the Big 'C' | 2012-11-04 |
| Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public in order to drive up profits; Quagmire reveals a secret. | ||
| 2 | Ratings Guy | 2012-10-07 |
| When the Griffins are selected to have their TV-watching habits monitored, Peter hatches a scheme to control the airwaves. Guest stars: Dick Wolf, J.J. Abrams, Jon Hamm, Mark Burnett, Sandra Bernhard | ||
| 1 | Into Fat Air | 2012-09-30 |
| In order to compete with ambitious friends, the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest. | ||
| Season 10 (show/hide) | ||
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| 23 | Internal Affairs | 2012-05-20 |
| Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand with his attractive new partner in order to even the score with Bonnie for her own indiscretions. But when Bonnie finds out and threatens divorce, Lois insists that Peter get them back together. Meanwhile, Peter has another run-in with the angry chicken which makes for yet another epic fight. | ||
| 22 | Viewer Mail #2 | 2012-05-20 |
| One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third views the world from Stewie's POV. | ||
| 21 | Tea Peter | 2012-05-13 |
| When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government. | ||
| 20 | Leggo My Meg-O | 2012-05-06 |
| Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed rescue mission.. | ||
| 19 | Mr. & Mrs. Stewie | 2012-04-29 |
| Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship. | ||
| 18 | You Can't Do That on Television, Peter | 2012-04-01 |
| When Peter's favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an internship for Dr. Hartman. | ||
| 17 | Forget-Me-Not | 2012-03-18 |
| After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted. | ||
| 16 | Killer Queen | 2012-03-11 |
| Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie. | ||
| 15 | Burning Down the Bayit | 2012-03-04 |
| Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money | ||
| 14 | Be Careful What You Fish For | 2012-02-19 |
| After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin (Ricky Gervais), the dolphin moves to Quahog. | ||
| 13 | Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream | 2012-02-12 |
| When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household. | ||
| 12 | Livin' on a Prayer | 2012-01-29 |
| When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own. | ||
| 11 | The Blind Side | 2012-01-15 |
| Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home, causing Peter to continually injure himself on the new one and decide to live upstairs full-time. | ||
| 10 | Meg and Quagmire | 2012-01-08 |
| When Meg finally turns 18, Quagmire seizes the opportunity to pursue his next romantic conquest. As the new couple's relationship blossoms, Peter stops at nothing to come in between his innocent - well, somewhat innocent - daughter and his creepy friend. | ||
| 9 | Grumpy Old Man | 2011-12-11 |
| It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire. Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities, but Carter refuses to go down without a fight. | ||
| 8 | Cool Hand Peter | 2011-12-04 |
| Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it. | ||
| 7 | Amish Guy | 2011-11-27 |
| On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals. | ||
| 6 | Thanksgiving | 2011-11-20 |
| Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq. | ||
| 5 | Back to the Pilot | 2011-11-13 |
| Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again. | ||
| 4 | Stewie Goes for a Drive | 2011-11-06 |
| Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter. | ||
| 3 | Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q | 2011-10-30 |
| When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help. | ||
| 2 | Seahorse Seashell Party | 2011-10-02 |
| While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettling things, and acts accordingly. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and irritable, and Meg finally lashes out at Chris, Lois and Peter for all the crap they've given her. Part 2 of the three-part crossover "Night of the Hurricane" with The Cleveland Show (3x02 = Pt.1) and American Dad! (8x02 = Pt.3). | ||
| 1 | Lottery Fever | 2011-09-25 |
| Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded. | ||
| Season 9 (show/hide) | ||
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| 18 | It's a Trap! | 2011-05-22 |
| In this spectacular and offensively uproarious final chapter, Luke Skywalker (Chris) and Princess Leia (Lois) must travel to Tatooine to free Han Solo (Peter) by infiltrating the wretched stronghold of Jabba the Hutt (Joe), the galaxy's most loathsome and dreadful gangster. Reunited, the Rebels team up with a tribe of Ewoks to combat the Imperial forces on the forest moon of Endor. Meanwhile the Emperor (Carter Pewterschmidt) and Darth Vader (Stewie) conspire to turn Luke to the dark side, and young Skywalker is determined to rekindle the spirit of the Jedi within his father. The Galactic Civil War has never been more outrageous, as the Rebel forces gather to attack the seemingly defenseless and incomplete second Death Star in the battle that will determine the fate of the galaxy. | ||
| 17 | Foreign Affairs | 2011-05-15 |
| Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris, but Bonnie crosses the line in the City of Love. Meanwhile, Peter home schools Chris and Meg using some unorthodox teaching methods. | ||
| 16 | The Big Bang Theory | 2011-05-08 |
| Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci | ||
| 15 | Brothers & Sisters | 2011-04-17 |
| When Mayor West marries Lois’ sister, Carol (guest voice Hagerty), they move into the Griffin’s house to be one big “happy” family. | ||
| 14 | Tiegs for Two | 2011-04-10 |
| When the local dry cleaner loses Peter’s favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise (guest voice Stroup), but ends up striking out. | ||
| 13 | Trading Places | 2011-03-20 |
| Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, but Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles. Chris goes to work at the brewery while Meg runs the house. | ||
| 12 | The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair | 2011-03-06 |
| Meg offers to check on Joe while Bonnie is out of town; Stewie tries to become more evil. | ||
| 11 | German Guy | 2011-02-20 |
| On the search to find a new hobby, Chris meets a puppeteer named Franz, an old friend of Herbert’s. | ||
| 10 | Friends of Peter G | 2011-02-13 |
| Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death (Adam Carolla) gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol. | ||
| 9 | And I'm Joyce Kinney | 2011-01-16 |
| Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor (Christine Lakin) does a story on her. | ||
| 8 | New Kidney in Town | 2011-01-09 |
| Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce United States President Barack Obama at his school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay. Guest stars: Christine Lakin, Danny Smith, Drew Carey, Gary Cole, John Viener, Johnny Brennan, Josie Davis, Nicole Eggert, Patrick Warburton, Rachael MacFarlane, Ralph Garman, Sandra Kerns, Scott Baio, Willie Aames, Yvette Nicole Brown | ||
| 7 | Road to the North Pole | 2010-12-12 |
| Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer. | ||
| 6 | Brian Writes a Bestseller | 2010-11-21 |
| Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher. Guest stars: Adam West, Alec Sulkin, Alex Breckenridge, Arianna Huffington, Ashley Tisdale, Bill Maher, Chris Cox, Christine Lakin, Dana Gould, John Viener, Katie Sah, Ralp Garman | ||
| 5 | Baby, You Knock Me Out | 2010-11-14 |
| When Peter receives tickets to a boxing match as a birthday gift, he volunteers Lois to compete. To everyone’s surprise, Lois dominates in the ring, and Peter decides to become her fight promoter. Her frustration with Peter turns into motivation in the ring as the housewife turns champion Guest stars: Alec Sulkin, Carrie Fisher, Jennifer Tilly, Luke Adams, Mike Henry, Nicole Sullivan, Patrick Warburton | ||
| 4 | Halloween on Spooner Street | 2010-11-07 |
| Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening. Guest stars: Barclay DeVeau, Candace Marie, Chris Cox, Christina Milian, James Burkholder, Lisa Wilhoit, Lyndon Smith, Nana Visitor, Natasha Melnick, Noah Matthews, Patrick Stewart, Ralph Garman | ||
| 3 | Welcome Back Carter | 2010-10-10 |
| After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is forced into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood. Guest stars: Christine Lakin, Max Burkholder, Rachael MacFarlane | ||
| 2 | Excellence in Broadcasting | 2010-10-03 |
| When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh is going to be at the Quahog Mall for a book-signing, he decides to go down there and give him a piece of his left-wing mind. But when Rush unexpectedly comes to Brian's rescue, Brian has a political change of heart. Guest stars: Christine Lakin, Gary Cole, Nana Visitor, Phil LaMarr, Rainn Wilson, Rush Limbaugh, Shelley Long | ||
| 1 | And Then There Were Fewer | 2010-09-26 |
| In this murder mystery special, The Griffins as well as all the other major characters become trapped in a mansion while they are killed off one by one. Guest stars: Adam West, Ashley Tisdale, Colin Ford, Danny Smith, Drew Barrymore, James Woods, Jennifer Tilly, John Viener, Johnny Brennan, Jon Benjamin, Lori Alan, Max Burkholder, Nicole Sullivan, Patrick Stewart, Patrick Warburton | ||
| Season 8 (show/hide) | ||
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| 21 | Partial Terms of Endearment | 2010-06-20 |
| Lois agrees to become a surrogate mother but the couple of the child she's carrying dies and she's forced to make a decision whether or not to terminate the pregnancy. Fox refused to air this episode. | ||
| 20 | Something, Something, Something, Dark Side | 2010-05-23 |
| Peter makes good on another power outage at home--by entertaining his family with a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Newcomers to the story include Mort as Lando Calrissian, Chris' boss Carl as Yoda, and the Giant Chicken as the nefarious Boba Fett. | ||
| 19 | The Splendid Source | 2010-05-16 |
| Peter, Joe, and Quagmire search for the source of a dirty joke. | ||
| 18 | Quagmire's Dad | 2010-05-09 |
| Quagmire can accept his dad's lifestyle choices, but not when they involve Brian. | ||
| 17 | Brian & Stewie | 2010-05-02 |
| In the 150th episode, Brian & Stewie get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level. Unlike any other FAMILY GUY episode, the acts will play out in real time as Brian and Stewie react to being locked in a small space with no baby food or martinis to keep them from losing their minds while they hatch an escape plan. | ||
| 16 | April in Quahog | 2010-04-11 |
| When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts trying to live out their last day. Guest stars: Anne Hathaway, Jason Mraz | ||
| 15 | Brian Griffin's House of Payne | 2010-03-28 |
| Lois encourages Brian to submit his pilot script to a network. James Woods gets involved and things don't exactly go according to Brian's original plan. Meanwhile, Stewie has a bit of a mishap. | ||
| 14 | Peter-assment | 2010-03-21 |
| After Peter has some luck selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, he decides to become a full-time paparazzo. To make matters worse, his new boss, Angela, finds him irresistible and plagues him with unwanted advances. When Peter rebuffs her, he winds up getting the ax. Meanwhile, Stewie makes his theatrical debut in a school play, only to be overcome with stage fright. | ||
| 13 | Go, Stewie, Go! | 2010-03-14 |
| Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age. | ||
| 12 | Extra Large Medium | 2010-02-14 |
| When Chris and Stewie go missing for several days, Lois is at her wit's end until she sees a psychic who assures her they are safe. Even after the boys return home, Lois and Peter's psychic obsession continues, and Peter takes it a step too far when he starts charging neighbors for his extrasensory perception. Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl at school. Guest stars: Andrea Fay Friedman, Jackson Douglas, Jennifer Birmingham, Michele Lee, Nana Visitor, Phil LaMarr | ||
| 11 | Dial Meg for Murder | 2010-01-31 |
| Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that her desperate attempts at dating have led her to a guy in the slammer. When Brian tries to expose Meg’s secret to the family, he finds out that her boyfriend, Luke, has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffin’s house. | ||
| 10 | Big Man on Hippocampus | 2010-01-03 |
| When Peter hits his head and suffers amnesia after getting in a fight with Richard Dawson on Family Feud, he forgets everything about his life, including his family and friends. In an attempt to try to bring back his memory, Lois decides to reintroduce Peter to his old self, until he begins to hit on other women, much to Lois's dismay. She decides to take the kids and leave Peter, giving Quagmire the opportunity to score with Lois. Peter now must prove to Lois he can remember her and make himself worthy of her again. | ||
| 9 | Business Guy | 2009-12-13 |
| When Peter gives Lois’ father the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt slips into a coma and not even Dr. House (guest voice Hugh Laurie) can bring him out of it. With her father incapacitated, Lois is given control of Pewterschmidt Industries. Peter convinces Lois to let him run the operation, but he gets power-hungry and fires the board. Mr. Pewterschmidt soon bounces back and tries to regain control of what he’s built – even though it may be more difficult than Christmas shopping for Peter Guest stars: Hugh Laurie, Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki | ||
| 8 | Dog Gone | 2009-11-29 |
| When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn’t listen to Peter | ||
| 7 | Jerome is the New Black | 2009-11-22 |
| Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him. | ||
| 6 | Quagmire's Baby | 2009-11-15 |
| Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby Peter finds who looks just like him. Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself. | ||
| 5 | Hannah Banana | 2009-11-08 |
| After attending to the concert of a teen superstar, Stewie discovers a surprising secret about the singer. Meanwhile back at home, Chris tries to prove the existence of the Evil Monkey. Guest stars: Candace Marie, Jessica Barth | ||
| 4 | Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | 2009-11-08 |
| When Brian begins dating an older woman, the family begins to make fun of him. After Brian's new fling breaks her hip, he gets the pleasure of becoming her errand boy. Guest stars: Aimee Garcia | ||
| 3 | Spies Reminiscent of Us | 2009-10-11 |
| Stewie and Brian are suspicious when two guys move into Cleveland's old house, and when they find out Dan (guest voice Dan Aykroyd) and Chevy (guest voice Chevy Chase) are spies and they have dossiers of all the people in Quahog they follow them on a mission to Russia and end up in hot water. Guest stars: Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd | ||
| 2 | Family Goy | 2009-10-04 |
| When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois' heritage. Guest stars: Ben Stein, William Woodson | ||
| 1 | Road to the Multiverse | 2009-09-27 |
| With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets. Guest stars: Jameson Yang, Kei Ogawa, Kotaro Watanabe | ||
| Season 7 (show/hide) | ||
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| 16 | Peter's Progress | 2009-05-17 |
| Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a dignified English gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in the newly founded American colony of Quahog. Guest stars: Alexander Siddig, Jason Segel, Josh Radnor, Neil Patrick Harris | ||
| 15 | Three Kings | 2009-05-10 |
| Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Misery parody - Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie. The Shawshank Redemption parody - Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison. Guest stars: George Wendt, Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider | ||
| 14 | We Love You, Conrad | 2009-05-03 |
| Brian is devastated to learn that his ex-girlfriend Jillian is getting married until he meets The Hills star Lauren Conrad. Though Brian begins to think he and Conrad are the perfect match, he finds his heart may still belong to Jillian. Guest stars: Audrina Patridge, Craig Ferguson, Drew Barrymore, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, Lauren Conrad | ||
| 13 | Stew-Roids | 2009-04-26 |
| Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's been giving him anabolic steroid. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating a popular girl at school, only to see her popularity subside. | ||
| 12 | 420 | 2009-04-19 |
| Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana. | ||
| 11 | Not All Dogs Go to Heaven | 2009-03-29 |
| Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him. Guest stars: Brent Spiner, Denise Crosby, Gates McFadden, Jonathan Frakes, LeVar Burton, Marina Sirtis, Michael Dorn, Patrick Stewart, Rob Lowe, Wil Wheaton | ||
| 10 | FOX-y Lady | 2009-03-22 |
| Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host. Guest stars: Daniel Stern, Fred Savage, John Moschitta Jr., Seth Rogen | ||
| 9 | The Juice is Loose! | 2009-03-15 |
| Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back. | ||
| 8 | Family Gay | 2009-03-08 |
| Peter is injected with the gay gene as part of a scientific experiment to determine whether or not homosexuality is a learned trait or something that people are born with. He ends up in a gay relationship and winds up in a "straight camp". Guest stars: Seth Rogen | ||
| 7 | Ocean's Three and a Half | 2009-02-15 |
| After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt. | ||
| 6 | Tales of a Third Grade Nothing | 2008-11-16 |
| Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog. Guest stars: Andy Dick, Bob Barker, Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, Elisha Cuthbert, Frank Sinatra Jr., Sinbad | ||
| 5 | The Man With Two Brians | 2008-11-09 |
| Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all. Guest stars: Johnny Knoxville | ||
| 4 | Baby Not On Board | 2008-11-02 |
| Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste. | ||
| 3 | Road to Germany | 2008-10-19 |
| Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis invade and Mort is taken to Germany, where Stewie and Brian must go to save him, as well as find a way back to the present. Guest stars: Johnny Brennan (as Mort Goldman) | ||
| 2 | I Dream of Jesus | 2008-10-05 |
| When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face and ends up hanging out with Jesus Christ. Guest stars: Amanda MacDonald, Kirker Butler, Paris Hilton | ||
| 1 | Love Blactually | 2008-09-28 |
| Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta. Guest stars: Alex Breckenridge, Kat Foster, Meredith Baxter | ||
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| 12 | Long John Peter | 2008-05-04 |
| When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate. Peter accidentally kills the bird after raising hell through all of Quahog. Meanwhile, when Brian is visiting the vet, Chris falls in love with the intern, Anna. Guest stars: Amanda Bynes, Bryan Cranston | ||
| 11 | The Former Life of Brian | 2008-04-27 |
| Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her son, Dylan. Tracy decides that Brian should raise the boy, and she drops him off at the Griffin's house. When Dylan runs rough-shot in the house, Brian's attitude towards parenting doesn't settle too well with Lois and Peter. Guest stars: Chace Crawford (Boyfriend), Harvey Fierstein (Tracy) | ||
| 10 | Play it Again, Brian | 2008-03-02 |
| Peter and Lois's marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a nice relaxing vacation. Peter's usual drinking habits take over, and he soon spirals out of control, as does Brian's self restraint, as he soon professes his love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams. | ||
| 9 | Back to the Woods | 2008-02-17 |
| James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter. James Woods finds Peter's wallet, which he lost at Barry Manilow concert, and procedes to steal Peter's identity, and his family. Peter decides to ruin James' career and image. Guest stars: Alec Sulkin, Alex Breckenridge, Danny Smith, John Viener, Kirker Butler, Lori Alan (Diane), MaRicardo Montalban, Patrick Warburton (Joe), Ralph Garman | ||
| 8 | McStroke | 2008-01-13 |
| Peter decides to grow a mustache, and after being mistaken for a fireman, ends up lending a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a thank you, but he eats too many and has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company for what it really is, becoming friends with a genetically engineered cow along the way. Guest stars: Camille Guaty, Denis Martel, Ricardo Montalban, Ted McGinley | ||
| 7 | Peter's Daughter | 2007-11-25 |
| After Quahog is hit by a flood, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma. When she wakes up and sees a cute med student, they immediately hit it off. Overprotective of his daughter, Peter is determined to drive the med student away. That is until Meg reveals that she is pregnant. Guest stars: Carla Delaney, D.D. Howard, Damien Fahey, Jeff Bergman, Pat Crawford Brown | ||
| 6 | Padre de Familia | 2007-11-18 |
| Peter starts an anti-immigration group, however, he quickly changes his mind when he finds out that he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working for Carter as a landscaper, all the while fighting for immigration rights. Guest stars: Lauren Conrad | ||
| 5 | Lois Kills Stewie | 2007-11-11 |
| Presumed dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer. On the look out for Stewie, Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Determined to take over the world again, Stewie auditions for the American Idol. Desperate to stop Stewie, Lois realizes what she must do. Guest stars: Patrick Stewart, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Simon Cowell | ||
| 4 | Stewie Kills Lois | 2007-11-04 |
| Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan. | ||
| 3 | Believe it or Not, Joe's Walking on Air | 2007-10-07 |
| When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, he decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe engages in extreme sports, and soon ditches his current friends, for more active ones. Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. Guest stars: Jamie Farr, Jeff Bergman | ||
| 2 | Movin' Out (Brian's Song) | 2007-09-30 |
| Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend Jillian and Stewie tags along to help pay the rent but he tries to interfere with their relationship. Meanwhile Meg and Chris get jobs at the convenience store where Chris befriends the manager Carl who leaves Meg to do all the work. Carl soon fires her and promotes Chris to the co-boss. | ||
| 1 | Blue Harvest | 2007-09-23 |
| Peter retells the story of Star Wars in this hour-long episode of Family Guy. When Princess Leia is captured by the evil Darth Vader the droids C-3PO and R2-D2 escape to the planet Tatooine to find help from the Rebel Alliance. There they encounter Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Obi-Wan Kenobi who infiltrate the Death Star then rescue the captive princess from the Death Star and return to aid the Rebellion in its fight against the Galactic Empire. | ||
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| 18 | Meet the Quagmires | 2007-05-20 |
| Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics. Guest stars: Adam Carolla, Alec Sulkin, Will Sasso | ||
| 17 | It Takes a Village Idiot... and I Married One | 2007-05-13 |
| Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it. Guest stars: Fred Tatasciore, Keith Olbermann | ||
| 16 | No Chris Left Behind | 2007-05-06 |
| After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter. Guest stars: Alec Sulkin, Josh Radnor, Neil Patrick Harris | ||
| 15 | Boys Do Cry | 2007-04-29 |
| Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house. Guest stars: Alex Breckenridge, Bill Engvall, Camilla Stull, Drew Barrymore, Gilbert Gottfried, Kirker Butler, Mark Hentemann, Ralph Garman | ||
| 14 | No Meals On Wheels | 2007-03-25 |
| The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don't really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped. When Peter attempts to change the place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind. Guest stars: Alec Sulkin, Arnold McCuller, Barclay DeVeau, John Viener, Keith Ferguson, Patrick Stewart, Steve Callaghan | ||
| 13 | Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey | 2007-03-11 |
| Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian. Guest stars: Alec Sulkin, Barclay DeVeau, Roy Scheider | ||
| 12 | Airport '07 | 2007-03-04 |
| Peter takes Quagmire to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner. Guest stars: Mark Hentemann | ||
| 11 | The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou | 2007-02-18 |
| When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands. Guest stars: Alec Sulkin, Beth Littleford, Chris Sheridan, Jeff Bergman, John Viener, Keir Gilchrist, Kevin Michael Richardson, Rachael MacFarlane | ||
| 10 | Peter's Two Dads | 2007-02-11 |
| After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble. Guest stars: Charles Durning, Phyllis Diller | ||
| 9 | Road to Rupert | 2007-01-28 |
| Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around. Guest stars: George Wendt, Rob Lowe | ||
| 8 | Barely Legal | 2006-12-17 |
| Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Brian. Guest stars: Alex Breckenridge, Barclay DeVeau, Chris Sheridan, Garrett Morris, John Viener, Kerrigan Mahan, Lisa Wilhoit, Natasha Melnick, Tamera Mowry | ||
| 7 | Chick Cancer | 2006-11-26 |
| Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever. Guest stars: Dave Boat, Jeff Bergman, John Viener, Lizzy Caplan, Rachael MacFarlane, Stacey Scowley | ||
| 6 | Prick Up Your Ears | 2006-11-19 |
| Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him. Guest stars: David Cross, John Viener | ||
| 5 | Whistle While Your Wife Works | 2006-11-12 |
| When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it. Guest stars: Carrie Fisher | ||
| 4 | Saving Private Brian | 2006-11-05 |
| Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band. Guest stars: Macaulay Culkin | ||
| 3 | Hell Comes to Quahog | 2006-09-24 |
| After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant. Guest stars: Carrie Fisher | ||
| 2 | Mother Tucker | 2006-09-17 |
| Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio. Guest stars: Gore Vidal, Joe Lomonaco, Phyllis Diller | ||
| 1 | Stewie Loves Lois | 2006-09-10 |
| Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam. | ||
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| 30 | Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure | 2006-05-21 |
| Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better. Guest stars: Kiefer Sutherland | ||
| 29 | Bango Was His Name Oh! | 2006-05-21 |
| Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father. | ||
| 28 | Stewie B. Goode | 2006-05-21 |
| After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that seems to change him. | ||
| 27 | The Griffin Family History | 2006-05-14 |
| When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send Meg for food but the burglars catch her. The rest of the Griffins stay behind and Peter accidentally floods the room and they're going to drown. Luckily Joe gets them out and we find out Meg has been accused of sexual harassment by the burglars. Guest stars: Chris Sheridan, David A. Goodman, Joey Slotnick, Judith Light | ||
| 26 | Petergeist | 2006-05-07 |
| Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian burial ground. He finds an Indian chief's skull and the Griffin house becomes haunted. Stewie gets sucked into the television and strange events follow as they try to get Stewie back from the poltergeist. Guest stars: Bob Costas, Carrot Top, Margaret Easley, Ralph Garman, Stacey Scowley | ||
| 25 | You May Now Kiss The... Uh... Guy Who Receives | 2006-04-30 |
| Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort to cover up and bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind. Lois and Peter question their view towards gay marriage while Chris joins the "Young Republicans" Club to impress a girl. Guest stars: Chad Morgan, Kevin Michael Richardson, Michael Clarke Duncan, Ralph Garman, Stark Sands, Wanda Sykes | ||
| 24 | Peterotica | 2006-04-23 |
| After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on tape and loses all his money, where he is forced to become a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to train for the Olympics. Guest stars: Betty White, Stacey Scowley | ||
| 23 | Deep Throats | 2006-04-09 |
| Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more than just an intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a local talent show. When they begin using drugs, Chris stages an intervention. Guest stars: Frank Welker, Jon Benjamin, Kate Jackson | ||
| 22 | Sibling Rivalry | 2006-03-26 |
| Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his interest in his wife. When Lois' habits get out of control, she has a heart attack. The surgeon must remove Lois' fat to reach her heart, returning her to her normal weight. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram returns to confront him, where they have a war for control over the playground. Guest stars: Tara Strong, Wallace Shawn | ||
| 21 | I Take Thee Quagmire | 2006-03-12 |
| When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor ways, tries to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Lois stops breast-feeding Stewie, who, as a result, goes through withdrawals. Guest stars: Adam Carolla, Alex Thomas, Alex Trebek, Beth Littleford, Bryan Cranston, Christy Carlson Romano, Darrel Heath, Nicole Sullivan, Pat Sajak, Steve Callaghan | ||
| 20 | Patriot Games | 2006-01-29 |
| At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges through the crowd of people, impresses quarterback Tom Brady, who offers Peter a spot on the New England Patriots. Meanwhile, Brian owes Stewie money, after Stewie becomes a sports bookie. Guest stars: Alexander Siddig, Bob Costas, Carol Channing, Jay Leno, Jeff Bergman, Mark Hentemann, Martin Savage, Tom Brady, Troy Brown | ||
| 19 | Brian Sings and Swings | 2006-01-08 |
| After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his new lifestyle doesn't last very long. Meanwhile, Meg, after joining a new after-school group, pretends to be a lesbian. Guest stars: Frank Sinatra Jr., Ricky Blitt, Stacey Scowley | ||
| 18 | The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz | 2005-12-18 |
| When Peter’s dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the holy-water leaves Stewie in a bubble, Peter decides to form a church worshiping his hero, the Fonz. Guest stars: Amir Talai, Charles Durning, Marion Ross, Paula Abdul, Sherman Hemsley, Sherry Romito, Tom Bosley | ||
| 17 | The Fat Guy Strangler | 2005-11-27 |
| Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; he’s locked up in a mental institution. Lois thinks he’s sane, so she checks him out to live with the Griffins. Meanwhile, Peter starts the Society for the Acceptance of Fat Men. But when all the fat men of Quahog are strangled one-by-one the group lives in fear. Who could the “Fat Man Strangler” be? Guest stars: Bob Barker, Bobby McFerrin, Dave Boat, Margaret Easley, Robert Downey Jr., Tim O'Rourke, Will Sasso | ||
| 16 | The Courtship of Stewie's Father | 2005-11-20 |
| Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile Chris starts a friendship with Herbert. Guest stars: Carrie Fisher, Jennifer Jean Snyder, Mo Collins | ||
| 15 | Brian Goes Back to College | 2005-11-13 |
| After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker. Guest stars: Anne-Michelle Seiler | ||
| 14 | PTV | 2005-11-06 |
| After a “wardrobe malfunction” occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter’s favorite shows. As a result, Peter creates his own station, PTV, which broadcasts from the Griffin home. Peter and Brian create their own edgy programming until the FCC shows up to shut down PTV and censor all controversial material in Quahog. Guest stars: Anne-Michelle Seiler | ||
| 13 | Jungle Love | 2005-09-25 |
| When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory. Guest stars: Carrie Fisher, Jay Mohr, Mia Maestro | ||
| 12 | The Perfect Castaway | 2005-09-18 |
| When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families fear the worst. Rescued by a cruise ship months later, Peter surprises Lois at home, where he finds out that she has a new husband. Guest stars: Corey Burton, Jenna Von Oy | ||
| 11 | Peter's Got Woods | 2005-09-11 |
| Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High after Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Guest stars: Gabrielle Union, James Woods, Jonathan Frakes, Michael Dorn, Nicole Sullivan, Patrick Stewart, Susana Esteban | ||
| 10 | Model Misbehavior | 2005-07-24 |
| Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his salesman. Guest stars: Kate Rigg | ||
| 9 | Breaking Out Is Hard To Do | 2005-07-17 |
| Lois’ kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. Peter and the family break her out and end up fugitives in Asian Town. Guest stars: Mo Collins | ||
| 8 | 8 Simple Rules for Buying my Teenage Daughter | 2005-07-10 |
| Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he doesn’t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. Neil is dating another girl which makes Meg jealous, and Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter. Also the one where they all get sick. Guest stars: David A. Goodman, Denis Martell, Hillary Tuck, JoAnna Garcia Swisher | ||
| 7 | Brian, The Bachelor | 2005-06-26 |
| "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief. Guest stars: Chris Cox, Dr. Drew Pinsky, Jessica Biel, John Erwin, Johnny Brennan, Kevin Michael Richardson, Michael Bell, Nancy Cartwright, Sebastian Siegel | ||
| 6 | Petarded | 2005-06-19 |
| After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting. Guest stars: Cloris Leachman, Gilbert Gottfried, LeVar Burton | ||
| 5 | The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire | 2005-06-12 |
| When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lightly. Peter also takes to the skies in the Hindenpeter and the Petercopter. Guest stars: Randall Poffo | ||
| 4 | Don't Make Me Over | 2005-06-05 |
| When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on "Saturday Night Live." Guest stars: Bob Widmer, Gene Simmons, Tara Strong | ||
| 3 | Blind Ambition | 2005-05-15 |
| After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing of which to be proud. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning. Guest stars: Gina Gershon, Judd Hirsch | ||
| 2 | Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High | 2005-05-08 |
| Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson. Guest stars: Jonathan Lipnicki, Steve Zirnkilton | ||
| 1 | North by North Quahog | 2005-05-01 |
| Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film. Guest stars: André Sogliuzzo, Bill Ratner, Don LaFontaine, Hunter Gomez, Rick Kuhlman | ||
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| 22 | When You Wish Upon a Weinstein | 2003-11-02 |
| The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois. Guest stars: Andrea Beutner, Ben Stein, Ed McMahon, Mark Hamill, Mary Scheer, Peter Riegert, Ricky Blitt | ||
| 21 | Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 | 2002-02-14 |
| Three stories inspired by viewers' letters: Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as Little Rascals. Guest stars: Bill Goldberg, Judy Greer, Kelly Ripa, Kerrigan Mahan, Lane Schnaitter, Michael Winslow, Regis Philbin | ||
| 20 | Road to Europe | 2002-02-07 |
| Stewie is addicted to the British children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. They stow away on a plane they think is bound for England. They are wrong, and soon they are in Saudi Arabia at the beginning of a long, strange trip back home. Back in the US, Peter and Lois have an odd encounter with the band Kiss. Guest stars: Andy Dick, Don LaFontaine, Fred Willard, Gene Simmons, Jane Lynch, Jon Favreau, Lauren Graham, Michael McKean, Michelle Horn, Paul Stanley, Sean Flynn, Sean Flynn Amir | ||
| 19 | Stuck Together, Torn Apart | 2002-01-31 |
| Lois runs into an old male friend from school and they renew their friendship, but Peter's jealousy forces a trial separation. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie get themselves stuck together with industrial-strength glue. Guest stars: Brendon Small, Gilbert Gottfried, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Meredith Scott Lynn | ||
| 18 | From Method to Madness | 2002-01-24 |
| When Brian auditions for a role at the local theatre, Stewie is 'discovered' and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. Meanwhile, Peter rescues a man from the ocean only to discover that the man is a naturist. Guest stars: Denis Martell, Fred Willard, Jane Lynch, Mark Paredes | ||
| 17 | Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows | 2002-01-17 |
| When Brian is arrested for drunk driving, he's forced to do community service, which consists of helping Pearl, a middle-aged, agoraphobic, bitter woman. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and learns that a swallow has nested inside it. Guest stars: A.J. Benza, Adria Firestone, Jane Lynch, Melora Hardin | ||
| 16 | A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas | 2001-12-21 |
| Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children. Guest stars: Ace Frehley, Gene Simmons, Hynden Walch, John Kassir, Paul Rugg, Paul Stanley, Peter Criss | ||
| 15 | Ready, Willing, and Disabled | 2001-12-20 |
| Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26. Guest stars: Alex Rocco, David Berry, Tony Danza, Valerie Bertinelli | ||
| 14 | Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother? | 2001-12-06 |
| While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered. Guest stars: Kim Parks, Meredith Scott Lynn, Wayne Collins | ||
| 13 | Screwed the Pooch | 2001-11-29 |
| Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is. Guest stars: Bob Barker, Don LaFontaine, Jane Lynch | ||
| 12 | To Love and Die in Dixie | 2001-11-15 |
| After Chris witnesses a convenience store robbery, the Griffins are put in the witness protection program and relocated to the Deep South. Guest stars: Brian Dunkleman, Dakota Fanning, Kathleen Wilhoite, Waylon Jennings | ||
| 11 | Emission Impossible | 2001-11-08 |
| Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby. Caught up in the moment, Peter and Lois decide that they want another baby. Stewie however, does not agree. Stewie does everything possible to keep Peter and Lois away from each other, but when he is locked out of their room, he is forced to take desperate measures. Stewie ends up shrinking himself down to microscopic size and seeking out his sperm-brother inside Peter's body. Instead of trying to kill his unborn brother Stewie and him unite to destroy Lois. Guest stars: Carol Kane, D.D. Howard, David Berry, Majet Barrett, Shawn Pyfrom, Wallace Shawn | ||
| 10 | Fish Out of Water | 2001-09-19 |
| Peter, Still out of a job, and now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing. After buying a boat at a police auction, he soon finds himself in debt to a loan shark. When Peter hears of a legendary fish that, when caught, could win him the money he needs, he and the guys go searching for the mystical creature called 'Daggermouth'. Meanwhile, Lois tries to cheer up Meg with a spring break trip, where Lois is the one getting all the attention. Guest stars: Brian Doyle-Murray, Michael Chiklis | ||
| 9 | Mr. Saturday Knight | 2001-09-05 |
| Peter's boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins his search for a job and ends up going after his lifelong dream of becoming a knight at a traveling Renaissance Fair. Caught in a compromising position with the infamous Black Knight's wench, he must defend his family's honor in an duel with the Black Knight. Guest stars: Charles Durning, David Berry, Jackson Douglas, Jimmy Kimmel, Johnny Brennan, Justin Koznar, R. Lee Ermey, Will Ferrell | ||
| 8 | The Kiss Seen Round the World | 2001-08-29 |
| Meg takes an internship to work for Tom with Neil as her partner and kisses him during a life-threading situation that is caught on tape. Stewie deals with a bully who stole his new tricycle. Guest stars: Abe Vigoda, D.D. Howard, Hugh Downs, Michael Chiklis | ||
| 7 | Lethal Weapons | 2001-08-22 |
| Lois joins Bonnie's martial arts class for fun, and soon becomes the course's star pupil. When Quahog gets overrun with leaf-watchers from New York, Peter decides to use his wife's new fighting skills to try and run them out of town. The plan succeeds, but the violent tendencies he awakens in Lois may not be so easy to bring back under control again. Guest stars: Alastair Sherman, Michael Chiklis, Peter Gallagher | ||
| 6 | Death Lives | 2001-08-15 |
| Peter sneaks away on his anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to give Peter a revelation to help his marriage if Peter helps him get a date. Guest stars: Estelle Harris, Laura Silverman, Peter Frampton | ||
| 5 | And the Wiener is... | 2001-08-08 |
| Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club. He then takes Chris on a father-son hunting trip only for Chris to eventually save the day. Meanwhile, Meg finds herself to be a target of abuse from the cool kids at school when she joins the flag girl squad. Guest stars: Debra Wilson, Fairuza Balk, Patrick Duffy | ||
| 4 | One if by Clam, Two if by Sea | 2001-08-01 |
| When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English. Guest stars: Alan Shearman, Edward Asner, Hugh Laurie | ||
| 3 | Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington | 2001-07-25 |
| When Peter's toy company is bought out by the Eldorado Cigarette Company, the toys are used to market cigarettes to children. On Lois's advice, Peter confronts his new bosses about their evil use of toys and is unexpectedly made the CEO and dispatched to congress to convince them not to pass an anti-smoking bill. Guest stars: Alyssa Milano, Brian Doyle-Murray, Jack Sheldon, Louise DuArt, Meredith Scott Lynn, Olivia Hack, Ricky Blitt | ||
| 2 | Brian Does Hollywood | 2001-07-18 |
| The Griffin family learns Brain has gone to Hollywood. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie awarded an appearance, and the Griffin get a free trip to Los Angeles. Brian doesn't want the family to know what he's really doing in Hollywood, and tries to cover it up. Guest stars: Jenna Jameson, Louise DuArt, Olivia Hack, Ray Liotta, Ron Jeremy | ||
| 1 | The Thin White Line | 2001-07-11 |
| Brian takes a job on the police force as a drug-sniffing dog, which leads him down a path of cocaine addiction. Trying to kick the habit, Brian checks into a clinic. With the Griffin family cruise canceled due to Brian’s absence, Peter gets the idea to vacation at the rehab retreat. Guest stars: Haley Joel Osment, June Foray, Leif Garrett, Thomas Dekker | ||
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| 21 | Fore, Father | 2000-08-01 |
| Peter tries to teach Chris a lesson in responsibility by getting him a job at the local golf course. Brian convinces Stewie he was poisoned by a booster shot. | ||
| 20 | Wasted Talent | 2000-07-25 |
| In homage to “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”, a local brewery has a contest offering tours of the plant to whoever finds a scroll placed in their beer. Lois’ prodigy piano student, Ling, drops from an upcoming competition leaving Lois at a loss, until Peter comes home drunk and sits down at the piano. Guest stars: Jonathan Osser, Julia Sweeney, Michael McKean | ||
| 19 | The Story on Page One | 2000-07-18 |
| Peter substitutes Meg's dreary newspaper article on Mayor Adam West with a steamy exposé that tries to out Hollywood actor Luke Perry. Guest stars: Luke Perry, Mary Kay Bergman | ||
| 18 | E. Peterbus Unum | 2000-07-12 |
| A zoning malfunction committed by the city planners gives Peter the opportunity to convert the Griffin household in the sovereign nation of Petirua. Guest stars: Shawn Pyfrom | ||
| 17 | He's Too Sexy For His Fat | 2000-06-27 |
| Thanks to Brian's embarrassing flea problem the Griffins move into a hotel while the house is fumigated, and Lois and Peter discover that Chris has been skipping gym class because he's self-conscious about his body. Peter tries to talk Chris into getting liposuction, Lois starts preparing him special low-fat meals and Stewie taunts him by eating everything in sight and packing on the baby fat. Guest stars: Jay Mohr | ||
| 16 | There's Something About Paulie | 2000-06-27 |
| After the mob helps Peter with destroying his new beat up car, so he can get another new car, he must repay his debt to the mob by taking The Don's nephew, Big Fat Paulie, to the movies. Peter informs Paulie that they can't hang out anymore because of Lois, a misunderstanding that leads Paulie to believe that Peter wants Lois killed. Guest stars: Alan King, Brent Michael, Debra Wilson, Diane Robin, Haley Joel Osment, Jerry Sroka, Jon Cryer, Michael Chiklis, Robert Costanzo | ||
| 15 | Dammit Janet | 2000-06-13 |
| Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendant, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights. Guest stars: Camryn Manheim, Haley Joel Osment, Mo Collins | ||
| 14 | Let's Go to the Hop | 2000-06-06 |
| A plane smuggling psychedelic toads from Colombia crashes in Quahog, and toad-licking becomes the new drug of choice in Quahog High. Peter infiltrates the school undercover of a cool kid named Lando Griffin and convinces the kids to quit licking toads - but he can't help living out his own fantasies of being the coolest kid in school. Guest stars: Gregg Allman, Mary Kay Bergman, Patrick Bristow, Tom Dorfmeister, Wayne Collins | ||
| 13 | Road to Rhode Island | 2000-05-30 |
| When Brian offers to pick up Stewie from his Grandma and Grandpa's house, they miss their plane back and go on a cross-country journey back home. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attempt to rekindle their relationship with some marriage videos. Guest stars: Brian Doyle-Murray, Sam Waterston, Victoria Principal | ||
| 12 | Fifteen Minutes of Shame | 2000-04-25 |
| Sick of being embarrassed by the family, Meg books them on a talk show where a network executive gets Peter to sign the family up to be on a reality show based on their home life. Guest stars: Jay Mohr, Will Ferrell | ||
| 11 | A Picture's Worth A Thousand Bucks | 2000-04-18 |
| Chris becomes the toast of the New York art scene, after Peter uses one his painting as the car's window. Guest stars: Candice Bergen, Charles Kimbrough, Dee Bradley Baker, Faith Ford, Joe Regalbuto | ||
| 10 | Running Mates | 2000-04-11 |
| Peter resorts to mudslinging, when he and Lois run as opponents in an election for the school board. Guest stars: Dwight Schultz, Lee Majors, Patrick Bristow | ||
| 9 | If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' | 2000-04-04 |
| To get a favorite show back on the air, Peter convinces the “Make-a-Dream Come True” foundation that Chris is dying. The scam leads to Peter “magically healing” Chris and some people begin to worship him. Guest stars: Martin Mull, Peter Roth | ||
| 8 | I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar | 2000-03-28 |
| Peter receives feminine training at a woman's retreat after his joke about women offends a female co-worker. Guest stars: Candice Bergen, Faith Ford | ||
| 7 | The King is Dead | 2000-03-28 |
| When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of “The King and I” Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producer’s Chair and starts to make some “artistic changes” to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs. | ||
| 6 | Death is a Bitch | 2000-03-21 |
| Death pays a visit to the Griffins after Peter fakes his death on an insurance form to avoid paying a hefty hospital bill. Guest stars: Cara Newman, Norm Macdonald | ||
| 5 | Love Thy Trophy | 2000-03-14 |
| Everyone on Spooner Street becomes enemies when a trophy they all won mysteriously goes missing. Meg makes extra tips as a waitress by telling everyone she's Stewie's teenage mother. Guest stars: Debra Wilson | ||
| 4 | Brian in Love | 2000-03-07 |
| Brian turns to a therapist after his unrequited love for Lois causes him to lose control of his bladder. Guest stars: D.D. Howard, Sam Waterston | ||
| 3 | Da Boom | 1999-12-26 |
| Peter, who is concerned that the world is about to end because of Y2K, convinces the family into canceling all their New Year's Eve plans. After bombs destroy everything, the Griffins set off to a Twinkie factory in Natick. Guest stars: Jack Perkins, Patrick Duffy, Victoria Principal, Will Sasso | ||
| 2 | Holy Crap | 1999-09-30 |
| Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill. Guest stars: Andrew Gormley, Charles Durning, David Zuckerman, Dwight Schultz, Florence Stanley, Olivia Hack, Patrick Warburton | ||
| 1 | Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater | 1999-09-23 |
| Lois' Aunt dies and leaves her the Cherrywood Mansion. The family moves in to the new mansion in Newport only to lose their fortune after Peter makes an extravagant purchase at a charity auction. Guest stars: Alex Thomas, Bill Escudier, Fairuza Balk, Gregory Jbara, Robin Leach | ||
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| 7 | Brian: Portrait of a Dog | 1999-05-16 |
| Brian's life is on the line after he refuses to be treated like a dog. Guest stars: Dick Van Patten, Mary Scheer | ||
| 6 | The Son Also Draws | 1999-05-09 |
| A chance encounter with a prune smoothie puts in motion a series of events that ultimately allows Peter to accept Chris' artistic side. Guest stars: Bobby Slayton, Patrick Bristow, Suzie Plakson | ||
| 5 | A Hero Sits Next Door | 1999-05-02 |
| Peter becomes very jealous when his new handicap neighbor turns out to be the new star player on the toy company's softball team. Guest stars: Michelle Kwan, Suzie Plakson | ||
| 4 | Mind Over Murder | 1999-04-25 |
| Under house arrest, Peter transforms the basement into a bar, where Lois' singing becomes the main attraction. Guest stars: Alex Rocco, Leslie Uggams, Mike Henry | ||
| 3 | Chitty Chitty Death Bang | 1999-04-18 |
| Peter tries to make the best of a bad situation after he ruins Lois's plans for Stewie's birthday party. Meg's new friend tries to recruit her into a cult. Guest stars: Gary Janetti, John O'Hurley, Mike Henry, Patrick Bristow, Waylon Jennings | ||
| 2 | I Never Met the Dead Man | 1999-04-11 |
| Peter goes into shock after he disables the entire Quahog cable system while giving Meg driving lessons. Stewie plots to rid the world of broccoli. Guest stars: Aaron Lustig, Erik Estrada, Frank Welker | ||
| 1 | Death Has a Shadow | 1999-01-31 |
| After drinking too much at a stag party and falling asleep at work, Peter loses his job, signs up for welfare, and gets more money than expected. Guest stars: Billy West, Butch Hartman, Carlos Alazraqui, Frank Welker, Fred Tatasciore, Joey Slotnick, Lori Alan, Pat Summerall, Phil LaMarr, Wally Wingert | ||
| Season 0 (show/hide) | ||
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| 34 | All I Really Want for Christmas: The Music of "Road to the North Pole" | |
| No description available. | ||
| 33 | Family Guy at Comic-Con 2010 | |
Guest stars: Alex Borstein, Seth MacFarlane | ||
| 32 | Family Guy: Live and Uncensored Table Read | 2010-09-28 |
| Cast of Family Guy reads S08E21 "Partial Terms of Endearment" episode live on stage. | ||
| 31 | Just for Laughs: Family Guy Live | 2007-07-21 |
| Film at the Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. The cast does a live table read, ad-libs scenes and performs some musical numbers. | ||
| 30 | Inside the Actors Studio | 2009-09-14 |
| James Lipton interviews the creative team behind the Emmy-winning animated TV laugher "Family Guy." Included: creator and executive producer Seth MacFarlane (voice of Peter, Stewie, Brian and Quagmire); Alex Borstein (voice of Lois); Mike Henry (Cleveland); and Seth Green (Chris). Guest stars: James Lipton | ||
| 29 | The History of the World According to Family Guy | |
| Comedic presentation of history from the Family Guy team. | ||
| 28 | The Road to: Road to the Multiverse | |
| This 10 minute featurette goes into the production of the Family Guy episode "The Road to the Multiverse". | ||
| 27 | Peter Shin Draws Lois | |
| No description available. | ||
| 26 | The Music of Family Guy | |
| No description available. | ||
| 24 | World Domination: The 'Family Guy' Phenomenon | |
| No description available. | ||
| 21 | Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy | 2009-06-12 |
| The series, which consists of comic cartoon shorts (similar to the cutaways from Family Guy) unrelated to each other, is released on YouTube. The series, which aired several episodes a month, was originally sponsored by Burger King, with videos appearing on their official channel. The series was then sponsored by Priceline.com, and finally, Nike. There are a total of 50 episodes.[1] It has seen a successful launch on MacFarlane's YouTube channel, SethComedy, becoming the most watched YouTube channel of the week, generating 3 million video views within two days of the first episode was released. | ||
| 20 | 200 Episodes Later | 2012-11-11 |
| Family Guy fans get a behind-the-scenes look at this irreverent comedy’s most outrageous moments, through fascinating interviews with creator Seth MacFarlane and voice actors Mila Kunis, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Additionally, the special will give fans an exclusive glimpse into the cast and crew’s 200th episode party in Los Angeles, from the red carpet to MacFarlane serenading the party-goers, accompanied by an orchestra. Guest stars: Walter Murphy and His Orchestra, Ron Jones | ||
| 19 | Groundbreaking Gags | 2011-05-08 |
| Documentary which takes a look at the groundbreaking gags that have shaped and defined the world's most controversial cartoon. Narrator Robert Webb is joined by a host of British comic talent including Paul O'Grady, Shappi Khorsandi and Blake Harrison, all keen to dissect their favourite Family Guy jokes. With classic clips from Family Guy's rich archive and exclusive sneak peeks at the forthcoming new season. | ||
| 18 | Behind The Scenes of Family Guy | 1999-09-23 |
| In this episode of FOX Behind the scenes, Fox gives us a look behind the scenes of their new hilarious animation series Family Guy. | ||
| 17 | Family Guy: The Top 20 Characters | 2010-05-08 |
| The who's who of animated comedy series Family Guy, narrated by Chris Addison. 20 of the most loved characters are counted down in order of who amassed the most on-screen time. The show includes interviews with the cast and creators, comments from celebrity fans and exclusive clips from season 9. | ||
| 16 | The List (Stewie's Banned Song) | 2007-11-11 |
| In this deleted song from FAMILY GUY where Stewie takes over the White House (the one where Lois has to kill him) a song was deleted out of the final television broadcast. The song details all the people who will not be missed when Stewie will make examples of people he sees as undesirable. | ||
| 15 | Family Guy Presents: Seth and Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show | 2009-11-08 |
| Animated and live-action comedy sketches, along with live-action performances of "Family Guy" musical numbers, featuring series creator Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein. | ||
| 14 | Comic-Con 2008 | 2008-07-26 |
| No description available. | ||
| 12 | Stewie & Brian Live at the Emmy's | 2007-09-16 |
| Stewie and Brians Emmy introduction for the 2007 awards. | ||
| 11 | BBC - Creating the Chaos | 2009-04-18 |
| Narrated by Mathew Horne, this BBC3 special goes behind the scenes of the hit animation comedy Family Guy. A must for all fans, it includes exclusive interviews with the cast and creators, sneak peek clips from season 8 and an inside look at how the show is created. | ||
| 10 | BBC - The Story So Far | 2009-04-18 |
| Narrated by Mathew Horne, this BBC3 special takes a look at how the multi award winning animation show was originally created. A must for all Family Guy fans, the show includes exclusive interviews with the cast and creators, sneak peak clips from season eight and examines the success of Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane. | ||
| 9 | Family Guy 100th Episode Special | 2007-11-04 |
| The outrageous antics of the Griffin family show no signs of stopping as Family Guy takes a look back at the funniest and most satirical scenes of the past on a special all-new half-hour tribute. The Family Guy tribute special celebrates the side-splitting irreverent humor of this fan-favorite animated series by taking a look back at some of the funniest moments, satirical spoofs and music numbers of the past 100 episodes. | ||
| 8 | Saving Family Guy | 2005-05-01 |
| Cast talks about how Family Guy was re-born after being canceled by the Fox. | ||
| 7 | Family Guy (Pilot) | 1998-12-20 |
| The original Pilot of Family Guy, included with the Season 1 DVD set. | ||
| 6 | Larry & Steve | 1997-04-28 |
| This short begins with Steve in front of a camcorder recording an SOS tape for somebody to come and save him from his bumbling owner, Larry. Steve recounts for the tape the misadventures that have ensued ever since Larry bought Steve from the dog pound, focusing on a series of misadventures and hijinks that ensued when the pair went to the mall to buy items for Larry's apartment. While at the mall, the two destroy nearly everything. Larry, looking for a light bulb for his bedside lamp, puts in a high-wattage lighthouse bulb, then criticizes Steve for saying that wasn't a good idea, commenting that he didn't go to kindergarten for 12 years because he was stupid (it was because he got his foot caught in the radiator). When Larry plugs the lamp in, it turns into a wide lightsaber and he cuts the store in half. As this is happening, Larry references the "Luke, I am your father..." line from the movie The Empire Strikes Back by saying "Luke, this is your landlord. You still haven't returned my Weedwacker." | ||
| 5 | The Life of Larry | 1995-01-01 |
| This short clip created by Seth MacFarlane featured a middle-aged slob named Larry Cummings, his cynical talking dog, Steve, supportive wife Lois, and pudgy teenage son Milt. The film begins with a live-action segment where MacFarlane, as himself, briefly describes the show and its characters. The film includes many of the same gags that would appear in the first few episodes of Family Guy, such as the Star Trek parody in "I Never Met the Dead Man." The live-action footage of MacFarlane was referenced in the Adult Swim bumps of MacFarlane introducing his favorite episodes of Family Guy, noticeably the nonchalant line, "Oh, hi there. You scared the crap out of me." In the bumps, he sat in a chair by a fireplace of a study, as in the short. | ||
| 4 | Webisode: Up Late With Stewie & Brian | 2007-02-25 |
| Interview with Rob Corddry to promote new tv series The Winner. | ||
| 3 | Family Guy Live In Vegas: The Making Of Stewie's Sexy Party | 2005-04-26 |
| The making of the music video for Stewie's Sexy Party. | ||
| 2 | Family Guy Live In Vegas: Stewie's Sexy Party | 2005-04-26 |
| No description available. | ||
| 1 | Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story | 2006-05-21 |
| When Stewie sees a man who looks just like him on TV, he's convinced that he must be his real father. Stewie sets off on a cross-country road trip to find him, but his incredible journey leads to outrageous discoveries. | ||
(Source: thetvdb.com)
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durchgeknallter fetter spinner mit dem drang zur massiven übertreibung. satire schwarzer humor alles was einen glücklich macht
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Anonymouscompares Family Guy with: South Park2016-11-04 13:08
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Anonymouscompares Family Guy with: American Dad!2016-08-09 01:27
beide zeigen das familien leben
beide haben ein merkürdiges haustier
und eine person die immer nur gehasst wird
beide haben ein merkürdiges haustier
und eine person die immer nur gehasst wird
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Anonymouscompares Family Guy with: The Simpsons2015-08-26 14:25
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