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| 13 | China Syndrome (2) | 2007-05-14 |
| At Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together. Guest stars: Adam Ferrara, Anne Meara, Carla Ferrigno, Jackie Flynn, Jillian Bach, Josh Cooke, Lou Ferrigno, Merrin Dungey, Shannon Ferrara, Shelby Adamowsky | ||
| 12 | China Syndrome (1) | 2007-05-14 |
| Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic. Guest stars: Adam Ferrara, Anne Meara, Carla Ferrigno, Jackie Flynn, Jillian Bach, Lainie Kaza, Lou Ferrigno, Merrin Dungey, Shannon Ferrara, Shelby Adamowsky | ||
| 11 | Single Spaced | 2007-05-07 |
| Seeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting. Guest stars: Dakin Matthews, David Monzingo, Jenny O'Hara, Loreni Delgado, Marco Assante, Michael Aronin, Nicholas Turturro, Peggy Lane O'Rourke | ||
| 10 | Manhattan Project | 2007-04-30 |
| Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair. Guest stars: Cheryl Bricker, David S. Bateman, Gerry Black, Heidi Heller Banks, Lainie Kazan, Mookie Barker, Nichelle, Scott Henry, Tucker Carlson | ||
| 9 | Mild Bunch | 2007-04-23 |
| Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for a past grievance with their old principal. Guest stars: Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Amy Stil, Bess Meyer, Bryan Dilbeck, Chris Tallman, Dawn Maxey, J.D. Donaruma, Jonathan Loughran, Kevin Grady, Peter Dante | ||
| 8 | Offensive Fowl | 2007-04-16 |
| Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs. Guest stars: Brandon Keener, Ginger Williams, Jackie Sandler, Jeff Austin, Jessa French, Michael Kagan, Tim Bagley, Victor Raider-Wexler | ||
| 7 | Home Cheapo | 2007-04-09 |
| Carrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job. Guest stars: Merrin Dungey (Kelly Palmer), Mookie Barker (Phil) | ||
| 6 | Brace Yourself | 2007-01-03 |
| An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house. Guest stars: Austin Astrup, Nancy Yee, Omari Lyles, Richie Minervini | ||
| 5 | Ruff Goin' | 2006-12-20 |
| Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy-a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it. Guest stars: Ginger Williams, Kenneth Moskow, Mookie Barker, Tim Bagley | ||
| 4 | Major Disturbance | 2006-12-13 |
| The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes. Guest stars: Austin Astrup, Mookie Barker, Pamela Kosh, Steve Fix, Todd Zeile | ||
| 3 | Moxie Moron | 2006-12-13 |
| Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project. Guest stars: Jeff Weidemann, John Hemphill, Laura Silverman, Mike Burton, Nikki Tyler-Flynn, Shannon Farrara, Victor Raider-Wexler | ||
| 2 | Affair Trade | 2006-12-06 |
| Doug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend. Guest stars: Angelo Pagan, Leigh Allyn Baker, Lou Saliba, Marcia Ann Burrs, Steffiana De La Cruz | ||
| 1 | Mama Cast | 2006-12-06 |
| Doug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires. Guest stars: Brandon Johnson, Carlos McCullers II, Clea Montville, Hayley Erin, John David Conti, Matthew J. Evans, Paul Butcher, Richie Minervini, Shawn Michael Patrick, Victor Raider-Wexler, Victoria Hoffman | ||
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| 23 | Acting Out | 2006-05-22 |
| After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind. Danny and Spence have a face-off over an agreement to swap bedrooms. Guest stars: Jackie Flynn, Robin Lee Noll | ||
| 22 | Fight Schlub | 2006-05-15 |
| Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile, Carrie becomes a mentor for a troubled teen, but isn't the best of influences. Guest stars: Adam Ferrara, Blythe Auffarth, Ginger Williams, Marco Assante | ||
| 21 | Hartford Wailer | 2006-05-08 |
| Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert. Guest stars: Huey Lewis, Jere Burns, John Getz, Laura Silverman, Michael Merton, Nikki Tyler-Flynn | ||
| 20 | Four Play | 2006-05-01 |
| Doug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other's wives than their own, so they start hanging out with each other's wives as well. When Kelly tires of Doug, he ruins Deacon and Carrie's good time. Meanwhile, Arthur dispenses romance advise, and the recipient finds success simply doing the opposite. Guest stars: Amy Stiller, Desmond Roberts, Kevin Michael Walsh, Omari Lyles | ||
| 19 | Emotional Rollercoaster | 2006-04-10 |
| Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so they can jump to the front of the park's lines and Danny and Spence search for girls to pick up. Guest stars: Desmond Roberts, Nikki Tyler-Flynn | ||
| 18 | Sold-Y Locks | 2006-03-20 |
| In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done. Guest stars: Bill A. Jones, Jonathon Buono, Pat Harrington Jr., Robert Goulet | ||
| 17 | Present Tense | 2006-03-13 |
| The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it. Guest stars: Carla Ferrigno | ||
| 16 | Knee Jerk | 2006-03-06 |
| After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse, and uses it to his advantage. Guest stars: Paul Bond, Thomas Mills | ||
| 15 | Buggie Nights | 2006-02-27 |
| Bed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny argue over where to go for vacation. Guest stars: Chris Elliott, Margaret Easley, Michael C. Mahon, Mookie Barker, Nikki Tyler-Flynn, Opender Singh, Pamela Kosh, Richie Rayfield | ||
| 14 | Apartment Complex | 2006-02-06 |
| Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley. Guest stars: Aaron Page, Annmarie Rizzo, Benjamin King, Casey Hands, David Bachman, Deena Brooks, Dennis Howard, Nick Bakay, Ryan Dyer, Stephanie Brown, Tessa Grady | ||
| 13 | Gambling N'Diction | 2006-01-23 |
| After she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to try to enter a high-stakes tournament. Meanwhile, Carrie gets Spence to help her lose her accent to improve her chances of getting a promotion. Guest stars: Branden Weslee Kong, James Hong, Kirstie Alley, Lucille Soong | ||
| 12 | Fresh Brood | 2006-01-06 |
| Doug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves to be a coffee shop's "customer of the month." Guest stars: Geoffrey Wade, John Sterling Carter, Mandy June Turpin, Mindy Sterling, Weston Nathanson | ||
| 11 | Baker's Doesn't | 2005-12-19 |
| Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday. Guest stars: Daniella Kuhn, Jennifer Tabe, Jonathan Loughran, Lori Hall, Nadine Ellis, Peggy Lane O'Rourke, Robin Lee Nolin | ||
| 10 | Raygin' Bulls | 2005-11-28 |
| Doug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave. Guest stars: Anna Pheil, Bryan Anthony, Jeff Weidemann, Malcolm Foster Smith, Mary Ann Jarou, Rachel Veltri, Ray Romano, Rhiannon Leigh Wryn, Robert Silver | ||
| 9 | G'Night, Stalker | 2005-11-21 |
| Doug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker. Guest stars: Jim Turner, Mindy Spence | ||
| 8 | Move Doubt | 2005-11-14 |
| Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence each have their eye on a beautiful Albanian girl, who misinterprets the situation. Guest stars: Cooper Thornton, Kelly Hawthorne, Mary Matilyn Mouser, Sanya Mateyas, Shawn Huang, Steve Franken | ||
| 7 | Inn Escapable | 2005-11-07 |
| A trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own. Guest stars: Arlene Golonka, Carol Mansell, Jim Haynie, Kerry Aissa | ||
| 6 | Shear Torture | 2005-10-24 |
| Doug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention. Guest stars: Adam West, Bree Michael Warner, Jason Packham, Jenna Gering, Nikki Tyler Flynn | ||
| 5 | Sandwiched Out | 2005-10-17 |
| A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan. Guest stars: Alex Rayfiel, Danny Goldman, David Haydn-Jones, James Lancaster, Juan Carlos Cantu, Neil Sedaka | ||
| 4 | Like Hell | 2005-10-10 |
| Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation Guest stars: Bryan Callen, Emil Beheshti, Laura Silverman, Peter Breitmayer, Sheila Shaw | ||
| 3 | Consummate Professional | 2005-10-03 |
| Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him. | ||
| 2 | Vocal Discord | 2005-09-26 |
| When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. And when Arthur gets hold of it, their argument becomes entertainment for a senior citizens' group. Guest stars: Charlotte Rae, Dona Hardy, Norma Micheals, Pamela Kosh, Tim Bagley, Tim Monsion | ||
| 1 | Pole Lox | 2005-09-19 |
| Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his poor parenting, and smothers her in effort to make up lost time. Guest stars: Hayes MacArthur, Michele Nordin | ||
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| 22 | Buy Curious | 2005-05-18 |
| When Doug and Carrie's neighbor passes away, their grief is quickly replaced by hope when they realize his empty residence could prove to be a profitable investment. In their dash to close escrow, they become wary of another neighbor, Lou, who's neighborly way of upkeeping the bereaved lawn raises their suspicions. Guest stars: Anne Meara, Darrell Foster, Linda Porter, Sharon Brathwaite | ||
| 21 | Slippery Slope | 2005-05-09 |
| Doug lures Carrie to a timeshare sales ski weekend where the strength of their relationship is tested under the intense sales pressure. On the same excursion, Spence and Danny feel the sting of intolerance when they assume the role of a "couple" to enjoy the weekend. Guest stars: Kerry O'Malley, Rob Boltin | ||
| 20 | Catching Hell | 2005-04-20 |
| A work event in a ballpark skybox leads Carrie, Doug and his buddies out to the game - but when an important client finds fault with Doug, Spence has to step in as the devoted husband. At Arthur's dinner party, guest Bernard, turns the table against him. Guest stars: Carla Ferrigno, Concetta Tomei, Hal Linden, Lori Hall, Mike Burton, Rigo Alexander, Shane Baumal | ||
| 19 | Ice Cubed | 2005-04-13 |
| As the snow falls in Queens, Carrie heads out to buy an iPod - but instead of achieving musical nirvana, she finds herself stranded on a cold street and in a moral dilemma. Meanwhile, when a couple invites Doug in from the cold, he manages to quickly use up his welcome when he dispenses very un-welcome relationship advice. Guest stars: Hector Luis Bustamante, Michael Worth, Yvonne Delarosa | ||
| 18 | Van Go | 2005-04-06 |
| While eating at a new cafe with Deacon, Doug manages to agitate their waitress so much that she demands they fight once her shift ends. Meanwhile, Carrie asks Holly to go shopping with her, only so that she can use her van. | ||
| 17 | Wish Boned | 2005-03-30 |
| When Doug wins a trip to St. Louis to see the Final Four, he is reluctant to bring Arthur. However, Carrie tells him that if he does this, he never has to take him to the senior center or see his naked back again. However, the plane gets delayed & Doug & Arthur go to Pittsburgh. Then, things go downhill with Doug missing the Final Four by being stuck in Dayton. Guest stars: Anthony DeSando, Michael Richard Robinson, Roger Marks | ||
| 16 | Black List | 2005-03-16 |
| When Deacon snubs his usual boys for a new African-American friend, Doug desperately tries to find his own "roots" in an attempt to win him back. Meanwhile, Carrie runs her cuticles ragged to find out why her manicurist will no longer schedule her appointments. Guest stars: Derick Alexander, Karen Maruyama, Steffiana De La Cruz | ||
| 15 | Deconstructing Carrie | 2005-03-02 |
| Carrie is discouraged about her looks as she faces her 35th birthday so Doug gets construction workers to hoot and holler at her as she passes by in hopes of cheering her up. Also, Arthur tries to come up with a perfect gift for his daughter. Guest stars: Bas Rutten, Jackie Flynn, Jeff Weidemann, Mark Colson | ||
| 14 | Hi, School | 2005-02-23 |
| When delivering a package to his old high school, Doug meets his old football coach, and against Carrie's wishes, begins to return to the school on a regular basis as the football hero. Meanwhile, after losing his eye drops, Arthur manages to lose his sense of hearing, sight, and speech in one day and becomes completely reliant on Holly. Guest stars: Burt Reynolds, Charles Duckworth, Mandy Musgrave, Patrick Levis | ||
| 13 | Gorilla Warfare | 2005-02-16 |
| Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns a horrifying truth about that night; Danny falls for Holly after his girlfriend breaks up with him Guest stars: Dave Price, Janelle Inez, Jesse Burch, Nikki Tyler | ||
| 12 | Gym Neighbors | 2005-02-09 |
| When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out. Guest stars: Carla Ferrigno, Jim Holmes | ||
| 11 | Pour Judgment | 2005-01-26 |
| Doug decides to pursue a long-abandoned dream to become a bartender, much to Carrie's angst. Although she starts to warm up the the idea, Doug soon realizes that dreams are not always what they are cracked up to be. Meanwhile Arthur enters the dangerous world of politics. Guest stars: Eric Allan Kramer, Fred Saldone, Kristina Hayes, Matt Griesser, Shannon Farrara | ||
| 10 | Domestic Disturbance | 2005-01-19 |
| Carrie uses her extra income to hire a maid, but Doug feels left out and decides to hire his own help in the form of Spence's mom, Veronica. Soon, Veronica proves to make more messes than she cleans, especially when her newly subordinate position makes Arthur pine for her. Guest stars: Zilah Mendoza | ||
| 9 | Cologne Ranger | 2005-01-12 |
| After ten years of marriage, Doug finds a new love – in the form of designer cologne that Carrie can't stand, but his scent-ual affair forces Carrie to demonstrate bad behaviors of her own. Meanwhile, Arthur attempts to show Spence and Holly the finer points of movie hopping. Guest stars: Alex Craig Mann, Andrea Savage, Courtney Weiden, Peggy Lane O'Rourke, Shira Scott, Torrey DeVitto | ||
| 8 | Awed Couple | 2005-01-05 |
| When a fight causes a rift in the Palmer/Heffernan relationship, Doug and Carrie attempt to get back at the Palmers by getting a new couple as friends. When their search yields nothing, they resort to two friends they really don't enjoy. But while dining with them, they meet another couple who are in a book club with their increasingly annoying friends. Now Doug and Carrie love them ... at least until they finish the search to find the new couple's phone number. Guest stars: Alan Levine, Christopher Comes, Craig Anton, Dan Kinsella, Erica Shaffer, Kate Orsini, Michele Nordin, Scott Rabinowitz, Suzanne Cryer | ||
| 7 | Silent Mite | 2004-12-15 |
| While Christmas shopping at the mall, Doug loses his wallet and begins a quest to find the wallet and the culprit who may have stolen it. But with no help from Carrie or the cops, he requests the help of Arthur. Guest stars: Bruce Fine, Dana Woods, Jamison Yang, Jon Simanton, Stephanie Garrett | ||
| 6 | Off-Track... Bedding | 2004-12-08 |
| Doug's parents pay a visit to the Heffernan household, where Doug surprises them with theater tickets. However, Joe Heffernan is distracted by his Train Fair, which causes Janet to develop a friendship with Arthur. | ||
| 5 | Name Dropper | 2004-12-01 |
| Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name. Guest stars: Beecey Carlson, John Getz, Juston McKinney, Michael Richard Robinson, Suzy Nakamura | ||
| 4 | Entertainment Weakly | 2004-11-24 |
| Doug's position as the "Funny Guy" is threatened, when IPS' new employee wins over the workforce with his impersonations. Meanwhile, an assistant is hired to work for Carrie, and ends up performing more work than expected. Guest stars: Adam Ferrara, Craig Gass, Joanna Canton, Lisa Banes, Nikki Tyler, Raoul N. Rizik | ||
| 3 | Furious Gorge | 2004-11-10 |
| On the way to a overeating support group, Doug notices an abusive relationship group, and decides to join them instead. Although, Carrie becomes suspicious when he not only gains weight, but begins to cower in her presence. Guest stars: Christopher Neiman, Craig Gellis, Jake O'Flaherty, Jayden Lund, Tim Bagley | ||
| 2 | Dugan Groupie | 2004-11-03 |
| Carrie and Doug have a conflict of interest when Carrie begins to stay late every night at work but it leaves Doug to feel neglected. Guest stars: Lisa Banes, Nikki Tyler | ||
| 1 | Lost Vegas | 2004-10-27 |
| In an attempt to go to Las Vegas for a weekend with the guys, Doug begins to build up credit by taking Carrie to a spa. Meanwhile, after hearing about Las Vegas, Arthur trains Spence on how to count cards, before visiting a small casino, being held for orphans. Guest stars: Darlene Kardon, Helen Eigenberg, Jennifer Shon, Patrick Cavanaugh, Richard Voigts | ||
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| 24 | Awful Bigamy | 2004-05-19 |
| After Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists that she stay with him in the basement until she finds a new place, making Doug realize the benefits of having two women in his life. Guest stars: Heidi Goot | ||
| 23 | Icky Shuffle | 2004-05-12 |
| A bedridden Carrie gets Doug to team with Arthur for a shuffleboard tournament, but his skills aren't to Arthur's liking. Meanwhile, Carrie pretends to continue being sick so that Holly will continue to cook for her. Guest stars: William Daniels | ||
| 22 | Alter Ego | 2004-05-05 |
| What starts out as a valiant effort to win back the heart of Spence's ex-girlfriend, Denise, quickly goes south as Danny gets a sudden case of lockjaw and the group spends all the money they took out as cash advances from their credit cards. To Carrie's dismay, she can't buy groceries because unbeknownst to her their credit card has been maxed out by Doug. Meanwhile, Arthur fills in at the front desk of the senior center and has some words with the pudding vendor. Guest stars: David Haydn-Jones, Duane Shepard Sr., Earl Billings, Peggy Lane O'Rourke, Philip Wofford, Steve Paymer, Tom Owen | ||
| 21 | Tank Heaven | 2004-04-07 |
| Doug sabotages Carrie's attempts to start hanging out with her co-workers by scaring them off with several crude techniques. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny realize that women like men who take care of the elderly and start using Arthur as bait. Guest stars: Amy Farrington, Andrea Savage, Bill Erwin, Eddie Pepitone, Jackie Flynn, Jeff Weidemann, Michael James Reed | ||
| 20 | Foe: Pa | 2004-03-24 |
| Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter when Arthur ruins Carrie's job interview at a prestigious real-estate development firm by making a nuisance of himself in the company's lobby. Guest stars: Alejandro Furth, Lolly Ward, Ron West | ||
| 19 | Precedent Nixin' | 2004-03-17 |
| Carrie asks Deacon and Kelly to accompany her and Doug to Florida for their visit with the in-laws so that they'll be forced to stay at a hotel instead of with Doug's parents. What looks like a perfect vacation turns into a nightmare when spring breakers invade the hotel, forcing Carrie and Doug to reconsider their future accommodations when visiting the folks. Adding to the misery is the great disappointment shown by Doug's mom over the fact that no one is staying at her house. Guest stars: Blayne Weaver | ||
| 18 | Trash Talker | 2004-03-03 |
| Doug and Deacon's relationship hits a speed bump when Deacon unknowingly befriends Doug's grade school archenemy. Guest stars: Desmond Roberts, Dwayne Macopson, Jon Favreau | ||
| 17 | Multiple Plots | 2004-02-25 |
| When Arthur tries to sell Spence his adjoining burial plot, he somehow winds up selling it to Spence's mother, Veronica. Doug is assigned a new delivery route and is freaked out by a man at one of his daily stops who always answers the door wearing nothing but a towel around his waist. Meanwhile, Carrie takes on dog walking with Holly to make some money after being unemployed for several months, but immediately hates the job and hires a kid to do the walking for her. Guest stars: Allen Covert, Dave Price, Eddie Driscoll, Francine York, Sam Lerner | ||
| 16 | Damned Yanky | 2004-02-18 |
| Carrie becomes furious with Doug after he is hospitalized to remove his appendix and begins talking about other women while sedated. To ease the situation, she writes a list of acceptable fantasies – and women – for Doug to dream about. Guest stars: Ping Wu, Steffiana De La Cruz | ||
| 15 | Cheap Saks | 2004-02-11 |
| Doug and Carrie run into Doug's ex-girlfriend Trish at an art gallery. Doug explains to his wife that Trish took their breakup pretty hard. So, against her husband's wishes, Carrie asks Trish out to lunch. At the restaurant, Carrie quickly realizes why Doug broke up with the woman in the first place – she's annoying and needy. Ready to break off their new friendship, Carrie's tune changes when she discovers Trish's employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue. Meanwhile, Spence agrees to go out with a guy, even though he's not gay, just to boost his morale. Guest stars: Janeane Garofalo, Scott Atkinson, Trish Simmons | ||
| 14 | Switch Sitters | 2004-02-11 |
| After countless times of babysitting Deacon and Kelly's children, Doug and Carrie feel that Deacon and Kelly should return the favor and babysit Arthur every once in a while. Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food. Guest stars: Desmond Roberts, Eddie Pepitone, Omari Lyles | ||
| 13 | Frigid Heirs | 2004-01-14 |
| Arthur wins $2,500 at a bingo game, and agrees to share some of his winnings with Doug and Carrie. Unfortunately, Arthur feels that he should decide how they will spend their portion. | ||
| 12 | Dougie Houser | 2004-01-07 |
| In flashbacks, Doug and Carrie recall buying their house almost 10 years earlier and how it was mainly Carrie's decision because Doug preferred a different place. Guest stars: Howard Chan, Jonathan Bray, Lauri Johnson, Nikki Tyler, Steven M. Gagnon | ||
| 11 | Santa Claustrophobia | 2003-12-17 |
| Doug finds it unbearable working with Carrie when she takes a temporary job at his company during the holidays. Arthur tries to get various friends to pose for a Christmas card picture with him. Guest stars: Alex Ryan | ||
| 10 | American Idle | 2003-12-03 |
| Doug gets annoyed with Carrie when she loses her job and, rather than looking for employment, becomes extremely unmotivated. When Doug confronts Carrie about her laziness, she gets upset, claiming that she is simply trying to find herself. Carrie then enlists the help of Arthur and opens up her own company making decorative cell phone covers. However, when she invites her friends over to buy some of the covers, she realizes a new line of work might be in order. | ||
| 9 | Thanks Man | 2003-11-26 |
| It's Thanksgiving in the Heffernan household and while Carrie cooks dinner for ten people, Doug lets a stranger into the house to use the phone. He is convinced the stranger is a nice guy but Carrie is not so trusting. Everyone at dinner feels sorry for the man, who's been left outside to wait for a ride, but when Carrie finally gives into the holiday spirit, it turns out her instincts may have been right. Guest stars: Desmond Roberts, Nick Offerman, Omari Lyles | ||
| 8 | Eggsit Strategy | 2003-11-19 |
| Carrie hears that her law firm is laying off people and worries about her job, though her resigning boss is only worried about getting an omelette bar goodbye party. Meanwhile, Doug is in hot water with Deacon when he loses the koosh ball Deacon received from his son as a gift. Guest stars: Bob Bancroft, Jim Staahl, Patricia Place | ||
| 7 | Secret Garden | 2003-11-12 |
| Carrie fears that her new gynecologist will drop her as a patient after she recommends Danny do some landscaping for him and Danny overcharges the doctor for the work. Guest stars: Judge Reinhold, Patricia Gebhard | ||
| 6 | Affidavit Justice | 2003-10-29 |
| When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend that he's a lawyer in order to play on their company team. Carrie worries that Doug won't be able to pull off being a lawyer, but he is so convincing, an opposing firm offers him a job. Meanwhile, after tracing his ancestry, Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner and makes it his own personal mission to correct things with Deacon on his ancestor's behalf. Guest stars: Joseph R. Brown, Kerry Aissa, Michael C. Mahon, Michael Kostroff, Roland Kickinger, Todd Sandler | ||
| 5 | Nocturnal Omission | 2003-10-22 |
| When Doug hears from Carrie that Deacon's ex-wife wants to reunite with him after a two-year separation, he can't decide whether or not to give Deacon the heads-up. When Deacon informs Doug that he just met a beautiful stewardess and is spending the entire weekend with her, Doug decides not to tell him about his ex-wife's plans to reunite with him. But when Carrie discovers this, she demands that Doug tell Deacon so he doesn't ruin his chances of getting back with Kelly. Guest stars: Judi Shekoni | ||
| 4 | Dreading Vows | 2003-10-15 |
| During a romantic dinner, Doug is inspired to proclaim his love to Carrie. Carrie is taken by his gesture and suggests that they renew their vows. The two find that planning the wedding is much more troublesome than expected. The ceremony is on again, off again as Doug and Carrie are faced with endless complications, including finding a chimp to serve as Doug's best man. In the midst of the wedding planning Arthur is praying that his wedding present, aged Port wine, will go unused when he discovers the value of the fine wine on E-bay. Guest stars: Dennis Cockrum, Jack Kissell | ||
| 3 | King Pong | 2003-10-08 |
| When Arthur handily beats Doug in several games of ping-pong, Doug decides to test his skills on Carrie, but is humiliated when he loses once again. In a desperate attempt to keep his ego intact, he asks Arthur to train him so that he can beat his wife. Meanwhile, Spence's girlfriend, Denise, gets promoted to waitress at the bowling alley, but Spence becomes jealous of the flirting she must do to get tips. Guest stars: Dan Leegant, Greg Allen Johnson, Jamie Kaler, Steve McCammon, Vincent Cefalu | ||
| 2 | Doug Less (2) | 2003-10-01 |
| Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic weekend away at a resort. Doug and Carrie try to get over an argument they've been having, but only make things worse. Deacon finds Spence and Danny in bed together. Arthur decides he is in an emergency situation. | ||
| 1 | Doug Less (1) | 2003-10-01 |
| The sixth season opens with a newly svelte Doug and a surprisingly jealous Carrie, who just can't hide her disdain when people constantly compliment her hubby on his weight loss. Doug decides to suprise her by taking her to an old holiday spot of theirs. Guest stars: Julia Rose | ||
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| 25 | Bed Spread | 2003-05-19 |
| Doug breaks the bed, and when Carrie and Doug find a new one that they like, it has to be ordered, thus leaving them with nothing, until they borrow two twin beds for the time being. Quickly the two realize that having their own space at night is making major improvements in their marriage. Arthur discovers that their sweet neighbor, Lou Ferrigno, is actually quite a gossip, when he overhears him through a peep hole in the basement that looks right into his yard. Arthur makes it his mission not to get tangled up in that mess by protecting what information Lou gets. Guest stars: Lisa Kaseman, Peggy Dunne, Steve Hytner | ||
| 24 | Taste Buds | 2003-05-12 |
| Since Doug never gets what he wants from Carrie, he uses Arthur to ask Carrie for them, so he gets what he wants. Meanwhile, Spence is first on line to see a new movie. Guest stars: Dwain A. Perry, James C. Mathis III | ||
| 23 | Dog Shelter | 2003-05-05 |
| Carrie learns from Janet that Doug had a dog when he was 11, that they still have today, and Doug is 38! Janet admits to Carrie that the dog died, and they replaced it without Doug knowing. Guest stars: Anne Meara, Dakin Matthews, Jenny O'Hara, Rachel Dratch, Tyler Hendrickson | ||
| 22 | Queens'bro Bridge | 2003-04-28 |
| Arthur and his half-brother Skitch are reunited when Doug sets it up for them to meet again at the tollbooth Skitch works at on the freeway. When Doug realizes they own a house together, he sees the possibility of getting his personal life back when he envisions the basement empty and he and Carrie having some personal time. Arthur moves in with Skitch until all hell breaks loose when the two are reminded that they should indeed live apart. Guest stars: Shelley Berman | ||
| 21 | Clothes Encounter | 2003-04-21 |
| Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then returning them within a few days. Spence's new girlfriend is afraid of his dog and tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her. Guest stars: Dennis Cockrum, Monika Schnarre | ||
| 20 | Driving Reign | 2003-04-14 |
| Danny asks Doug for a letter of recommendation at IPS so he can move up to being a driver like Doug. Since this idea does not appeal to Doug, Carrie decides she will write the letter and have Doug sign it. Danny ends up getting the job and puts Doug's skills to the test, and his job on the line, when his ability to beat Doug's delivery time has the boss giving Danny Doug's route. Guest stars: Edward Padilla, Joey Kola | ||
| 19 | Cowardly Lyin' | 2003-03-31 |
| Carrie gets tickets to an opera but Doug doesn't want to go so he has Deacon help him lie to get out of it. Carrie catches him in the lie which prompts Doug to confess to a series of lies he's been hiding. Doug then tells Carrie that the reason he's been lying is because she's too overbearing. They both agree to be "supportive" of one another but this only leads to more problems. | ||
| 18 | Steve Moscow | 2003-03-10 |
| Doug and Carrie try to get the Russian workers to repair their house, by going to extreme lengths of giving them vodka. Guest stars: Ilia Volok, Sven Holberg | ||
| 17 | S'Poor House | 2003-02-24 |
| The mold problem in the Heffernan household grows and Doug and Carrie find out to fix the problem will cost them $12,000! Doug, with his tail between his legs, goes to his father to ask for the money, but hits a wall when he wants to know why he and Carrie don't have it in the bank. When Doug has to admit they have no savings, his dad wants to comb through their financial books to see where all the money is going. This prompts Doug to limit Carrie on her "wild spending," which does not go over well with her. | ||
| 16 | Golden Moldy | 2003-02-17 |
| Doug and Carrie are having fun on their vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but once Arthur calls with a quote on the current mold problem in the house, all is not so fun. Guest stars: Adrian Neil, Marcia Cross, Michael Lowry, Steve Tom, Tanya Whitford, Vanessa Vander Pluym, Wayne Wilderson | ||
| 15 | Animal Attraction | 2003-02-10 |
| Doug cannot spend time with Carrie on Valentines Day, because he has to deliver penguins, with Deacon, from one zoo to another. Yet, along the way, they run into some mishaps. Meanwhile, Carrie and Holly go out and give her tips with men to look for a man for Hall. However, Carrie inadvertently fixes her up with her boss. Also when Arthur and Spence go to up a pick a date for the holiday, he accidentally gets himself a date that is old enough to be his grandmother. Guest stars: Andy Mackenzie, Francine York, Patricia Gebhard | ||
| 14 | Prints Charming | 2003-02-03 |
| Doug and Carrie photos get mixed up with another couples. When Doug and Carrie look at the other couples photos, they find out that their lives aren't as good as the others, so they try to do what are seen in the photos. Arthur's new cellphone is in no use when no one calls him. Guest stars: Helen Eigenberg, Jason Peirce, Louisette Geiss, Michael Dean Jacobs, Peggy Lane O'Rourke, Philip Wofford, Robert Dolan, Shannon Farrara, Shaun Weiss | ||
| 13 | Attention Deficit | 2003-01-20 |
| Doug becomes obsessed with his own Super Bowl party after learning that many of his friends will be attending a party thrown by a new co-worker. While Doug is focused on winning back as many guests as possible, Carrie complains that Doug doesn't think about her enough during the day. Problems arise when Doug tries to throw the ultimate Super Bowl party and prove to Carrie he's an attentive husband. Guest stars: Dan Gerrity | ||
| 12 | Jung Frankenstein | 2003-01-06 |
| Carrie thinks Doug needs professional help to control his excessive eating habits, so she persuades him to see a therapist. When Carrie sees Doug's great inprovements, she asks the therapist to work on Doug's other issues. Meanwhile, Arthur believes he's addicted to nasal spray and fights to stay off of it. Guest stars: Christopher Riccio, Dave Foley, Hope Shapiro | ||
| 11 | Mentalo Case | 2002-12-16 |
| A toy from their childhood leads to a rift between Deacon and Doug. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to give her father a great Christmas gift, but this proves hard to do when everyone thinks of the wrong gifts they are receiving, altering their original gift choices. Guest stars: Adam Carl, Damani Roberts, Daniel E. Smith, Graham Phillips, Steven Shaw | ||
| 10 | Loaner Car | 2002-11-25 |
| Doug loans Carrie to Deacon to help prepare Thanksgiving dinner. When Deacon ditches her for Holly's services, his web of lies soon gets out of control. Trying to cover it up, Doug continues to dig a hole for himself. Guest stars: Damani Roberts, Lolly Ward | ||
| 9 | Connect Four | 2002-11-18 |
| Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, but insists on taking a couple over Doug's friends. But when they realize Carrie's favored couple doesn't work for Doug, and Doug's favored couple doesn't work for Carrie, they decide on playing cupid. Meanwhile, Arthur digs himself a hole by pretending he can "fix" parking tickets. Guest stars: Angela Sergeant, Christopher Der Gregorian, Eddie McClintock, Jenica Bergere, John McCann, Judy Prescott, Mark Phinney | ||
| 8 | Flash Photography | 2002-11-11 |
| At a wedding, Doug takes a naughty picture with a disposable camera supplied by the bride and groom. After letting Danny take the blame, and after confessing to a priest, he has the dreaded task of coming forward with the truth. Guest stars: Alan Charof, David Eigenberg, Jennifer Aspen, Mike Burton | ||
| 7 | Flame Resistant | 2002-11-04 |
| Doug and Carrie run into Doug's high school girlfriend, Margie, at his favorite sports bar. Carrie gets jealous when she discovers that Doug's mother would rather spend time with his ex-girlfriend than her. Margie and Doug fight over the song that Doug was meant to write for her back in high school. Doug, intent on redeeming himself attempts to write the song with help from Danny. Guest stars: Greg Vaccarello, Lola Glaudini | ||
| 6 | Business Affairs | 2002-10-28 |
| Doug stops by Carrie's office, and is introduced to her work-husband Curt. Although Carrie assures him that he has nothing to worry about since Curt is gay, Doug is threatened by just how close the two are. They go to lunch together, share work secrets, and are very tight. He raises his concerns to Carrie, but she tells him that he has the same relationship with Deacon. Doug is not happy with her comparison, and the two than try to make each other jealous by spending more time with their "work spouses" than with each other. Meanwhile, Arthur is jealous of a new dog that Holly has added to her route. Guest stars: Angel Boris, Brooke Totman, Cameron Watson, Shawn Michael Patrick | ||
| 5 | Mammary Lane | 2002-10-21 |
| Doug's bowling team prepares for a tournament, while Carrie agrees to babysit Mr. Kaplan's son, in hopes of furthering her career. But when Doug throws out a mercy flirt and Carrie runs into an awkward set of hands, all goes downhill. Guest stars: Anthony DeMarco, Iris Almario, Jamie Kaler | ||
| 4 | Kirbed Enthusiasm | 2002-10-14 |
| Deacon asks Doug to help him coach his 8-year-old son's football team and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semi-pro team, but Carrie isn't thrilled with the idea until she sees an interesting photo of him. Guest stars: Andrew Reville, Cayden Boyd, Jordan Green, P.J. Marino, Peter Berg, Troy Aguayo | ||
| 3 | Holy Mackerel | 2002-10-07 |
| Doug and Carrie run into Father McAndrew at the fish market. They exchange pleasantries and as they are parting ways, Father McAndrew tells them that he would love to see them in church sometime. Unsure of how to decline politely, the Heffernans instead agree to attend Sunday's services. During the service, Carrie reflects on the one thing that she really needs help with – a raise. Miraculously, the following day, Carrie receives word that her prayers have been answered and that she is getting her raise. Much to Doug's dismay, Carrie's prayers turn to more frivolous things – like shoe sales. He does his best to convince her that God would never approve of her prayers, but soon enough Carrie catches Doug praying for the Jets to win their latest football game. Meanwhile, Arthur hosts an open house in order to sell the house. Unfortunately, he hasn't mentioned a word of his efforts to Doug or Carrie, the homeowners. Guest stars: Armando Molina, Kenneth Choi, Larry Dorf, Marc Goldsmith, Sung Hi Lee | ||
| 2 | Window Pain | 2002-09-30 |
| Mike and Debi, a bright young couple, move in next door to Doug and Carrie. The Heffernans don't make the greatest first impression as an argument they're having can be heard throughout the neighborhood. Carrie feels that her job, as a legal secretary, and Doug's, as a truck driver, are insignificant next to her neighbors, who both hold professional jobs. She tries desperately to make a good impression on her new neighbors by inviting them over for dinner, but Doug thwarts her plan. Meanwhile, Arthur takes advantage of Spence's job at the subway by insisting on free rides. Guest stars: Joe Sabatino, Lacie Harmon, Marcia Cross, Michael Lowry | ||
| 1 | Arthur, Spooner | 2002-09-23 |
| Carrie has been put in charge of overseeing a group of people who will be organizing and distributing legal documents for one of her firm's big cases. The catch is that her team will have to work the night shift, and they're "not the sharpest tools in the shed." Doug is disappointed by her new appointment because this means that they won't be spending any time together, but then decides to use her time away as an opportunity to do whatever he wants – eat in bed, not brush his teeth before he goes to sleep, etc. Unfortunately, he starts to get a little lonely but soon discovers that Arthur makes a suitable companion to keep him company. Guest stars: Damani Roberts, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Steve Hytner | ||
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| 25 | Shrink Wrap | 2002-05-20 |
| When Carrie and Arthur's constant bickering begins to spiral out of control, Doug and Carrie decide it's time to send Arthur to a psychiatrist. Guest stars: Ashly Holloway, Ben Stiller, Erik Per Sullivan, Kaitlyn Gainer, Kevin G. Schmidt, Madison Lanc, Tyler Cole Malinger, Tyler Hendrickson, William Hurt | ||
| 24 | Two Thirty | 2002-05-20 |
| Doug believes that his new dentist, who once had a crush on Carrie, is hurting him on purpose. Guest stars: Gary Sullivan, Kaitlyn Gainer, Megan Holloway, Nicole Matheson, Tim Matheson, Tim Valentine, Wesley Leong | ||
| 23 | Eddie Money | 2002-05-13 |
| When Doug and Deacon win five thousand dollars in a gambling pool, Doug tries to keep his winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting in the first place. Guest stars: Eddie Money, Nicole Remini, Steffiana De La Cruz | ||
| 22 | Patrons Ain't | 2002-05-06 |
| When Doug and Carrie's accountant make them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, they decide to give a large amount of money to an elementary school library. Guest stars: Marla Gibbs, Nick Benson, Nick Toth, Nina Weithorn, Timmy Deters | ||
| 21 | Bun Dummy | 2002-04-29 |
| When Carrie starts wearing her hair in a bun, Doug tries to figure out how he's going to tell her that he hates her new look. Guest stars: Alan Heitz, Angee Hughes, Benjamin Parrillo, Jon Curry, Lisa Long | ||
| 20 | Lush Life | 2002-04-08 |
| Doug knows he's onto a good thing when he notices that Carrie lets him go off his diet and binge after she has drinks with a friend following work. | ||
| 19 | Screwed Driver | 2002-03-25 |
| When Carrie goes on a business trip, Doug winds up acting like a teenager again when his parents visit and take over the house. Guest stars: David Applebaum | ||
| 18 | Hero Worship | 2002-03-18 |
| When Doug's uncle offers to financially back Doug's dream of owning a sandwich shop, Carrie becomes concerned. Guest stars: Carol Schlanger, Christopher Gehrman, Gavin MacLeod, Mark Withers, Michael Francis Clarke, Ossie Mair, Steven Shaw, Tyler Hendrickson | ||
| 17 | Missing Links | 2002-03-04 |
| When Carrie's firm has its annual outing at an exclusive country club, Carrie and Doug need to find a compatible couple to go as their guests. Guest stars: Angelle Brooks, Zilah Mendoza | ||
| 16 | No Orleans | 2002-02-25 |
| Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after promising Doug's cousins they wouldn't go without them. Guest stars: Alex Dodd, Peter Scolari, Rebecca Metz, Steven Rozic, Susie Essman | ||
| 15 | Dougie Nights | 2002-02-04 |
| When Doug agrees to accompany the recently separated Deacon for a night of clubbing, hoping it will snap Deacon out of his depression, Doug is the one who becomes addicted to the night life. Guest stars: Iris Bahr, Jeff Bowser, Robert Vincenti, Sharon Brathwaite | ||
| 14 | Double Downer | 2002-01-14 |
| Doug and Deacon's planned office excursion is doubly disappointing when no one shows up except their irritating boss, and Kelly leaves Deacon moments before they're supposed to leave. Guest stars: James Wellington, Sam Pancake | ||
| 13 | Food Fight | 2002-01-07 |
| Carrie gets jealous when Spence's new girlfriend, Becky, recruits Doug to test her homework for the Culinary Institute. Guest stars: Christen Nelson, Michael Kostroff | ||
| 12 | Ovary Action | 2001-12-17 |
| Doug is having difficulty taking advantage of Carrie's fertile time with his parents staying at their house. Guest stars: Christian Copelin, Elyssa D. Vito, Jane Lynch | ||
| 11 | Depo Man | 2001-12-10 |
| Carrie asks Doug to be an expert witness at her boss' trial but then doubts her decision. Guest stars: Michael Crider, Rob Evors | ||
| 10 | Oxy Moron | 2001-11-26 |
| After Doug has the wrong knee-jerk reaction after a rough airplane landing and he tries to save himself instead of Carrie, he must prove to her that he would take a bullet for her. Guest stars: Brandy Lopez, Christine Romeo, Inny Clemons, Jacqueline Aries, James Arnold Taylor | ||
| 9 | Veiled Threat | 2001-11-19 |
| While cleaning out the Heffernan freezer, Carrie comes across the top tier of her and Doug's wedding cake, and reflects back to the time when they got married. Guest stars: Alexa Nikolas, Andrea Sabesin, Greg Wrangler, Jessica Alyce Merrill, Nicki Tyler Flynn, Vanessa Kinan | ||
| 8 | Life Sentence | 2001-11-12 |
| Doug and Carrie set up a "Nanny-Cam" to keep an eye on Arthur. Guest stars: Frantz Turner, Jon Wellner | ||
| 7 | Lyin' Hearted | 2001-11-05 |
| When Doug accompanies Arthur to the hospital for his angioplasty surgery, Doug bumps into one of his regular delivery customers who is going in for his own medical checkup. Guest stars: Chris Elliott, Lenny Wolpe, Randy Kovitz, Sharon Madden | ||
| 6 | Ticker Treat | 2001-10-29 |
| Arthur gets tricked by Doug's spooky Halloween decorations and lands in the hospital. Guest stars: Diane Mizota, Frankie Ryan, Randy Kovitz, Robert Catrini | ||
| 5 | No Retreat | 2001-10-22 |
| Doug goes with Carrie on her company retreat while Arthur is left to fend for himself at home. Guest stars: Jackie Flynn, Jason Tobin, Michael Kostroff, Steve O'Connor | ||
| 4 | Friender Bender | 2001-10-15 |
| Doug has a little fender bender with Deacon and Kelly's car. Guest stars: Shannon Burwell | ||
| 3 | Mean Streak | 2001-10-08 |
| Doug is about to break the record at his company for the highest number of consecutive deliveries, while Carrie begins to question her decision not to play with Arthur in his annual senior center scrabble tournament. Guest stars: Anthony Powers, Fred Ornstein, Jason Azikiwe, Ken Kerman, Laura Hayes, Maurice Smith, P.J. Marino, Steven Robert Wollenberg, Wil Albert | ||
| 2 | Sight Gag | 2001-10-01 |
| Doug thinks he has come up with the perfect birthday gift for Carrie: laser eye surgery. That is until Carrie ends up nearly blind from the operation. Guest stars: Alex Skuby, Emily Kuroda, Julie Mullen | ||
| 1 | Walk, Man | 2001-09-24 |
| Doug hires a dog walker to get Arthur out of the house. | ||
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| 25 | Pregnant Pause (2) | 2001-05-21 |
| Doug tells Carrie not to panic about having the baby and he takes on a second job so that they can save extra money before the due date. Arthur is annoyed that Doug still hasn't finished his bathroom. Guest stars: Chaz Wolcott, David Manis, George Ives, Michael Corbett, Nicole Sullivan, Patton Oswalt, Sue Nelson | ||
| 24 | Pregnant Pause (1) | 2001-05-21 |
| Carrie discovers that she is pregnant and she is panicked that the timing is all-wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile and Arthur insists that Doug build him his own bathroom in the basement. Guest stars: Gregory White, Nick Jameson | ||
| 23 | S'no Job | 2001-05-14 |
| Doug's Uncle Stu asks him to get his son a job at IPS. Doug doesn't want him working there but he doesn't want to look bad to the family so he instructs his boss to interview him but not hire him. Guest stars: Gavin MacLeod | ||
| 22 | Swim Neighbors | 2001-05-07 |
| Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards. Guest stars: Bryan Cranston, Dee Dee Rescher | ||
| 21 | Departure Time | 2001-04-30 |
| Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents. When they ask him to sign their living will and his sister Stephanie gets wind of this, she is offended. Guest stars: J.P. Manoux, Ricki Lake, Roger Eschbacher | ||
| 20 | Separation Anxiety | 2001-04-16 |
| Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. Carrie runs into a co-worker who asks Kelly out on a date. Guest stars: Andre Canty, Joseph C. Phillips, Marshaun Daniel | ||
| 19 | Package Deal | 2001-04-09 |
| Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict. Guest stars: Craig Anton, Michael Yavnieli, Steve Mosko | ||
| 18 | Papa Pill | 2001-03-19 |
| Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of the weekly dance at a senior center. When Carrie finds out, she turns her father's care over to Doug. Guest stars: J. J. Johnson, Pamela Gordon | ||
| 17 | Inner Tube | 2001-02-26 |
| Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage sitcom characters. Guest stars: Melody Thomas Scott, Pat Sajak, Peter Bergman, Scott Reeves, Vanna White | ||
| 16 | Horizontal Hold | 2001-02-19 |
| After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie feels that they should resolve arguments verbally. Arthur dates a woman who claims she dated Frank Sinatra. Guest stars: Pamela Gordon | ||
| 15 | Deacon Blues | 2001-02-12 |
| Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating. Guest stars: Patricia McBride, Peter James Smith | ||
| 14 | Paint Misbehavin' | 2001-02-05 |
| Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, which turns into a war of jealousy. Guest stars: Eric Roberts, Katie Layman | ||
| 13 | Hi Def-Jam | 2001-01-29 |
| Doug sets up his sister with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV. Guest stars: Dick Enberg, Nancy Cassaro, Paul Willson | ||
| 12 | Wedding Presence | 2001-01-08 |
| Doug and Carrie rush to a friend's wedding before the bride and groom realize they're not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plans a scheme involving Spence. Guest stars: Daniel Passer, Davis Mikaels, Eliza Coyle, Jeff Witzke, Michael Fairman, Tom Chick | ||
| 11 | Better Camera | 2000-12-11 |
| A battle of who got the cheaper gift begins; Lou Ferrigno moves next door. Guest stars: Braeden Marcott | ||
| 10 | Work Related | 2000-12-04 |
| Arthur begins to work at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for the best practical joke. Guest stars: Dom Irrera, Michael Sorce | ||
| 9 | Twisted Sitters | 2000-11-27 |
| Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they must keep him from telling his parents... | ||
| 8 | Dark Meet | 2000-11-20 |
| Doug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together who said, "I Love You" first. They consult Arthur who quickly recalls some other Thanksgivings. Guest stars: Derek Luke, Florence Henderson, Jasmin Wynd, Madison Lanc | ||
| 7 | Strike Out | 2000-11-13 |
| Doug and Deacon, who are out of work because of a strike, resort to playing sophomoric pranks, along with Arthur, to keep from going stir crazy. But they're driving Carrie and Kelly nuts. Eventually, Doug and Deacon return to work leaving Arthur alone. Guest stars: Steven Houska | ||
| 6 | Strike Too | 2000-11-06 |
| With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie's school. Guest stars: Al Pugliese, Eric, Jerry Ferrara, Kimi Reichenberg, Michael Yavnieli, Rachel Duncan | ||
| 5 | Strike One | 2000-10-30 |
| Doug wants a new car and against Carrie's advice, buys it for himself only to find out moments later that the workers at the IPS company are going on strike, forcing Carrie to work major overtime to compensate for his mistake. Guest stars: Fred Stiller, James Michael Connor | ||
| 4 | Class Struggle | 2000-10-23 |
| Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done. Guest stars: Ari Green, Deborah Ostrowsky, Jennifer Tung, Maura Vincent, Melissa Marsala | ||
| 3 | Fatty McButterpants | 2000-10-16 |
| Doug vows to lose 30 pounds. Guest stars: Merrin Dungey, Reynaldo Gallegos | ||
| 2 | Roast Chicken | 2000-10-09 |
| Carrie has Doug sign a card for her boss' twenty years at the company and is asked to participate in his banquet roast. Guest stars: Carol Ann Susi, David Stenstrom, Mary Morrissey, Tom Amandes | ||
| 1 | Do Rico | 2000-10-02 |
| Carrie is turned on by an imitation of Rico done by Doug; Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story. Guest stars: Alex Dodd, Marie Caldare, Ossie Mair | ||
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| 25 | Whine Country | 2000-05-22 |
| Doug and Carrie face problems when they try to decide where to go on vacation. Guest stars: Dan Desmond, Eric Keenleyside | ||
| 24 | Flower Power | 2000-05-15 |
| Doug shows his romantic side as Carrie thinks he has lost it; Arthur serves on a jury. Guest stars: Cynthia Szigeti | ||
| 23 | Restaurant Row | 2000-05-08 |
| Carrie forbids Doug to eat at his favorite Italian restaurant. Guest stars: Cosimo Canale, Nino Del Prete | ||
| 22 | Soft Touch | 2000-05-01 |
| Doug gets pulled into a water filter scheme thanks to his neighbors. Guest stars: Bryan Cranston, Dee Dee Rescher | ||
| 21 | Big Dougie | 2000-04-17 |
| Doug becomes a Big Brother. Which leads him to running a 10K race to support heart disease; Carrie accidentally tells another Doug she loves him. Guest stars: Alex Skuby, Andrew McFarlane, Brady Corbet, Brendon Ryan Barrett, Cindy Lu, Daryl Roach, Hugh Holub | ||
| 20 | Wild Cards | 2000-03-06 |
| Doug loses a lot of money when he and Deacon go to Atlantic City to gamble. Guest stars: Dom Magwili, Gregory White, Leanna Creel, Mary-Margaret Lewis, Ralph Ahn | ||
| 19 | Surprise Artie | 2000-02-28 |
| Doug must keep up with Arthur while Carrie organizes his 75th birthday surprise party. When Doug loses Arthur, Carrie must find him. Guest stars: Deanna Markey, Edith Fields, Harold Gould, Jason Peck, Orson Bean | ||
| 18 | The Shmenkmans | 2000-02-21 |
| Doug and Carrie make new friends, and by a scheduling mix-up the new friends, and Deacon and Kelly are invited to the same dinner party. And in the end, they have no friends. Guest stars: Bob Kirsh, Elisa Taylor, Marc Goldsmith, Michael Caldwell, Philip Bolden, Sean O'Bryan, Tina Morasco | ||
| 17 | Meet By-Product | 2000-02-14 |
| Doug and Carrie recall the first time they met. Guest stars: Donny Osmond, Kara Zediker, Laura Otis | ||
| 16 | Fair Game | 2000-02-07 |
| When Carrie is caught cheating at a board game twice, they trace her cheating problem back to when she was a child. Guest stars: Madison Lanc, Sandra Taylor | ||
| 15 | Frozen Pop | 2000-01-24 |
| Arthur is moved upstairs to Carrie's office once the weather gets cold, but have problems when the weather warms up and Arthur thinks his move was permanent. | ||
| 14 | Block Buster | 2000-01-17 |
| Doug has his old football teammates over; Meanwhile, Spence tries to get his revenge on the football players for what they did to him in high school. Guest stars: Andy Mackenzie, Billy Gardell, Jason Beck, Maurice Mendoza, Pat Fin | ||
| 13 | Party Favor | 2000-01-10 |
| Carrie convinces Doug to be the best man at his cousin's wedding. Guest stars: Bas Rutten, Billy Beck, Jon Manfrellotti, Maria Dubious, Marie Delprete, Mia Drake | ||
| 12 | Net Prophets | 1999-12-13 |
| Carrie wants to invest Doug's Christmas bonus; Arthur competes with the neighbors about who has the largest yard decoration. | ||
| 11 | Sparing Carrie | 1999-11-29 |
| Due to financial trouble, Doug's bowling team must win the next game. Doug must help Carrie to improve her bowling ability or kick her off the team. Guest stars: Ellen Ratner, Kymberly Kalil, Robert Klein | ||
| 10 | Roamin' Holiday | 1999-11-22 |
| In an attempt to get away from Carrie's friends for Thanksgiving, Doug invites Spence over. Guest stars: Ben Bode, Melissa Samuels | ||
| 9 | I, Candy | 1999-11-15 |
| A waitress flirts with Doug which causes him to start acting strange. Guest stars: Idalis DeLeon | ||
| 8 | Dire Strayts | 1999-11-08 |
| Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner. Guest stars: Patricia Heaton, Ray Romano, Robert Brooks | ||
| 7 | Get Away | 1999-11-01 |
| Doug and Carrie, along with Deacon and Kelly, go on a weekend trip. While there, they find out that Deacon and Kelly have a very active sex life. Guest stars: Bill Willy | ||
| 6 | Doug Out | 1999-10-25 |
| Arthur's inclusion at an outing to a Mets game creates problems for Doug. Guest stars: Barbara Savage, James Wong, Rock Reuben, Sandy Marks | ||
| 5 | Tube Stakes | 1999-10-18 |
| Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's big screen TV is stolen. Guest stars: Marv Albert | ||
| 4 | Parent Trapped | 1999-10-11 |
| Deacon & Kelly ask Doug & Carrie to be the godparents of their baby; Arthur runs into trouble at the pretzel store when he is put in charge. Guest stars: Al White, Frantz Turner, Jeremy Guskin, Joe Marinelli, Manu Intiraymi, Nancy Yee, Philip Bolden, Seth Menachem | ||
| 3 | Assaulted Nuts | 1999-10-04 |
| Doug, while goofing off at work, accidentally ends up with a staple wound to the scrotum. Guest stars: Alan Charof, Brian Paul Stuart, Jeanine Jackson, Lillian Hurst, Mason Canter, Nelson Mashita | ||
| 2 | Female Problems | 1999-09-27 |
| Doug feels left out after Carrie becomes friends with a new neighbor. Guest stars: Myndy Crist | ||
| 1 | Queasy Rider | 1999-09-20 |
| Against Carrie's wishes, Doug buys a motorcycle which causes them to have a huge fight; Meanwhile, Arthur gets a job at a pretzel store. Guest stars: Don Harvey | ||
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| 25 | Maybe Baby | 1999-05-17 |
| Doug and Carrie consider having a baby, which results in a flashback from Arthur about the day that Carrie was born. Guest stars: David Moreland, Lynn A. Henderson, Nadia Dajani, Philip Bolden, Troy Blendell | ||
| 24 | Art House | 1999-05-10 |
| Arthur almost gets Doug fired. Doug then releases all his feelings about Arthur, which results in him moving out of the house. Guest stars: Ford Rainey | ||
| 23 | Where's Poppa? | 1999-05-03 |
| Doug and Carrie send Arthur off to work at cousin Danny's pizza restaurant. Guest stars: Gary Valentine | ||
| 22 | Time Share | 1999-04-26 |
| Carrie scolds Doug for inviting their pesky neighbors over, until she learns they want to offer their time-share in the Hamptons. Guest stars: Bryan Cranston, Dee Dee Rescher | ||
| 21 | Hungry Man | 1999-04-05 |
| Carrie asks Doug to join her at a dinner party for a Japanese client. But when he arrives ravenous after not eating all day, he discovers there's no dinner and tries to eat whatever he can find. Guest stars: Elizabeth Storm, Kevin Cooney, Phil Diskin, Robert Ito | ||
| 20 | Train Wreck | 1999-03-15 |
| Doug is distraught by Carrie's indifference when she learns that his new trainee is a beautiful woman, so he tries to make her think something's going on. Guest stars: Julie Benz, Mason Canter | ||
| 19 | Rayny Day | 1999-03-01 |
| A government holiday is anything but for Carrie, who spends it cleaning her kitchen, and for Doug, who spends it golfing with Ray Barone. Guest stars: Doris Roberts, Ray Romano | ||
| 18 | White Collar | 1999-02-22 |
| When the shift supervisor leaves for heart surgery, Doug is selected for the position, but despite the promotion, he hates the job. On top of that, Deacon feels he was overlooked because he's black. Guest stars: Derek Luke, John C. McDonnell, John F. O'Donohue | ||
| 17 | Court Date | 1999-02-15 |
| When a cop who gave Carrie a traffic ticket asks her out on a date, Doug talks her into going out with him until their court date. Guest stars: Daniel Roebuck | ||
| 16 | S'Ain't Valentine's | 1999-02-08 |
| Doug's romantic plans with Carrie are hijacked by Veronica, who has planned a last-minute surprise party for Spence. Arthur meets a woman at a Senior Center dance. Guest stars: Grace Zabriskie, Janet Rotblatt, Sean Bergin, Shaun Weiss, Steve Schirripa | ||
| 15 | Crappy Birthday | 1999-02-01 |
| Carrie is upset about getting older when her 30th birthday rolls around. Guest stars: Esther Scott, Merrin Dungey | ||
| 14 | Dog Days | 1999-01-18 |
| The Heffernans' new neighbors have a dog that keeps them up at night, but Doug wants to avoid confrontation. Arthur thinks Charles Schultz is using him as a template for Peanuts characters. Guest stars: Bryan Cranston, Dee Dee Rescher | ||
| 13 | Best Man | 1999-01-11 |
| Doug and Carrie attend a wedding of an old flame of Carrie's, creating an uncomfortable situation for Doug. Guest stars: Anthony Powers, Christina Cabot, James Castle Stevens, Jennifer Simard, Marc Goldsmith, Michael McCalre, Peter Tork | ||
| 12 | Fixer Upper | 1998-12-21 |
| Carrie fixes Spence up on a blind date with one of her co-workers. Guest stars: Constance Zimmer, Sean Weiss | ||
| 11 | Noel Cowards | 1998-12-14 |
| Doug and Carrie realize they must buy a new car after theirs breaks down. One problem: they can't afford it. Guest stars: James M. Connor | ||
| 10 | Supermarket Story | 1998-11-23 |
| Carrie has Thanksgiving Day planned but is guilted into making a homemade meal which leaves her with less than a day to make a meal for ten people. Guest stars: Cristine Rose, Dana Gould, Donny Osmond, Parry Shen, Patricia Place | ||
| 9 | Road Rayge | 1998-11-16 |
| Doug regrets helping Ray Barone cheat on his driving test. Meanwhile, Arthur's neediness hinder's Carrie's studying. Guest stars: Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle, Ray Romano, Yvette Cason | ||
| 8 | Educating Doug | 1998-11-09 |
| Carrie signs her and Doug up for a class at the community college when she begins to think that they're becoming dumb and boring. Doug has a hard time with it, but luckily Spence in also in the class... Guest stars: Frantz Turner, Ken Weiler | ||
| 7 | The Rock | 1998-11-02 |
| Doug and Carrie remember when he proposed to her after a jeweler offers more money for the ring than Doug had originally paid. Guest stars: Robert Katims | ||
| 6 | Head First | 1998-10-26 |
| After feeling bad that Arthur has no friends, Doug starts taking Arthur everywhere with him. Guest stars: Jody Wood, Lesli Margherita, Shari Albert | ||
| 5 | Paternal Affairs | 1998-10-19 |
| Doug and Carrie throw a wedding anniversary party and Doug finds out his aunt and uncle are having problems. When Arthur meets Doug's aunt, he falls for her. Guest stars: Brenda Vaccaro | ||
| 4 | Richie's Song | 1998-10-12 |
| Doug can't figure out why Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his wife, Marie. Guest stars: Michele Maika | ||
| 3 | Cello, Goodbye | 1998-10-05 |
| Carrie's on the fast track at her new job in a Manhattan law firm, but her success makes Doug wonder why she ever ended up with a guy like him. Guest stars: Albie Selynich, Lynn A. Henderson | ||
| 2 | Fat City | 1998-09-28 |
| Stunned by an old photograph of Carrie's mother, Doug convinces Carrie to go on a diet and must pretend he is going on one too. | ||
| 1 | Pilot | 1998-09-21 |
| Doug's kingdom comes under attack when his recently widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in rather than go to a retirement home, turning Doug's TV room into Arthur's bedroom. | ||
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| 9 | Trailers-TV Spot-The King of Queens | |
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| 8 | Character Profiles | 2008-01-01 |
| Profiles of the characters from the great series. | ||
| 7 | The Writers of The King of Queens | 2008-01-01 |
| A look at the series from the perspective of the writers and what it took to bring the show to life. | ||
| 6 | 200th Episode Celebration | 2008-01-01 |
| The celebration by the Cast and Crew of the 200th episodes of the amazing show! | ||
| 5 | Thanks to the Fans | 2008-01-01 |
| A thanks to all the fans from the Cast and Crew of The King of Queens. | ||
| 4 | Just Havin' Fun | 2007-10-15 |
| 27 minute feature regarding the cast's impressions of season 1 | ||
| 3 | Series Restrospective | 2008-01-01 |
| A look back at The King of Queens Series. | ||
| 2 | A Day in the Life of Kevin James | 2008-01-01 |
| See what it is like to be International Superstar Kevin James as the camera follows him around for a day. | ||
| 1 | Laughs Montage | |
| Montage of some of the funniest moments of Season 1. | ||
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