Two and a Half Men

Name: Two and a Half Men
Genre: Comedy, Romance
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Genres: Comedy Romance

First Aired: 2003-09-22Length: 25 MinStatus: Ended

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Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him. (Source: thetvdb.com)

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Season 12 (show/hide)
16	Of Course He's Dead (2)	2015-02-19
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Guest stars: Angus T. Jones, April Bowlby, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christian Slater, Chuck Lorre, Courtney Thorne-Smith, John Stamos, Judy Greer, Roger Vernon Burton, Sophie Winkleman
15	Of Course He's Dead (1)	2015-02-19
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
14	Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun	2015-02-12
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
13	Boompa Loved His Hookers	2015-02-05
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
12	A Beer Battered Rip-Off	2015-01-29
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
11	For Whom the Booty Calls	2015-01-22
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
10	Here I Come, Pants!	2015-01-15
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
9	Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey	2015-01-08
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey. Guest stars: Deanna Russo
8	Family, BublÃ©, Deep-Fried Turkey	2014-12-18
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. Guest stars: Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, John Cryer
7	Sex with an Animated Ed Asner	2014-12-11
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms. Guest stars: Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, John Cryer
6	Alan Shot a Little Girl	2014-12-04
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way. Guest stars: Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, John Cryer
5	Oontz, Oontz, Oontz	2014-11-27
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped. Guest stars: Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, John Cryer
4	Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight	2014-11-20
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby. Guest stars: Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, John Cryer
3	Glamping in a Yurt	2014-11-13
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab. Guest stars: Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, John Cryer
2	A Chic Bar in Ibiza	2014-11-06
When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married. Guest stars: Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, John Cryer
1	The Ol' Mexican Spinach	2014-10-30
Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help. Guest stars: Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, John Cryer

Season 11 (show/hide)
22	Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead	2014-05-08
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
21	Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot	2014-05-01
Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.
20	Lotta Delis In Little Armenia	2014-04-24
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
19	Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang	2014-04-10
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis). Guest stars: Mila Kunis
18	West Side Story	2014-04-03
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
17	Welcome Home, Jake	2014-03-13
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
16	How to Get Rid of Alan Harper	2014-03-06
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
15	Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin	2014-02-27
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
14	Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe	2014-02-06
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man. Guest stars: Amber Tamblyn, Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, Courtney Thorne-Smith, D. B. Sweeney, Jon Cryer
13	Bite Me, Supreme Court	2014-01-30
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty. Guest stars: Amber Tamblyn, Ashton Kutcher, Carl Reiner, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor, Jon Cryer
12	Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.	2014-01-09
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him. Guest stars: Austin Rogers, Brooke Lyons, Jeff Probst, Jim Marshall, Kimberly D. Brooks, Marion Ross
11	Tazed In the Lady Nuts	2014-01-02
Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka). Guest stars: Aly Michalka, Clark Duke, Odette Annable
10	On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!	2013-12-12
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics. Guest stars: Aly Michalka, Diane Farr, Paula Marshall
9	Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer	2013-12-05
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information. Guest stars: Craig Gellis, Kate Miner, Paula Marshall
8	Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.	2013-11-21
When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help. Guest stars: Brian Stepanek, Courtney Thorne-Smith, D. B. Sweeney, Melanie Lynskey
7	Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie	2013-11-14
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women. Guest stars: Jeff Probst, Kim Shaw, Madison Dylan, Spencer Locke
6	Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants	2013-11-07
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner. Guest stars: Carrie Russo, Lynda Carter
5	Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003	2013-10-24
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career. Guest stars: Camila Greenberg, Courtney Thorne-Smith, D. B. Sweeney, Marianne Chambers, Tiffany Panhilason
4	Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank	2013-10-17
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Jennifer Aspen, Molly Stanton, Nicole Travolta, Tara Perry
3	This Unblessed Biscuit	2013-10-10
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire. Guest stars: Edie McClurg, Jennifer Chang, Kimberly Hebert-Gregory
2	I Think I Banged Lucille Ball	2013-10-03
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner). Guest stars: Amber Tamblyn, Carl Reiner, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Shanti Lowry
1	Nangnangnangnang	2013-09-26
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family. Guest stars: Amber Tamblyn, Kelly Sry, Lilah Richcreek

Season 10 (show/hide)
23	Cows, Prepare to be Tipped	2013-05-09
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip. Guest stars: Hilary Duff, Marilu Henner
22	My Bodacious Vidalia	2013-05-02
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman. Guest stars: Amanda Detmer, George Coe, Julie Marie Berman
21	Another Night with Neil Diamond	2013-04-25
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Jessica Lundy, Ryan Stiles
20	Bazinga! That's from a TV Show	2013-04-04
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter. Guest stars: Emily Osment, Jaime Pressly, Scott Bakula
19	Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon	2013-03-14
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb. Guest stars: Jelly Howie, Kelly Rohrbach, Mikaela Hoover, Ryan Stiles
18	The 9:04 from Pemberton	2013-03-07
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Jamie Hill, Ryan Stiles
17	Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries	2013-02-21
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough. Guest stars: Alicia Coppola, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Elaine Hendrix, Elizabeth Bogush, Judy Greer
16	Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby	2013-02-14
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south. Guest stars: Brooke D'Orsay, Charles Malik Whitfield, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Melanie Lynskey
15	Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It	2013-02-07
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan. Guest stars: Jaime Pressly
14	Run, Steven Staven! Run!	2013-01-31
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Erika Othen, Meredith Giangrande, Patton Oswalt, Ryan Stiles, Willie Garson
13	Grab a Feather and Get in Line	2013-01-10
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. Guest stars: Brooke D'Orsay, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Jared Murillo, Madison Riley, Sofia Mattsson
12	Welcome to Alancrest	2013-01-03
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden. Guest stars: Brooke D'Orsay, Martin Mull
11	Give Santa a Tail-Hole	2012-12-13
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas. Guest stars: Brooke D'Orsay, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Joel Murray, Layla Crawford, Patton Oswalt, Todd Stanton, Wayne Wilderson
10	One Nut Johnson	2012-12-06
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money. Guest stars: Brooke D'Orsay, Rebecca Marshall
9	I Scream When I Pee	2012-11-29
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special. Guest stars: April Bowlby
8	Something My Gynecologist Said	2012-11-15
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Steven Krueger, Tricia O'Kelley
7	Avoid the Chinese Mustard	2012-11-08
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house. Guest stars: Lindsay Price, Miley Cyrus
6	Ferrets, Attack	2012-11-01
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose. Guest stars: Melanie Lynskey
5	That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam	2012-10-25
Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose. Guest stars: Adamo Palladino, Alex McKenna, Amanda Walsh, Dorian Brown, Jenny Robinson, Melanie Lynskey, Rebecca McFarland
4	You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For	2012-10-18
A friend's visiting daughter makes Walden feel his age. Guest stars: Miley Cyrus
3	Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt	2012-10-11
Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life. Guest stars: Bre Blair, Chasty Ballesteros, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Sophie Winkleman
2	A Big Bag of Dog	2012-10-04
Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends. Guest stars: Mimi Rogers, Patton Oswalt, Sophie Winkleman, Talyan Wright
1	I Changed My Mind About the Milk	2012-09-27
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday. Guest stars: Michael Bolton, Sophie Winkleman

Season 9 (show/hide)
24	Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	2012-05-14
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life. Guest stars: Alem Brhan Sapp, Chase Austin, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Graham Patrick Martin, Patton Oswalt, Richard Whiten, Ryan Heinke, Ryan Stiles
23	The Straw in My Donut Hole	2012-05-07
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital. Guest stars: Alicia Hannah, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Graham Patrick Martin, Jason Alexander, Sophie Winkleman
22	Why We Gave Up Women	2012-04-30
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack. Guest stars: Abbie Cobb, Abby Pivaronas, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Eddie Shin, Jacqueline Lord, Kathy Bates, Sophie Winkleman, Talyan Wright, Vernee Watson-Johnson
21	Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	2012-04-16
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Graham Patrick Martin, Sophie Winkleman, Talyan Wright
20	Grandma's Pie	2012-04-09
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Georgia Engel, Graham Patrick Martin, Judy Greer, Sophie Winkleman, Talyan Wright
19	Palmdale, Ech	2012-03-19
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party. Guest stars: Brian Stepanek, Caitlin Harris, Christina Sherer, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Georgia Engel, Graham Patrick Martin
18	The War Against Gingivitis	2012-02-27
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace. Guest stars: Judy Greer, Patton Oswalt, Rebecca McFarland
17	Not in My Mouth!	2012-02-20
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Matthew Marsden, Robert Clotworthy, Sara Erikson, Sophie Winkleman
16	Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy	2012-02-13
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Sophie Winkleman
15	The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack	2012-02-06
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies. Guest stars: Graham Patrick Martin, Hira Ambrosino, Matthew Marsden, Sonia Jackson, Sophie Winkleman
14	A Possum On Chemo	2012-01-16
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Graham Patrick Martin, Sophie Winkleman, Travis Van Winkle
13	Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	2012-01-02
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help. Guest stars: Chuck Lacey, Judy Greer, Michael Medico, Mimi Rogers, Sophie Winkleman
12	One False Move, Zimbabwe!	2011-12-12
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral. Guest stars: Chuck Lacey, Judy Greer, Michael Medico, Mimi Rogers, Sophie Winkleman
11	What a Lovely Landing Strip	2011-12-05
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life. Guest stars: Jeff Staron, Judy Greer, Karen McClain, Melanie Lynskey, Robert Clotworthy, Sophie Winkleman
10	A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	2011-11-21
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world. Guest stars: Jonathan Banks, Sophie Winkleman
9	Frodo's Headshots	2011-11-14
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Gary Busey, Macey Cruthird, Marin Hinkle, Nicole Steinwedell, Ryan Stiles, Vernee Watson
8	Thank You for the Intercourse	2011-11-07
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional. Guest stars: Amanda Schull, Brian Keith Russell, Macey Cruthird, Michael Bailey Smith, Rebecca McFarland, Taylor Cole, Zaid Farid
7	Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	2011-10-31
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will. Guest stars: Macey Cruthird
6	The Squat and the Hover	2011-10-24
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her. Guest stars: Jane Lynch, Joe Manganiello, Judy Greer, Monika Smith, Shon Little, Thompson Howell
5	A Giant Cat Holding a Churro	2011-10-17
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Nicholas Gonzalez, Nikki Novak
4	Nine Magic Fingers	2011-10-10
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Nicholas Gonzalez, Nikki Novak
3	Big Girls Don't Throw Food	2011-10-03
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school. Guest stars: Amira Elliby, Emile Ballard, Judy Greer, Nicole J. Butler, Ryan Stiles
2	People Who Love Peepholes	2011-09-26
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget. Guest stars: Judy Greer, Stephanie Jacobsen
1	Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	2011-09-19
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire. Guest stars: Alexis Krause, Angelique Cabral, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Jenna Elfman, Jennifer Bini Taylor, Jenny McCarthy, Jeri Ryan, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Joel Murray, John Stamos, Katherine LaNasa, Liz Vassey, Martin Mull, Missi Pyle, Thomas Gibson, Tricia Helfer

Season 8 (show/hide)
16	That Darn Priest	2011-02-14
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose. Guest stars: Dakin Matthews, Melanie Lynskey
15	Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	2011-02-07
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme. Guest stars: J.D. Walsh, Melanie Lynskey, Ryan Stiles
14	Lookin' for Japanese Subs	2011-01-17
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts. Guest stars: Graham Patrick Martin, Melanie Lynskey
13	Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup	2011-01-03
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie. Guest stars: Anna Easteden, Courtney Thorne-Smith, JJ Snyder, Ryan Stiles
12	Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead	2010-12-13
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch). Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Desi Lydic, Graham Patrick Martin, Jane Lynch, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Marshall, Valery M. Ortiz
11	Dead from the Waist Down	2010-12-06
Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Debra D. Holt, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Lau, Joey Gaytan, Joseph S. Griffo, Ryan Stiles
10	Ow, Ow, Don't Stop	2010-11-22
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him. Guest stars: Carl Reiner, Graham Patrick Martin, Jamal Duff, Jenny McCarthy
9	A Good Time in Central Africa	2010-11-15
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Judd Nelson, Tonita Castro
8	Springtime on a Stick	2010-11-08
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
7	The Crazy Bitch Gazette	2010-11-01
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose. Guest stars: Liz Vassey, Melanie Lynskey, Tom Virtue
6	Twanging Your Magic Clanger	2010-10-25
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman. Guest stars: Krista Kalmus, Liz Vassey
5	The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel	2010-10-18
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery. Guest stars: Erinn Hayes, Sara Sanderson, Steve Hytner
4	Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	2010-10-11
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Graham Patrick Martin, J.D. Walsh, Judd Nelson, Katrina Nelson, Ryan Stiles
3	A Pudding-Filled Cactus	2010-10-04
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Graham Patrick Martin, Kelly Stables
2	A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	2010-09-27
Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Graham Patrick Martin, Kelly Stables
1	Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	2010-09-20
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing. Guest stars: Amanda Gallo, Caitlin Elizabeth Baunoch, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Graham Patrick Martin, Ryan Stiles

Season 7 (show/hide)
22	This Is Not Gonna End Well	2010-05-24
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension. Guest stars: Joel McKinnon Miller, John Amos, Stacy Keach
21	Gumby with a Pokey	2010-05-17
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip. Guest stars: Aja Evans, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Jennifer C. Sparks, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Katherine LaNasa, Katy Mixon, Magdalena Holland, Martin Mull, Ming Na, Missi Pyle, Nayo K. Wallace, Rachel Cannon, Rebecca McFarland, Rena Sofer, Robert Clotworthy, Ronobir Lahiri, ZZ Top
20	I Called Him Magoo	2010-05-10
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience" Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Elizabeth Ho, Graham Patrick Martin
19	Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave	2010-04-12
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother. Guest stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith
18	Ixnay on the Oggie Day	2010-03-22
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
17	I Found Your Moustache	2010-03-08
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
16	Tinkle Like a Princess	2010-03-01
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
15	Aye, Aye, Captain Douche	2010-02-08
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
14	Crude and Uncalled For	2010-02-01
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
13	Yay, No Polyps!	2010-01-18
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
12	Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste	2010-01-11
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
11	Warning, It's Dirty	2009-12-15
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas. Guest stars: Carl Reiner
10	That's Why They Call It Ball Room	2009-12-07
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances. Guest stars: Jeanette O'Connor, Jennifer Taylo, Judith Drake
9	Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	2009-11-23
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
8	Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.	2009-11-16
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house. Guest stars: Robert Clotworthy, Tricia Helfer
7	Untainted By Filth	2009-11-09
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
6	Give Me Your Thumb	2009-11-02
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
5	For the Sake of the Child	2009-10-19
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
4	Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator	2009-10-12
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
3	Mmm, Fish. Yum.	2009-10-05
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
2	Whipped Unto the Third Generation	2009-09-28
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
1	818-JKLPUZO	2009-09-21
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia. Guest stars: Eddie Van Halen, Will Sasso

Season 6 (show/hide)
24	Baseball Was Better With Steroids	2009-05-18
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.
23	Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth	2009-05-11
Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.
22	Sir Lancelot's Litter Box	2009-05-04
Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him. Guest stars: J.D. Walsh, Jennifer Bini Taylor
21	Above Exalted Cyclops	2009-04-27
Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose. Guest stars: James Edson, Jennifer Bini Taylor
20	Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau	2009-04-13
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting. Guest stars: Jennifer Bini Taylor, Meagen Fay
19	The Two Finger Rule	2009-03-30
After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor. Guest stars: Jennifer Bini Taylor, Michael Clarke Duncan, Tinashe Kachingwe
18	My Son's Enormous Head	2009-03-16
Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation. Guest stars: Jennifer Bini Taylor, Martin Mull
17	The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?	2009-03-09
Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her Guest stars: James Edson, Jane Lynch, Jennifer Bini Taylor
16	She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime	2009-03-02
Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives. Guest stars: Diora Baird (Wanda), Jennifer Taylor (Chelsea)
15	I'd Like to Start with the Cat	2009-02-09
Charlie ends up in couples counseling. Guest stars: Jane Lynch, Jennifer Bini Taylor
14	David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	2009-02-02
Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom. Guest stars: Carol Kane, John Carney, Kelly Stables
13	I Think You Offended Don	2009-01-19
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father. Guest stars: Iqbal Theba, Ryan Stiles
12	Thank God for Scoliosis	2009-01-12
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist. Guest stars: Carol Kane, Emily Rose, Kelly Stables, Lillian Adams, Robert Clotworthy
11	The Devil's Lube	2008-12-15
Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close. Guest stars: Emilio Estevez, James Earl Jones
10	He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited	2008-12-08
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether. Guest stars: Jon Polito, Kelly Stables
9	The Mooch at the Boo	2008-11-24
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life. Guest stars: Bellamy Young
8	Pinocchio's Mouth	2008-11-17
Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.
7	Best H.O. Money Can Buy	2008-11-10
Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town.
6	It's Always Nazi Week	2008-11-03
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.
5	A Jock Strap in Hell	2008-10-20
Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion. Guest stars: Alicia Witt
4	The Flavin' and the Mavin'	2008-10-13
Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist. Guest stars: Kelly Stables
3	Damn You, Eggs Benedict	2008-10-06
Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
2	Pie Hole, Herb	2008-09-29
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money. Guest stars: Lisa Jay, Ryan Stiles
1	Taterhead Is Our Love Child	2008-09-22
In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rena Sofer) and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie. Guest stars: Aaron Refvem, Brendan Patrick Conner, Martin Mull, Meeghan Holaway

Season 5 (show/hide)
19	Waiting for the Right Snapper	2008-05-19
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time. Guest stars: Coby Ryan McLaughlin, Rib Hillis, Susan Blakely, Virginia Williams
18	If My Hole Could Talk	2008-05-12
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school. Guest stars: Coby Ryan McLaughlin, Jack Plotnick, Susan Blakely
17	Fish in a Drawer	2008-05-05
CSI's investigate a death at Charlie's house. Guest stars: Brett Wagner, Carrie Reichenbach, Dan Cole, George Eads, Hollie Stenson, Hope Allen, Jamie Rose, Jenny McCarthy, John Burke, Michael Lowry, Nakia Syvonne, Nicole Malgarini, Ping Wu
16	Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	2008-04-28
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister. Guest stars: Jenny McCarthy, Robert Wagner, Steve Tom
15	Rough Night In Hump Junction	2008-04-21
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways. Guest stars: Alison Shanks, Anastasia Roark, Andrea Bogart, Barry Livingston, Clint Carmichael, Jen Lilley, Jennifer Lee Keyes, Keena Ferguson, Mikki Padilla
14	Winky-Dink Time	2008-04-14
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker. Guest stars: Carrie Reichenbach, Hayley Erin, Jamison Haase, Kathryn Gordon
13	The Soil Is Moist	2008-03-31
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends. Guest stars: Jessica Tuck
12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	2008-03-24
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie. Guest stars: Cerina Vincent, Sun Park
11	Meander to Your Dander	2008-03-17
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise. Guest stars: Eve Gordon, Gracie Maddox, Kimberly Quinn, Sandra Dee Robinson
10	Kinda Like Necrophilia	2007-11-26
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school. Guest stars: Justine Eyre, Laura McLauchlin
9	Tight's Good	2007-11-19
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter. Guest stars: Jenny McCarthy, Robert Wagner
8	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	2007-11-12
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan. Guest stars: Gregg Marx, Ion Overman, Kate Luyben, Lexi Jourden, Richard Kind, Tina Morasco
7	The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	2007-11-05
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother. Guest stars: Robert Wagner, Simone Kessell
6	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	2007-10-30
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert. Guest stars: Jeanine Giovanni, Ming-Na, Richard V. Licata
5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	2007-10-23
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject. Guest stars: Ernie Grunwald, Matt McKenzie, Michael Kelly, Ming-Na
4	City of Great Racks	2007-10-15
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns. Guest stars: Anna Graves, Ming-Na
3	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	2007-10-08
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge. Guest stars: J.J. Rodgers, Jud Taylor, Kimberly Quinn, Kurt Scholler, Ming-Na, Paige Peterson
2	Media Room Slash Dungeon	2007-10-01
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning. Guest stars: Holly King (Mitzi), Janeane Garofalo (Sharon), Jennifer O'Dell (Margaret), Michael Potter
1	Large Birds, Spiders, and Mom	2007-09-24
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble. Guest stars: Brian Turk, Kris Iyer

Season 4 (show/hide)
24	Prostitutes and Gelato	2007-05-14
Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues' Guest stars: Robert Wagner
23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'	2007-05-07
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress. Guest stars: Enrique Iglesias (Fernando), Rachel Cannon (Chloe)
22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	2007-04-30
Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV. Guest stars: Andrea Savage, Doug Mitchell, Joel Murray
21	Tucked, Taped, and Gorgeous	2007-04-23
Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter. Guest stars: Jane Lynch (Dr. Freeman), Kay Panabaker (Sophie), Matt Roth (Greg)
20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	2007-04-16
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance. Guest stars: Avner Garbi, Bob Rumnock, Diedre Lovejoy, Judy Greer
19	Smooth as a Ken Doll	2007-04-09
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancÃ©, Herb. Guest stars: Judy Greer, Ryan Stiles, Sara Erikson
18	It Never Rains in Hooterville	2007-03-19
Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting. Guest stars: Ben Hermes, Frankie Jay Allison
17	I Merely Slept with a Commie	2007-02-26
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake. Guest stars: Austin Lee, Lee Garlington, Tony Tripoli, Wayne Wilderson
16	Young People Have Phlegm Too	2007-02-19
Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old". Guest stars: Brooke D'Orsay, Kris Iyer, Lamont Thompson, Molly Morgan, Morgan Fairchild
15	My Damn Stalker	2007-02-12
Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online. Guest stars: Allison Janney, Andrea Lynn Silvers, Lauren Rose Lewis, Rebecca McFarland
14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	2007-02-05
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields).. Guest stars: Brooke Shields, Carly Thomas, Deprise Brescia
13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	2007-01-22
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie. Guest stars: Sab Shimono
12	Castrating Sheep in Montana	2007-01-08
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue). Guest stars: Marco Sanchez, Sara Rue
11	Walnuts and Demerol	2006-12-11
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them. Guest stars: Jessica Collins, Susan Sullivan
10	Kissing Abraham Lincoln	2006-11-27
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way. Guest stars: Carrie Stevens, Christopher T. Wood, Katherine LaNasa
9	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	2006-11-20
Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time. Guest stars: Brendan Patrick Conner, Danielle Bisutti, Kevin Knight, Rachel Cannon, Shon Little
8	Release the Dogs	2006-11-13
Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life. Guest stars: Bruno Amato, Jane Lynch, John Pirruccello, Kelly King, Larry Cedar, Melanie Abramoff, Shane Woodson, Stefan Umstead
7	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	2006-11-06
Berta's daughter, Naomi, is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish. Guest stars: Andy Mackenzie, Julianne Grossman, Sara Rue, Treisa Gary
6	Apologies for the Frivolity	2006-10-23
Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s. Guest stars: Andy Pessoa, Brandon Killham, Katherine LaNasa
5	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	2006-10-16
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage may be derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancÃ©. Guest stars: Ireesha
4	A Pot Smoking Monkey	2006-10-09
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared. Guest stars: Andr Ware, Christopher Neiman, Michael Patrick McGill
3	The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	2006-10-02
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father. Guest stars: Brian Patrick Wade, Robert Clotworthy, Sammi Reed
2	Who's Vod Kanockers?	2006-09-25
Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour. Guest stars: Natalie Denise Sperl, Steven Tyler
1	Working for Caligula	2006-09-18
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi. Guest stars: Katie Weaver, Marisa Tayui, Mia Kelly, Sandra McCoy

Season 3 (show/hide)
24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	2006-05-22
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas. Guest stars: Emmanuelle Vaugier
23	Arguments for the Quickie	2006-05-15
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
22	Just Once with Aunt Sophie	2006-05-08
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party. Guest stars: Ralph Cole Jr., Stephanie Brown
21	And the Plot Moistens	2006-05-01
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical. Guest stars: Julia Campbell
20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	2006-04-24
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy. Guest stars: Gail O'Grady, Kevin Sorbo
19	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	2006-04-10
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through. Guest stars: Diane Delano, Gail O'Grady
18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	2006-03-20
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check. Guest stars: John Mendoza
17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	2006-03-13
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie. Guest stars: Danielle Lewis, Dionne Hudson, J.D. Walsh, Jon Lovitz, Loren Lester, Robert Clotworthy, Theresa Adams
16	Ergo, the Booty Call	2006-03-06
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie. Guest stars: Alitzah, Brian Thomas Smith, Hugh Holub, J.D. Walsh, Susse Budde, Terry Shusta
15	My Tongue Is Meat	2006-02-27
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped. Guest stars: J.D. Walsh, Jackie Debatin
14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	2006-02-06
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
13	Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	2006-01-23
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
12	That Special Tug	2006-01-09
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities. Guest stars: Andrea Bendewald, Jane Lynch, Kelley West, Valerie Azlynn
11	Santa's Village of the Damned	2005-12-19
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection. Guest stars: Josie Davis
10	Something Salted and Twisted	2005-11-28
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
9	Madame and Her Special Friend	2005-11-21
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
8	That Voodoo That I Do Do	2005-11-14
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
7	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	2005-11-07
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up. Guest stars: Martin Sheen
6	Hi, Mr. Horned One	2005-10-24
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
5	We Called It Mr. Pinky	2005-10-17
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
4	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	2005-10-10
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	2005-10-03
Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.
2	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	2005-09-26
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
1	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	2005-09-19
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.

Season 2 (show/hide)
24	Does This Smell Funny to You?	2005-05-23
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class. Guest stars: Karen Trella, Orson Bean, Patricia Bethune
23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	2005-05-16
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns. Guest stars: Catherine McCord, Christina Chambers
22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	2005-05-09
Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to "waste it". As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.
21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	2005-05-02
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.
20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	2005-04-18
Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other. Guest stars: Daniel Sheldon, Dylan Minnette
19	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	2005-03-21
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie. Guest stars: James Edson, Jeri Ryan
18	It Was 'Mame', Mom	2005-03-07
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out. Guest stars: David Starzyk, Dayna Devon, Lucy Lawless, Nick Toth
17	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!	2005-02-21
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he can't remember. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns. Guest stars: Alicia Coppola, Helen Greenburg, Ken Jeong, Kristen Miller
16	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	2005-02-14
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
15	Smell the Umbrella Stand	2005-02-07
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas. Guest stars: Mark Chaet, Suzanne Whang
14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	2005-01-31
The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff. Guest stars: Bob Morrisey, Brian George
13	Zejdz z Zmoich WlosÃ³w (Get Off My Hair)	2005-01-17
After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well. Guest stars: Magdalena Zielinska, Nicole Forester
12	A Lungful of Alan	2005-01-03
Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie. Guest stars: Paget Brewster
11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	2004-12-13
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected. Guest stars: Ana Alexander, Jennifer Taylor, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Julie Dickens
10	The Salmon Under My Sweater	2004-11-29
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.
9	Yes, Monsignor	2004-11-22
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school. Guest stars: Denise Richards, Sam Sheen
8	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	2004-11-15
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother. Guest stars: Kelley West
7	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	2004-11-08
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. Guest stars: Camryn Manheim
6	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	2004-10-25
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
5	Bad News from the Clinic?	2004-10-18
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is. Guest stars: James Edson, Jeri Ryan
4	Go Get Mommy's Bra	2004-10-11
Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.
3	A Bag Full of Jawea	2004-10-04
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time. Guest stars: Missi Pyle
2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	2004-09-27
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end. Guest stars: Ryan Stiles
1	Back Off, Mary Poppins	2004-09-20
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join. Guest stars: Bobby Cooper, Elvis Costello, Harry Dean Stanton, Sean Penn

Season 1 (show/hide)
24	Can You Feel My Finger?	2004-05-24
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy. Guest stars: Byrne Offutt, Jenna Gering, Terry Rhoads
23	Just Like Buffalo	2004-05-17
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place. Guest stars: Amy Farrington, Cheryl White, Kristin Richardson, Stacey Travis, Yvette Nicole Brown
22	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	2004-05-10
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist. Guest stars: Amanda Swisten, Jamie Day, Jane Lynch, Steffani Brass
21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	2004-05-03
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura. Guest stars: Alana De La Garza, Heather Locklear, Marc Grapey
20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	2004-04-19
Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist. Alan doesn't agree at first, but after thinking about it, he believes it might not be such a bad idea. Guest stars: Amanda Tosch, Jane Lynch
19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	2004-03-22
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake. Guest stars: Teri Hatcher
18	An Old Flame with a New Wick	2004-03-01
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man. Guest stars: Chris O'Donnell, Rebecca McFarland
17	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	2004-02-23
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. Guest stars: Elise Robertson, Kris Iyer, Ski Carr, Vernee Watson-Johnson
16	That Was Saliva, Alan	2004-02-16
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake. Guest stars: Jenna Elfman, Juliette Goglia
15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	2004-02-09
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest stars: Jenna Elfman, Juliette Goglia
14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	2004-02-02
Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him. Guest stars: Elena Lyons, J.D. Walsh, Nick Toth, Richard Lewis
13	Sarah Like Puny Alan	2004-01-12
Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date. Guest stars: Johanna Black, Lori Lively
12	Camel Filters and Pheromones	2004-01-05
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her. Guest stars: Lisa Arning, Megan Fox, Noel Fisher
11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	2003-12-15
While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well. Guest stars: Daniel R. Escobar, John Valdetero, Lucky Vanous, Rebecca McFarland
10	Merry Thanksgiving	2003-11-24
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner Guest stars: Cristine Rose, Denise Richards, George Wyner
9	Phase One, Complete	2003-11-17
After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going. It gets to the point were Wendy even starts spending time with Evelyn, and Charlie becomes desperate to get rid of Wendy. After Charlie breaks it off Jake becomes very unhappy with him, because he won't be able to see Wendy anymore. This forces Charlie to confront Jake and explain the situation as best as he can. Rose sees that Alan knows how to play scrabble, and asks him to teach her to play, he agrees. During the scrabble games the two bond, and Charlie suspects that she is using Alan to get closer to him, but doesn't pursue the issue. Guest stars: Christopher Jacobs, Myndy Crist
8	Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-ful	2003-11-10
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show. Guest stars: Abigail Mavity, Deena Dill, Jacob Urrutia, Katelin Petersen, Rhyon Nicole Brown, Sam Lerner
7	If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake	2003-11-03
Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl. Guest stars: Kristin Dattilo
6	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	2003-10-27
Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighborhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend (Tommy). When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommy's daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding. Olivia tries to confront Charlie about their situation, but doesn't get the answer she wants, and throws a drink in his face, then storms off. After a week of not being able to contact their mother, Alan gets worried about her. So the brothers decide to go to her house and see if she's okay. They find her sitting in the dark and drinking, and she informs them that Tommy dumped her for a younger women. Later the brothers get Jake to try and cheer her up. Guest stars: Krista Allen, Madison Mason
5	The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump	2003-10-20
After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an unattached mother named Kate, and they hit it off. During one of their dates, Charlie seems like he's ready for a serious relation. Alan sets up a meeting with Gloria (one of the soccer moms) to write a soccer newsletter, but Gloria has other intentions for the evening, and he has no idea. During the evening another soccer mom, Brooke, tries to move in on Gloria's plans. Guest stars: Christine Dunford, Eric Allan Kramer, Liz Vassey, Tricia O'Kelley
4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	2003-10-13
Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quit, after she experiences Alan's demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesn't work at all. So Alan decides to get the housekeeper to come back. Before Alan leaves, he puts Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for a dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to move on, and date other men. He finds both situations to be bigger challenges then he first thought. Guest stars: Steven Tyler
3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	2003-10-06
After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's losing his wife, and son. Charlie suggests that they go drinking, and Alan agrees. After drinking the boys take a cab home, but at one point they end up at their mothers, where they try to tell her what they think of her, but fail in getting the point across. Guest stars: Darryl Sivad
2	Big Flappy Bastards	2003-09-29
While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets very upset. This prompts Jake to try and get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores for Judith, in the hopes of them getting back together. During one of the tasks, Judith kisses Alan, leading him to believe that things will get back to the way they once were.
1	Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal	2003-09-22
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women. Guest stars: Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Eugene Byrd, Frankie Jay Allison, Jennifer Taylor, Kristin Bower, Louisette Geiss, Tom Wilson

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1	Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
In the original filming of the pilot Blythe Danner played Evelyn Harper, but due to her schedule she decided to drop out of the show and was later replaced by Holland Taylor.

(Source: thetvdb.com)

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Anonymous2017-02-27

7/10

Komödie, Real

Anonymous2016-12-21

8/10

Klassiker, aber nur die Folgen mit Charlie.

Anonymous2016-12-04

7/10

Witzig (nur mit Charlie Sheen)

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