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| 6 |
That seed is all that’s left | 2026-05-22 |
| Kees Junior inherits a cellar full of millionaire sperm and gives it away for free to women who want to have children. The neighbourhood is not amused. When Donnie orders hand grenades to dig a pond, Charlotte raises the alarm and the police deploy heavy equipment. This leads to an explosive conclusion in Eyckendael. |
| 5 |
Stabbing Myself in the Eye with a Rusty Bread Knife Sounds Fun | 2026-05-21 |
| Eyckendael’s annual charity competition turns into an all-out battle of good causes. Kees Junior launches the campaign “Help Kees Get a Hot Piece of Ass” to stop her mother from leaving again, while Charlotte uses Paultje Flodder for her own pity-project fundraiser. Meanwhile, JP is determined to reclaim the Flodder house by defeating Donnie in an oyster-eating contest. |
| 4 |
It Is Big And Square, That Can Be Only One Thing | 2026-05-20 |
| Kees Junior is convinced that Uncle Henk is her biological father. Grandma Flodder is being held hostage by JP and Menno for ransom. Meanwhile, Donnie, Paultje, and Pris dig up dead pets belonging to the Eyckendaelers, hoping to find golden collars. |
| 3 |
At The Bottom, Near The Open-Crotch Panties | 2026-05-19 |
| For her birthday, Kees Junior wants a reunion concert from her mother’s old band. But first, the band members have to be broken out of prison. Meanwhile, Donnie unclogs Charlotte’s drain. Thoroughly. Very thoroughly. And panic erupts when an alarming message from the Flodders appears in the neighborhood group chat. |
| 2 |
That Pedo Stole My Children | 2026-05-18 |
| Kees Flodder needs her daughter Kees Junior to recover the password to her crypto wallet app. Meanwhile, neighbor JP watches in disbelief as Donnie runs a completely unhinged daycare center in the backyard, where children are allowed to play with chainsaws and crossbows. |
| 1 |
Fresh Meat, Hit This Morning | 2026-05-18 |
| Kees Flodder Junior inherits a villa in the upscale neighborhood of Eyckendael. She moves in with her entire family, and within a single afternoon they ruin a garden party, knock down a tree, and shatter the peace of the neighborhood. With that, the war between the antisocial newcomers and their elitist neighbors officially begins. |